Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Ok, this should be it
+1

 

[Thrashy]

Are we done yet?

+1?

Edit: we are

 

[Arishipshape]

I am only expecting retribution for my good acts. But that will never happen.

*Slurps blood out of the heart gloomily*

-1

You're literally drinking blood out of a presumably innocent's heart. I'm not sure how you can reasonably expect anything BUT retribution. I'd dole it out myself but I'm a little, er, out of commission at the moment. You know, sick day. Knights can take those. Assuming extreme circumstances. I'd call these extreme.

+1
Gg preds!

 

[metatherat]

Victory, I think, yes.
+1
+1
+1

 

[Arishipshape]

Yeah, how ratty
+1
19

Well, I mean, *splutters*

 

[Thrashy]

You're literally drinking blood out of a presumably innocent's heart. I'm not sure how you can reasonably expect anything BUT retribution. I'd dole it out myself but I'm a little, er, out of commission at the moment. You know, sick day. Knights can take those. Assuming extreme circumstances. I'd call these extreme.

+1
Gg preds!

He once drank something way worse

And yes, NOT returning hugs because of that is perfectly reasonable.

 

[Pygmepatl]

You're literally drinking blood out of a presumably innocent's heart. I'm not sure how you can reasonably expect anything BUT retribution. I'd dole it out myself but I'm a little, er, out of commission at the moment. You know, sick day. Knights can take those. Assuming extreme circumstances. I'd call these extreme.

*Blood oozes out of my mouth*

That is how I am. I still respect and honour their lives one way or another.

 

[Thrashy]

Hey @Groggy , wanna join the victory party? ^^

 

[Groggy]

*uses even more arguments* ^^

+1
10

*is now 20% convinced*
But why would you try to persuade me into giving up my shelly self?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Blood oozes out of my mouth*

That is how I am. I still respect and honour their lives one way or another.

I didn't know it was physically possible for a rat to experience disgust. Yet here I am.

 

[Pygmepatl]

He once drank something way worse

My special mix!

*Offers you some*

 

[metatherat]

You're literally drinking blood out of a presumably innocent's heart. I'm not sure how you can reasonably expect anything BUT retribution. I'd dole it out myself but I'm a little, er, out of commission at the moment. You know, sick day. Knights can take those. Assuming extreme circumstances. I'd call these extreme.

+1
Gg preds!

There, see! You can still fight for righteousness as a rat. Very honorable, yesyes. You should stay like this. :3

I didn't know it was physically possible for a rat to experience disgust. Yet here I am.

Hey, a lot of stuff disgusts rats. Humans. Not wasting food. Private ownership. Public ownership. Stuff like that.

 

[Thrashy]

My special mix!

*Offers you some*

No, f*ck off with that!

*is now 20% convinced*
But why would you try to persuade me into giving up my shelly self?

Yeah, but instead of a hard shell, you'd have a fluffy tail to cuddle

(Telegram sticker belongs to Niteskunk, art made by Rileyy)

 

[Groggy]

That is how I am. I still respect and honour their lives one way or another.

Really? Because Jerry (the former owner of the heart you're eating) would've wanted his heart to remain intact...

 

[Arishipshape]

There, see! You can still fight for righteousness as a rat. Very honorable, yesyes. You should stay like this. :3

Well, yea, it's not like all rats are evil and terrible. I mean, I'm sure SOME are. But not all. Probably not even most. But some.

*glares at Spilogale Pygmaea*

 

[Pygmepatl]

No, f*ck off with that!

You are right about that.

Yeah, but instead of a hard shell, you'd have a fluffy tail to cuddle

(Telegram sticker belongs to Niteskunk, art made by Rileyy)

Awwwwww!!!

 

[Groggy]

Yeah, but instead of a hard shell, you'd have a fluffy tail to cuddle

Fluffy is cute, but also vulnerable to spanking.
And you know how things are around here when it comes to spanking...

 

[metatherat]

*Blood oozes out of my mouth*

That is how I am. I still respect and honour their lives one way or another.

Yeah, the honor just oozes out of you

Well, yea, it's not like all rats are evil and terrible. I mean, I'm sure SOME are. But not all. Probably not even most. But some.

*glares at Spilogale Pygmaea*

He's not even a full rat. He's a rat-skunk hybrid. Don't judge us rats based on his craziness. Judge skunks based on it instead.

 

[Thrashy]

You are right about that.

I didn't mean that literally.

Fluffy is cute, but also vulnerable to spanking.
And you know how things are around here when it comes to spanking...

Not bad at all! As a skunk YOU'RE the one that spanks those sassy foxes

 

[Pygmepatl]

Fluffy is cute, but also vulnerable to spanking.
And you know how things are around here when it comes to spanking...

Skunks have spray.

 

[Thrashy]

He's not even a full rat. He's a rat-skunk hybrid. Don't judge us rats based on his craziness. Judge skunks based on it instead.

Oh don't worry, that's only those spotted skunks. Striped skunks are pure hearted, friendly and innocent

*cuddles cutely into his fluffy tail*

 

[metatherat]

Oh don't worry, that's only those spotted skunks. Striped skunks are pure hearted, friendly and innocent

*cuddles cutely into his fluffy tail*

Hmm... that may be true. Who can tell with skunks? They're so wei- I mean mysterious. :3

 

[Groggy]

He's not even a full rat. He's a rat-skunk hybrid. Don't judge us rats based on his craziness. Judge skunks based on it instead.

Right? They're even trying to get me to join their ranks! Madness, I say.

Not bad at all! As a skunk YOU'RE the one that spanks those sassy foxes

*thoughtfully scratches chin as I analyze your statement*

Skunks have spray.

Yes, but why would I trade a firm shell for a rancid smell when it comes to defending myself?

 

[Thrashy]

They're so wei-

*lifts tail*

I mean mysterious. :3

*lowers tail*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Well, yea, it's not like all rats are evil and terrible. I mean, I'm sure SOME are. But not all. Probably not even most. But some.

*glares at Spilogale Pygmaea*

Yeah, the honor just oozes out of you



He's not even a full rat. He's a rat-skunk hybrid. Don't judge us rats based on his craziness. Judge skunks based on it instead.

Oh don't worry, that's only those spotted skunks. Striped skunks are pure hearted, friendly and innocent

*cuddles cutely into his fluffy tail*

I am not evil.

I am an honorable, pure hearted, friendly and innocent Spotted Skunk in my own way.