Predators and Prey
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Groggy
Hm!
*takes hands off of potion*
You know you could do this all day/every day, right?
And I could also exhaust your tavern's stock by buying everything at 50% off...
Hmm...
Any counter-offers, @metatherat? Because this strawberry scent is divine.
Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
@metatherat : I almost forgot one of my favorite palindromes, the title of a poem by Anne Sexton:
Rats Live On No Evil Star.
Anne Sexton – Rats Live On No Evil Star | Genius
Rats Live On No Evil Star.
Anne Sexton – Rats Live On No Evil Star | Genius
metatherat
Really ratty rat
I'll...I'll brew you anything you like! Any beverage! Any potion! Just tell me what you want :O
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Makes sense. Stars are plenty hot. Living on one would be ouchy. :3
*jumpssssssssssss around @Spilogale Pygmaea*
You will get sssssssssssleppy...
*carts off the ssssssssspotted ssssssssssssssskunk to @Simo's zoo*
You will get sssssssssssleppy...
*carts off the ssssssssspotted ssssssssssssssskunk to @Simo's zoo*
Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
*jumpssssssssssss around @Spilogale Pygmaea*
You will get sssssssssssleppy...
*carts off the ssssssssspotted ssssssssssssssskunk to @Simo's zoo*
Oooooooh, excellent idea!
Finally, die Speckenskunk will be where he belongs: My Zoo!
Cosmic-FS
A creature of the night
Or you could be a birb! I'll have the boys in the lab at Birb Consumer Products whip up a nice birb transformation formula
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
*hates to be that guy*
Skunk is a masculine word, so we use "der Fleckenskunk". If you use the plural, then you use "die Fleckenskunks"
FlannelFox
dem leggies
I believe @Thrashy has bought all our souls with his tractor fuel~
You guys said lots of things in just 8 hours
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
In-Dur-vidual '
I demand more Vixens!I demand more skunks!
*Remembers he pretty much mass produces them....*
Nevermind.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
"Thus Eve gave birth./In this unnatural act/she gave birth to a rat."
I understand Eve fully, just so that you all know. We rats are ridiculously hot. Anyone would be happy to take one as a lover :3
Oh hai, birb. *gives seeds*
Sssssssssssshould I turn you into a sssssssssssssssnake...?
Sss.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Scurvy cur! Abandoning thy post in your ally's time of need? I condemn and denounce thy actions!
Also good morning! Yes, I slept well despite the biological clock reversal.
Thankfully, I am an asssssssssssssp.
Guifrog
Blue frog
*pecks seeds*
*gets tired of pecking*
*types with talons instead*
Thanksy, kind sir!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Ask for the secrets of potion brewing, Groggy! I could procure your weight in gold for this information!
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Shh. You'll attract that Fluffyfox guy.
There were no allies! That was the whole problem! :O
*ruffles feathers gently*
Simo
Professional Watermelon Farmer
This poem is also amazing, in that it coincidentally melds together two things in the ending that I'm immoderately fond of:
1. Anne Sexton
2. My love of watermelon.
"Now all us cursed ones falling out after
with our evil mouths and our worried eyes
die before our time
but do not go to some heaven, some hell
but are put on the RAT’S STAR
which is as wide as Asia
and as happy as a barbershop quartet.
We are put there beside the three thieves
for the lowest of us all
deserve to smile in eternity
like a watermelon."
Groggy
Hm!
Then listen closely...
I want a water-flavored potion. Brew me that and I'm in. Maybe I'll even aid you in your potion-brewing needs!
TOO MANY DEALS!
I'm having to choose between cheap alcohol, fine brews and wings now?!
...maybe.
Groggy
Hm!
Not so loud, he'll get suspicious!
I'll try and see what I can find if/once I'm in.
My mother bought a large watermelon some days back. Larger than a basketball, I'd reckon.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
...eee...Excellent. I happen to have one on me, a, uh, WATER-FLAVOR POTION. *gives flask of water*
whaddidhesay?!