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Predators and Prey

Keefur

Keefur

aka Cutter Cat
Michelle Light makes a whole line of these.
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Skittles

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
So. I just need to be a dragons prisoner. And a hot stud will come rescue me eh? Interesting. -Does a royal ponder-
 
Pygmepatl

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
Keefur said:
I was playing in a campaign where the dungeon master would "give" you a lot of great loot, but then randomly take it away from you with no chance of keeping it. I remember we just came back from a dungeon crawl and went to a tavern to celebrate privately. Suddenly a high level schmuck comes in, and with no provocation kicks our butts and takes all of our stuff, only to disappear and we could never find him and no one knew who he was. I was sick of it. He also would torture your character by never killing him, so there was really no threat of death for your actions. He wanted your character around to torture. So, what I did was tell everyone in my group what I was going to do ahead of time. We went on an adventure. I made sure to do stupid stuff and get really hurt. Some monster hit me for three points and I was like, "Oh! I'm dead. I only had two points left." The dugeong master was like wait... I miscalculated... your armor... You only took ONE point of damage." I knew I had him then. I was invincible. I jumped a 10 foot wide pit while wearing full plate armor and defeated like 100 orcs without taking a single hit. I was superman. After the adventure was over, he devised a way to have someone steal all of our stuff... again. I confronted the Dungeon Master and told him I was done with him torturing us for his own amusement and told him I was falling onto my sword to finish myself. He was like, you can't do that. I said, "Watch me." and tore my character sheet up into confetti and tossed it into the air. Worst campaign in 45 years.
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Best move you could have ever done right there!
 
DRGN Juno

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Side note: I've finally finished Ori and the Blind Forest after ~3 years of owning it. My throat is sore from screaming at my computer and I'm crying for about 5 different reasons. 15/10, would recommend.

 
Ravofox

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
BayoDino said:
What is that?

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I got a similar ad on this too! XD

Manchesterite said:
(Can't find a nice ferret comic, so I'll go with this tangentially related one)
@Tallow_Phoenix
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I'm sure they're out there, you just have to...ferret around for them:p
Thrashy said:
:eek:
How rude of you!

Well, it's a good weapon against rude customers! Hmm, that gives me an idea... Maybe he should breath at you? :p

Ah, that's diversity as I like it :)
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*gulp* oh, no, hehe, I'm good!
Keefur said:
I was playing in a campaign where the dungeon master would "give" you a lot of great loot, but then randomly take it away from you with no chance of keeping it. I remember we just came back from a dungeon crawl and went to a tavern to celebrate privately. Suddenly a high level schmuck comes in, and with no provocation kicks our butts and takes all of our stuff, only to disappear and we could never find him and no one knew who he was. I was sick of it. He also would torture your character by never killing him, so there was really no threat of death for your actions. He wanted your character around to torture. So, what I did was tell everyone in my group what I was going to do ahead of time. We went on an adventure. I made sure to do stupid stuff and get really hurt. Some monster hit me for three points and I was like, "Oh! I'm dead. I only had two points left." The dugeong master was like wait... I miscalculated... your armor... You only took ONE point of damage." I knew I had him then. I was invincible. I jumped a 10 foot wide pit while wearing full plate armor and defeated like 100 orcs without taking a single hit. I was superman. After the adventure was over, he devised a way to have someone steal all of our stuff... again. I confronted the Dungeon Master and told him I was done with him torturing us for his own amusement and told him I was falling onto my sword to finish myself. He was like, you can't do that. I said, "Watch me." and tore my character sheet up into confetti and tossed it into the air. Worst campaign in 45 years.
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Oof!!!:confused:
I really don't get people like that. Great you were able to leave that campaign with a bang though:D

I'm pleased to announce, I have finished my essay!!:D
 
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