Predators and Prey

[FrostHeart]

*is frozen in terror*

*pokes* hello? You ok?

 

[metatherat]

Eep! I wasn't being serious...
*hugs back*
I was trying to see how he'd react. =3

Hehehe, I could tell. I'm just screwin' with ya :3 *rat fingerguns*

*is frozen in terror*

Hey. *nuzzles*

 

[Arishipshape]

*pokes* hello? You ok?

Yes! I mean no! I mean maybe!

Hey. *nuzzles*

*finally relaxes*

Thanks... Sorry for panicking earlier.

 

[FrostHeart]

Yes! I mean no! I mean maybe!

*finally relaxes*

Thanks... Sorry for panicking earlier.

C'mon, dont be a scaredy rat!
I was just messing with you.

 

[metatherat]

Yes! I mean no! I mean maybe!

*finally relaxes*

Thanks... Sorry for panicking earlier.

Not a problem. But you shouldn't freeze like that. If in doubt, scurry! :3

But really, that's a handsome tail. Almost as good as mine! Looking at it makes me think the lady rats might actually find some competition around here! *slow wink*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Apparently @Thrashy was mean and rude while I was gone.

*Sighs*

He will never learn.

*Considers spraying*

 

[TR273]

Got a picture of The B.I.G. R.A.T. here....

 

[Pygmepatl]

Good morning!

 

[metatherat]

C'mon, dont be a scaredy rat!
I was just messing with you.

So. Want to ride me around? Normally I'd never do it, I have my dignity, but none of my prey or predator friends are around here, in this Colorado forest.

Apparently @Thrashy was mean and rude while I was gone.

*Sighs*

He will never learn.

*Considers spraying*

AAAHHHH!

 

[metatherat]

Good morning!

He- Hello! I wasn't going to let @The Fluffy MC (president) ride me around. oh god why

 

[Arishipshape]

Not a problem. But you shouldn't freeze like that. If in doubt, scurry! :3

But really, that's a handsome tail. Almost as good as mine! Looking at it makes me think the lady rats might actually find some competition around here! *slow wink*

Fear not. Courting is the very last thing on my mind right now.

 

[metatherat]

Got a picture of The B.I.G. R.A.T. here....
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Where do you insert the yogurt?

Fear not. Courting is the very last thing on my mind right now.

hehehe. Yeah, it's not the time for heat, yet... :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

I can ride you around my mouth if you want, @metatherat.

 

[FrostHeart]

He- Hello! I wasn't going to let @The Fluffy MC (president) ride me around. oh god why

I dont want to ride you. I have my mu- oh... I forgot, my mule is still regular sized

 

[Arishipshape]

hehehe. Yeah, it's not the time for heat, yet... :3

*sorry, couldn't find this meme done with a rat*

 

[metatherat]

I can ride you around my mouth if you want, @metatherat.

not. here. Haahaha. You'd like that, you hungry predator *flustered* ANYWAY.

I dont want to ride you. I have my mu- oh... I forgot, my mule is still regular sized

Whu-what? I would never deign to let someone ride me, it would be so demeaning! I have no idea what you are talking about... *sigh*

 

[TR273]

Where do you insert the yogurt?

In the 'Cereal' port!

(Sorry, not sorry.)

 

[Deleted member 134556]

The word “short” is longer than the word “long” :0c

 

[metatherat]

*sorry, couldn't find this meme done with a rat*

You know. The steamy animal thing. Happens about in every five days to us rats. :3

 

[TR273]

The word “short” is longer than the word “long” :0c

'Quick' takes longer to write than 'Slow'.

 

[Pygmepatl]

You know. The steamy animal thing. Happens about in every five days to us rats. :3

Might as well take note of this for my own purposes.

 

[Deleted member 134556]

'Quick' takes longer to write than 'Slow'.

“Big” is shorter than “little”

 

[metatherat]

Might as well take note of this for my own purposes.

Well, transformed as you are, you probably won't need to.

 

[TR273]

“Big” is shorter than “little”

'Vast' takes up less space than 'Narrow'

 

[Pygmepatl]

Well, transformed as you are, you probably won't need to.

By learning so many things about rats by being a rat, I am learning so many things about you.