Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Perhapses these potion-things are too deceiving for us non-rodents, yesyes?
Hmm, maybe it is working.

*Also protects @metatherat from threats*

Yes, thank you. Could you also protect other rats from threats from now on? :I

 

[Thrashy]

Incorrect, I am smelling better as a rat than I was as a skunk-thing! Methinks that's a win.

You weren't supposed to spray yourself!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*lifts tail*
I know a good place too for those rats*

*Inserts syringe and extracts your skunk spray*

Yes, thank you. Could you also protect other rats from threats from now on? :I

Maybe.

*Protects you*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Everyone protect @metatherat!

 

[metatherat]

Incorrect, I am smelling better as a rat than I was as a skunk-thing! Methinks that's a win.

You certainly are! What a handsome musk you have. Very nice, truly. And a robust bone structure. Yep, the rat ladies are going to love you, no question.

I really am good at this alchemy thing. Wow. Look at you.

 

[Thrashy]

*Inserts syringe and extracts your skunk spray*


Maybe.

*Protects you*

That's animal abuse!

 

[metatherat]

*Opens wings* To all the rats who need a shelter, you may come in, there's space for everyone under these ♡

Aww, thank you! ♡

*lifts tail*
I know a good place too for those rats*

Aww, no thank you! ♡

 

[Groggy]

*Opens wings* To all the rats who need a shelter, you may come in, there's space for everyone under these ♡

Fine, just keep your beak where I can see it!

You weren't supposed to spray yourself!

If you had given me a guidebook to being a skunk-thing, maybe that wouldn't have happened!

 

[Pygmepatl]

That's animal abuse!

You will get it back, don't worry.

Aww, no thank you! ♡

Hahaha!

 

[Thrashy]

*lifts tail*
I know a good place too for those rats*

I just realised that this can be understood in a very lewd way

 

[metatherat]

I just realised that this can be understood in a very lewd way

Yep... yep it can

 

[WXYZ]

*bansssssssssss sssssssssssyringes*
@Thrashy...I will take care of animal welfare

 

[Pygmepatl]

I just realised that this can be understood in a very lewd way

Not by me.

For some reason you always make things sound lewd.

 

[Groggy]

*examines the potions and studies a way to brew an antidote for the rat condition before I get too used to it*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Eats more rats to celebrate*

Crunchy skulls and sweet blood.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*examines the potions and studies a way to brew an antidote for the rat condition before I get too used to it*

*Helps you*

I learned everything about rats while I was a rat.

 

[metatherat]

*examines the potions and studies a way to brew an antidote for the rat condition before I get too used to it*

*sees you studying*
Ah, studying the potions, I see. If you have any questions, lay 'em on me. That potion lasts for a while. I can also brew you a permanent rat transformation potion once you get accustomed to your current form. Just say when.

*Helps you*
I learned everything about rats while I was a rat.

Hey. This isn't something like brain surgery that any idiot off the street can do. Screw up with alchemy and things will get pretty nasty real quick. Leave this to the pro. :I

 

[WXYZ]

@BreyoGP!
*petssssssssssssssss and sssssssssssshields from @Spilogale Pygmaea*

 

[metatherat]

@BreyoGP!
*petssssssssssssssss and sssssssssssshields from @Spilogale Pygmaea*

Aww, look at you protect him :3
But you probably shouldn't draw attention to @BreyoGP while he's like-lurking. It's a guinea pig thing, I think.

 

[WXYZ]

Aww, look at you protect him :3
But you probably shouldn't draw attention to @BreyoGP while he's like-lurking. It's a guinea pig thing, I think.

Undersssssssssssssssstood.

 

[Breyo]

@BreyoGP!
*petssssssssssssssss and sssssssssssshields from @Spilogale Pygmaea*

Oh! I was about to run for the hills because of you being a snake!
*pats your head*
*mocking your voice* I appreciate you sssstopping sssspilo from ssssnacking on ussssss rodentsssss

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hey. This isn't something like brain surgery that any idiot off the street can do. Screw up with alchemy and things will get pretty nasty real quick. Leave this to the pro. :I

I will.

I know alchemy very well from when I was a rat and I am good at it. But I am leaving it to you because I am humble.

 

[Groggy]

*Helps you*

I learned everything about rats while I was a rat.

Everything, yesyes?
Then tell me how to get rid of this burning urge to consume curdled milk; it's driving me mad.

 

[WXYZ]

Oh! I was about to run for the hills because of you being a snake!
*pats your head*
*mocking your voice* I appreciate you sssstopping sssspilo from ssssnacking on ussssss rodentsssss

I only sssssssssnack on tofu mysssssself...
(Probably forever)

 

[Breyo]

Aww, look at you protect him :3
But you probably shouldn't draw attention to @BreyoGP while he's like-lurking. It's a guinea pig thing, I think.

This is true. Gotta stay hidden! I don't mind as long as there's someone looking out for me
Never thought I'd be trusting a snake, but there's a first time for everything, I guess!