Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

-Occupies your treasure hoard-

*Holds you hostage, as is tradition*

 

[Thrashy]

I beg to differ! Even Elias agrees

How rude of you!

Speaking of Elias, quit insulting his breath!!! Yes, it's very powerful, but still...

Well, it's a good weapon against rude customers! Hmm, that gives me an idea... Maybe he should breath at you?

*Sets out a tray of beers*

Ah, that's diversity as I like it

 

[Pygmepatl]

I smell @Thrashy here.

*Takes the paddle and spanks the striped skunk*

 

[Thrashy]

I smell @Thrashy here.

*Takes the paddle and spanks the striped skunk*

Now that's a greeting xD

 

[Pygmepatl]

Also, I know Elias' breath is also a good weapon against rude workers and bosses. Maybe he and me should breath at @Thrashy?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Now that's a greeting xD

Indeed!

*Spanks again and gives you a beer*

 

[WXYZ]

*cycles down Nottingham*

 

[Thrashy]

Also, I know Elias' breath is also a good weapon against rude workers and bosses. Maybe he and me should breath at @Thrashy?

I'm not a rude boss! Skunk Beer Inc. Has the best social benefits for it's employees!

 

[WXYZ]

*Holds you hostage, as is tradition*

*consoles the princess*
"You'll get your own dragon someday."

 

[Pygmepatl]

I'm not a rude boss! Skunk Beer Inc. Has the best social benefits for it's employees!

Sure, sure! Hehehe!

 

[Thrashy]

*Holds you hostage, as is tradition*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Awww!

 

[TR273]

*Prances in*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*consoles the princess*
"You'll get your own dragon someday."

I get it. Not everyone can be so lucky.

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That poor, poor child.

 

[WXYZ]

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Now that is cruel!
*consoles the dragon*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Hugs the dragon*

 

[Thrashy]

That poor, poor child.

Yeah

 

[WXYZ]

 

[Keefur]

This cartoon brings back so many memories.

 

[DRGN Juno]

 

[DRGN Juno]

 

[DRGN Juno]

I can't believe I haven't found these earlier.

 

[WXYZ]

 

[Keefur]

I was playing in a campaign where the dungeon master would "give" you a lot of great loot, but then randomly take it away from you with no chance of keeping it. I remember we just came back from a dungeon crawl and went to a tavern to celebrate privately. Suddenly a high level schmuck comes in, and with no provocation kicks our butts and takes all of our stuff, only to disappear and we could never find him and no one knew who he was. I was sick of it. He also would torture your character by never killing him, so there was really no threat of death for your actions. He wanted your character around to torture. So, what I did was tell everyone in my group what I was going to do ahead of time. We went on an adventure. I made sure to do stupid stuff and get really hurt. Some monster hit me for three points and I was like, "Oh! I'm dead. I only had two points left." The dugeong master was like wait... I miscalculated... your armor... You only took ONE point of damage." I knew I had him then. I was invincible. I jumped a 10 foot wide pit while wearing full plate armor and defeated like 100 orcs without taking a single hit. I was superman. After the adventure was over, he devised a way to have someone steal all of our stuff... again. I confronted the Dungeon Master and told him I was done with him torturing us for his own amusement and told him I was falling onto my sword to finish myself. He was like, you can't do that. I said, "Watch me." and tore my character sheet up into confetti and tossed it into the air. Worst campaign in 45 years.

 

[Thrashy]

Meanwhile, in my tavern ^^