Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

I'm watching an AP Psychology livestream and now they're talking about epigenetics in rats. There's no way that was a coincidence.

 

[Thrashy]

*thoughtfully scratches chin as I analyze your statement*

I mean you could try it out for a week or so

 

[Thrashy]

in my own way.

That's the problem. We have different definitions of good and evil

 

[Pygmepatl]

*lifts tail*

*lowers tail*

*Lifts your tail again and gives a firm spank*

 

[Thrashy]

*Lifts your tail again and gives a firm spank*

*giggles*

 

[metatherat]

Right? They're even trying to get me to join their ranks! Madness, I say.

Yep. They sure are crazy. Who just goes around soliciting people to join their species when you can just transform them without asking for permission

*lifts tail*

*lowers tail*

That was close.

I am not evil.

I am an honorable, pure hearted, friendly and innocent Spotted Skunk in my own way.

Yeah, in the not-in-any-dictionary way

 

[Groggy]

I mean you could try it out for a week or so

Too long. Although I could take a 30-minute trial...
Could.

 

[metatherat]

I'm watching an AP Psychology livestream and now they're talking about epigenetics in rats. There's no way that was a coincidence.

The professor is a furry and they're lurking this thread.

 

[Thrashy]

That was close.

*pats rathead*

Too long. Although I could take a 30-minute trial...
Could.

For example

Let's just say, all skunks have 50% off on all alcoholic beverages today in my tavern?

 

[Arishipshape]

Yep. They sure are crazy. Who just goes around soliciting people to join their species when you can just transform them without asking for permission

I would have appreciated a sales pitch or two. Or perhaps just ASKING!

The professor is a furry and they're lurking this thread.

Lol!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*giggles*

I told you this striped skunk enjoys spanks and spankings.

That's the problem. We have different definitions of good and evil

Yeah, in the not-in-any-dictionary way

You will never understand.

My good is an evil good.

 

[Arishipshape]

You will never understand.

My good is an evil good.

Spoken like a true villain. I shall challenge you to a duel. After I've figured out combat again.
Years of jousting and swordfighting training wasted!

 

[metatherat]

*pats rathead*

*snuggles agains paw* Thanks!

I would have appreciated a sales pitch or two. Or perhaps just ASKING!

But you see, you might have said no! And that would have made me sad.

 

[FlannelFox]

*Jumps off of the highest branch in a flying squirrel suit, zips through the woods and POOFS into @Thrashy's tail*

Workin on the rat mischief thing :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

Spoken like a true villain. I shall challenge you to a duel. After I've figured out combat again.
Years of jousting and swordfighting training wasted!

I am not a villain or a hero. I am myself.

I do not challenge anyone, I am pacifist.

 

[metatherat]

*Jumps off of the highest branch in a flying squirrel suit, zips through the woods and POOFS into @Thrashy's tail*

Workin on the rat mischief thing :3

*applauds*

Very nice mischief, there, fellow rat! *thumbs up*

 

[Groggy]

For example

Let's just say, all skunks have 50% off on all alcoholic beverages today in my tavern?

Sold.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Groggy is a Skunk!

 

[Arishipshape]

I am not a villain or a hero. I am myself.

I do not challenge anyone, I am pacifist.

Which is why it will be my job to challenge you as any honorable knight would would faced with such a rogue as yourself. En guarde! In some unspecified amount of time.

*Jumps off of the highest branch in a flying squirrel suit, zips through the woods and POOFS into @Thrashy's tail*

Workin on the rat mischief thing :3

One must not be mischievous to be a rat. You know. Hopefully.

 

[metatherat]

Sold.

Hey, hey! If that's all it takes, I can brew you whatever drink you like! Just become a rat. Come on. You'll love it. :3

 

[Rouge166]

*red wolf lurks*

 

[Thrashy]

Ok, I've found something funny:
German names for mushrooms. I have no idea how they came to existence, but here's a few examples with (not so good translations)

Spitzkegliger Kahlkopf:
Pointed conical bald head

Mönchskopf:
Monk's head

Eselsohr:
Dokey ear

Fuchsiger Rötelritterling:
Rufous Pink-backed Sierra Finch

Gelbgestiefelter Schleimkopf:
Yellow booted goo head

Gemeines Krüppelfüsschen:
Mean cripple foot

Stumpfer Saftling:
Blunt sapling

Dickschaliger Kartoffelbovist
Thick-shelled potato bovista

 

[Pygmepatl]

Which is why it will be my job to challenge you as any honorable knight would would faced with such a rogue as yourself. En guarde! In some unspecified amount of time.

*Pushes your sword to the side with my claw*

Sorry, I am not interested in fighting. I am good and pacifist.

 

[metatherat]

One must not be mischievous to be a rat. You know. Hopefully.

Well, I suppose it's not compulsory, as such. But it is a bit weird, to be a rat and not be mischievous. Everyone will think you are a weirdo.

*red wolf lurks*

Hey, everyone. That dude is lurking over there.

 

[Rouge166]

Well, I suppose it's not compulsory, as such. But it is a bit weird, to be a rat and not be mischievous. Everyone will think you are a weirdo.


Hey, everyone. That dude is lurking over there.

Hai