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Predators and Prey

Guifrog

Blue frog
*hugs @Guifrog tightly with one wing*

Oh yeah, being a birb is great. We can fly, we have beautiful plumage, and we can hoot and squwak to our heart's content without any regard for our neighbor's eardrums. Just stick with me and I'll show you what it's all about.
*hugs back with the other wing* :3 Funny, I can barely hold things now. It's like we're "umbrella-ing" each other, and feels more like a protective hug...!
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Ah, wires. They are so coppery. Very nice. *chewchew*
You have good taste in chewing material, too, I see :D
Good night! Hope you have lovely wires in dreamland to bite!

And you're not gonna send an invite??
Some friend sheesh.. ;3
Hey! I said, "This should be a sinch with all of the rodents we have in the thread now" meaning all rodents (and even non-rodents, as long as they don't think it's a "nibble" on rodents event) are invited :D
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Yep :D
It's fun for any species that has teeth that just don't wanna stop growing! Just pick a wire and have at it :)
I was worried about that little quirk. Thank you. I’d tip my hat to you but it’s now bigger than me. Speaking of, I’d better file for new equipment. Again. *sigh*

*picks wire*
*gnaw gnaw gnaw*
...
*gnawgnawgnaw*
Why am I enjoying this
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
I was worried about that little quirk. Thank you. I’d tip my hat to you but it’s now bigger than me. Speaking of, I’d better file for new equipment. Again. *sigh*

*picks wire*
*gnaw gnaw gnaw*
...
*gnawgnawgnaw*
Why am I enjoying this
Who knew that the rat transformation potion would give you the instincts of one too! Hmm, I need some alchemy lessons from @metatherat...
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, though :D

*pecks keyboard*
I wouldn't be surprised that such thing as a RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION could have TRANSFORMED, because I feel very TRANSFORMED right now by a RAT *PECKS MORE CAPS LOCK*
You're a bird now?! Flying sure beats hopping, huh?
Also, I'm pretty sure that's just bird instinct. You birds seem to LOVE keyboards lol
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Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Who knew that the rat transformation potion would give you the instincts of one too! Hmm, I need some alchemy lessons from @metatherat...
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, though :D
That’s only natural. Instincts are biological and universal to a species, which I’m now a part of. I only hope said instincts don’t interfere with any of my higher cognitive decision making.

And don’t bother. I tried my darndest to discover how he makes his potions. Look where it got me.

*tries to look sophisticated while chewing on copper*
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
Who knew that the rat transformation potion would give you the instincts of one too! Hmm, I need some alchemy lessons from @metatherat...
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, though :D


You're a bird now?! Flying sure beats hopping, huh?
Also, I'm pretty sure that's just bird instinct. You birds seem to LOVE keyboards lol
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THEY LOOK SO NUTTY

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Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Hmmm... if I dip a claw in ink, it can be a makeshift writing utensil!

“A lett'r to the highest and most hon'rable council of eld'r knights
i’m f'rmally requesting a replacement setteth of armeth'r and tric'rn coxcomb. Howev'r, those gents needeth to beest roughly one one-hundredth of the size, fiteth f'r a rat. I haven’t hath lost mine own fusty gear, t m'rely nay longeth'r fits. I shall turneth t in within the month.”

*waits*

Ah, the reply.
*painstakingly removes letter from giant envelope*

“Sir knight
thou art two days late f'r an april daws prank. Cease thy clogging of the messeng'r’s bags immediately”

...
@metatherat, I need a smithy and a tailor.
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
That’s only natural. Instincts are biological and universal to a species, which I’m now a part of. I only hope said instincts don’t interfere with any of my higher cognitive decision making.

And don’t bother. I tried my darndest to discover how he makes his potions. Look where it got me.

*tries to look sophisticated while chewing on copper*
Ooh! Give me one sec!
*runs back to my burrow and comes back with a little top hat and a monocle fit for a rodent and hands them to you*
Now, I know how hard it's gonna be, but try not to chew on these :)

THEY LOOK SO NUTTY

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Yeah... I'm not sure why they do that. Bird breaks don't keep growing, do they? You wouldn't think that they'd need to file them down via chewing XD
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Ooh! Give me one sec!
*runs back to my burrow and comes back with a little top hat and a monocle fit for a rodent and hands them to you*
Now, I know how hard it's gonna be, but try not to chew on these :)
I thank you kindly! These shall make great substitution for my usual gear until the Council gets the situation through their thick— I mean, noble, wisened skulls.
 

Guifrog

Blue frog
Ooh! Give me one sec!
*runs back to my burrow and comes back with a little top hat and a monocle fit for a rodent and hands them to you*
Now, I know how hard it's gonna be, but try not to chew on these :)


Yeah... I'm not sure why they do that. Bird breaks don't keep growing, do they? You wouldn't think that they'd need to file them down via chewing XD
I' ruig out of keys ow but yes they keep growig
Gotta do regular eak tri
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Unfortunately, due to my human limitations, I must now go unconscious for—WAIT A SECOND
Does my sleep cycle reverse, or do my years of going to bed when the sun goes down override that?
*yawns*
IDK, but I’ll try to go to sleep and see what happens. Good night, all present!
 

DRGN Juno

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Who knew that the rat transformation potion would give you the instincts of one too! Hmm, I need some alchemy lessons from @metatherat...
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself, though :D


You're a bird now?! Flying sure beats hopping, huh?
Also, I'm pretty sure that's just bird instinct. You birds seem to LOVE keyboards lol
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Can confirm, keyboards are a consumable item in Dragon Gulch.

Ooh! Give me one sec!
*runs back to my burrow and comes back with a little top hat and a monocle fit for a rodent and hands them to you*
Now, I know how hard it's gonna be, but try not to chew on these :)


Yeah... I'm not sure why they do that. Bird breaks don't keep growing, do they? You wouldn't think that they'd need to file them down via chewing XD

And yes, they keep growing. You're supposed to give them a piece of cuttlebone and they'll automatically chew on it to keep their beaks trimmed down.
 
F

FrostHeart

Guest
Just got into a fight at a restaurant/bar today... =3 I won!
A dude was talking dirty to me, so I slapped him. He shoved me... I grabbed my barstool and hit him over the head with it. and I got a free meal as an apology from the restaurant. :D
 
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