metatherat
Really ratty rat
*pretends to groom* Huhwhat?! *scratches an ear*
Predators and Prey
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*pretends to groom* Huhwhat?! *scratches an ear*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Well sure, it's no big deal if that's all you've ever known, but I just lost— hold on—
*sits up on hind legs and puts forepaw to chin to think*
97% OF MY HEIGHT. And you think more transformation potion is supposed to help? Watch!
*aggressively snatches potion*
*drops it*
Damn it!
*grabs carefully*
*drinks*
See? I'm not feeling any better!
*absentmindedly scratches ear with hindleg*
WHY CAN I DO THAT? I SHOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THAT!
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FrostHeart
Guest
*eating popcorn, watching the randomness of this thread*
FlannelFox
dem leggies
Sounds like you gained flexibility AND are going to save big on cost of living expenses. Like, *calculates* 97%!
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Seems to be working right. And you look about a million times more handsome. And just wait until you taste yogurt. It's sublime, I tell you. Also, your living costs just went way down.
Right, what he said! :3
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Would you like something to drink with that popcorn? Like this hehehe soda? *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
I'VE CONSUMED YOGURT BEFORE
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Ahhh...but you didn't have the taste buds of a rat, then. Trust me, it's like a new world of curlded milk products. A world filled with infinite tastyness. :3
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FrostHeart
Guest
*throws the potion in the trash* that stuff smells bad for a soda... I am thirsty though. I'm testing a new potion.
*drinks her potion, shrinking to the equivalent height of @metatherat *
It works!
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*retrieves potion from trash, re-clips it to belt* Waste not, want not.
And hello! Not a bad first step... want to scurry around with me and my fellow rat @Arishipshape ?
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FrostHeart
Guest
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
What's grooming? How and how often do I do it? Don't my teeth just grow forever? Should I gnaw on something? What can my digestive system handle now? Can rats still be knights? I've never met a non human knight but that doesn't mean they don't exist...
*continues spiraling into infinite questions*
AH A GIANT WORM— Oh it's just my tail. I HAVE A TAIL this is so weird
*continues spiraling into infinite questions*
AH A GIANT WORM— Oh it's just my tail. I HAVE A TAIL this is so weird
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Why do you lug that thing around, anyway?
*takes a deep breath, sighs* The rest of the stuff will come pretty much naturally so... yeah, sure you can be a knight, I guess, unless whoever you are knighting for is some kind of an anti-rat bigot. And your tail is super handsome, nice curve and texture. The lady rats will love it :3
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Try adding yogurt! :3
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FrostHeart
Guest
I carry it to look intimidating. =3
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Do you know what would really be intimidating? Being a rat.
Yeah! That tail will attract them by hordes, I tell you. You lucky buck, you *winks*
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FrostHeart
Guest
I may not be a rat, but I find rats to be very handsome...
Now that I'm rat sized - COME HERE!
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FrostHeart
Guest
I'm good.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Huh. *sniffs* A forest in Colorado, by the smell. Odd. Oh well.
I may not be a rat, but I find rats to be very handsome...
Now that I'm rat sized - COME HERE!
Weird! But that's how I like it! *lunges into a hug*
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FrostHeart
Guest
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*is frozen in terror*