Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Good night!

Now I hope @Thrashy does not betray me or is mean and rude at me or my friends next time.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Gives stinky boops with my rat paws and skunk rump*

 

[WXYZ]

You will protect him from jokes? Okay then!

Especially mean ones...!
(Night!)

 

[WXYZ]

I wish I can meet more interesting people soon. The majority I've met in my life were either puritans, charlatans, family members, and run-of-the-mill Joes...maybe that's why I miss Los Angeles in a way...

 

[FlannelFox]

I wish I can meet more interesting people soon. The majority I've met in my life were either puritans, charlatans, family members, and run-of-the-mill Joes...maybe that's why I miss Los Angeles in a way...

I was just talking to @Thrashy about all the weird hipsters from LA
It's not often that weird people congregate though, else they wouldn't be weird!

 

[TR273]

Found more skunk are for @Simo @Thrashy and @Spilogale Pygmaea
www.furaffinity.net: anatomy of the skunk by likeshine

 

[WXYZ]

Praise @Tallow_Phoenix

 

[WXYZ]

Praise @Tallow_Phoenix

Or praise myself... : P

 

[Arishipshape]

*"Borrows" @Arishipshape's cool hat while they sleep*

*wakes up*

Dang it! I really should keep my equipment under lock and key! I'll have to file for a replacement...

*begins incredibly lengthy paperwork process*

 

[WXYZ]

*passes law abolishing the Bureau of Forms and Contracts*

 

[Arishipshape]

*passes law abolishing the Bureau of Forms and Contracts*

Sorry, but the High Council of Elder Knights aren't under the jurisdiction of the Bureau of Forms and Contracts.
*sends in paperwork*

*hours pass*

Ah, a reply.

*opens letter*

"Thy requesteth f'r an equipment replacement couldst not beest process'd due to conc'rns about thy current hon'r standing. As p'r the hon'r code, attempting to glean inf'rmation utilizing alcoholic intoxication is strictly bann'd."

...Fudge.

 

[metatherat]

*pop*

-> RAT TIME <-

I wish I can meet more interesting people soon. The majority I've met in my life were either puritans, charlatans, family members, and run-of-the-mill Joes...maybe that's why I miss Los Angeles in a way...

I bet a third of those run-of-the-mill Joes were secretly kinda freaky. You never know...

*wakes up*

Dang it! I really should keep my equipment under lock and key! I'll have to file for a replacement...

*begins incredibly lengthy paperwork process*

Sorry, but the High Council of Elder Knights aren't under the jurisdiction of the Bureau of Forms and Contracts.
*sends in paperwork*

*hours pass*

Ah, a reply.

*opens letter*

"Thy requesteth f'r an equipment replacement couldst not beest process'd due to conc'rns about thy current hon'r standing. As p'r the hon'r code, attempting to glean inf'rmation utilizing alcoholic intoxication is strictly bann'd."

...Fudge.

Just so that you know, I'm willing to file an affidavit stipulating that engaging in a contest of deception with a rat is actually honorable combat and should not therefore be considered dishonorable *rat fingerguns*

Also...

*gives PAPERWORK EXPEDITATION POTION*

 

[Arishipshape]

Just so that you know, I'm willing to file an affidavit stipulating that engaging in a contest of deception with a rat is actually honorable combat and should not therefore be considered dishonorable *rat fingerguns*

Also...

*gives PAPERWORK EXPEDITATION POTION*

*takes potion and stows it away*

Why thank you, kind rat!
*reveals giant stack of papers*
I'll just need you to sign here, here, initial here, printed signature here, pawprint there (don't worry, the ink comes out), your most recent honorable action here (no more than 10,000 words, preferably, although exceptions can be made), and a knightly referral. I'll cover that one.
*writes signature in incredibly sprawling and almost incomprehensible cursive*

 

[metatherat]

*takes potion and stows it away*

Why thank you, kind rat!
*reveals giant stack of papers*
I'll just need you to sign here, here, initial here, printed signature here, pawprint there (don't worry, the ink comes out), your most recent honorable action here (no more than 10,000 words, preferably, although exceptions can be made), and a knightly referral. I'll cover that one.
*writes signature in incredibly sprawling and almost incomprehensible cursive*

*drinks PAPERWORK EXPEDITATION POTION, files single sheet, waits*

*An approval notice stapled into a new hat falls through mailslot*

Master. Alchemist.

*scurries off*

 

[WXYZ]

*passes @FlannelFox through a flannel*

 

[Arishipshape]

*drinks PAPERWORK EXPEDITATION POTION, files single sheet, waits*

*An approval notice stapled into a new hat falls through mailslot*

Master. Alchemist.

*scurries off*

*stares at scurrying rat*
*dons hat*
Truly, the greatest of all alchemists. With that kind of power...
*examines the 3 potions that metatherat has given me*

 

[Arishipshape]

*tries to spy on @metatherat, hoping to discover how he makes his ubiquitous potions*

 

[FlannelFox]

*passes @FlannelFox through a flannel*

Am I a liquid?
Is this drugs?

keep my equipment under lock and key!

Pft..

I told you I was only gonna borrow it!
I improved it too, here-
*Hands @Arishipshape his hat back, with "Foxes are Cool" embroidered on the side*

 

[Arishipshape]

Pft..

I told you I was only gonna borrow it!
I improved it too, here-
*Hands @Arishipshape his hat back, with "Foxes are Cool" embroidered on the side*

Tis impossible to improve upon so perfect a design as the tricorn hat. Especially with some sort of advertising slogan. Keep your adulterated version. I've already replaced my headgear and honor in one fell swoop.

 

[WXYZ]

Am I a liquid?
Is this drugs?

Yes.

 

[metatherat]

*tries to spy on @metatherat, hoping to discover how he makes his ubiquitous potions*

*eats yogurt*

*scratches ear with hindleg*

*idly lives the rat life*

Yes.

Oo, calming *floats*

 

[Arishipshape]

*eats yogurt*

*scratches ear with hindleg*

*idly lives the rat life*

*starts to fall asleep from boredom*
*sucks on emergency coffee beans*

 

[Skittles]

-Chaos corruption noises-

 

[Arishipshape]

*scratches ear with hindleg*

*starts to fall asleep from boredom*
*sucks on emergency coffee beans*

*gets idea*
*tries to scratch own ear with foot*
*falls off tower*

 

[FlannelFox]

*gets idea*
*tries to scratch own ear with foot*
*falls off tower*

*definitely didn't push @Arishipshape off the tower*