Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*Downloads all judgements and decisions made by the Lesser Mouseland courts to an iPad, the pad physically bulges and now weighs more than the Titanic.*
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[Izzy4895]

The state-of-the-art BAD FOX food processing plant has been found to be in full compliance with the health code.

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[Simo]

*examines the ingredients of BAD FOX chicken nuggets*

Hmmm...

30% texurized starch
20% Xanthan Gum
30% Tofu
5% Foam Gym Mat Material
5% Pulverized chicken 'parts'
5% Mischievol
5% additives and preservatives

.......

Looks like a fine

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[TR273]

The state-of-the-art BAD FOX food processing plant has been found to be in full compliance with the health code.

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But sadly not the building code.
*Watches the south wall collapse*
Yeah... Going to have to report that.
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(Hands case of used fivers to commando bunnies)

 

[Jackpot Raccuki]

But sadly not the building code.
*Watches the south wall collapse*
Yeah... Going to have to report that.
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(Hands case of used fivers to commando bunnies)

*breaks the 4th wall*
You're right, this place is fragile!

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[TR273]

Not again! Well I’m going to…
Hang on…
South wall gone.
Fourth wall gone….
That means the roof is….
RUN!!!!!!!!
*Runs out just as the BAD FOX FOODS factory collapses.*
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[Simo]

*uses duct tape to repair the BAD FOX facilities*

I was kind of fond of those chicken nuggets, secretly....

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[Izzy4895]

*examines the ingredients of BAD FOX chicken nuggets*

Hmmm...

30% texurized starch
20% Xanthan Gum
30% Tofu
5% Foam Gym Mat Material
5% Pulverized chicken 'parts'
5% Mischievol
5% additives and preservatives

.......

Looks like a fine

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*Izzy notices the skunk is reading the archives, as the recipe was from a competitor that BAD FOX Foods bought last year. The fox then informs the skunk that the recipe in question was discontinued.*

But sadly not the building code.
*Watches the south wall collapse*
Yeah... Going to have to report that.
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(Hands case of used fivers to commando bunnies)

Why were you inspecting that old building that was scheduled to be demolished?

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[Simo]

*inspects the BAD FOX vegetable processing plant*

(huh, that was fast....very small place!)

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[TR273]

@Izzy4895 Oh, guess I was, but now we have all this dynamite and nothing to use it in.
*Eyes the new BAD FOX building evilly.*
Or do we?
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[Izzy4895]

*Hires an inspector to look at the Simo S. Skunk melon processing plant.*

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[TR273]

*Hires an inspector to look at the Simo S. Skunk melon processing plant.*

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It will pass.
(Hands the inspector a sack of cash)
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Dynamite is just food that gives you an "explosion" in the gut.
It's a good feeling assuming you're a creature who can withstand it, also clears out any large chunks to speed up digestion.

I say you either eat it, @TR273 or give it to me to eat. Because blowing up buildings is bad and unsafe. :c

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[TR273]

Dynamite is just food that gives you an "explosion" in the gut.
It's a good feeling assuming you're a creature who can withstand it, also clears out any large chunks to speed up digestion.

I say you either eat it, @TR273 or give it to me to eat. Because blowing up buildings is bad and unsafe. :c

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But what if the building is bad and unsafe?
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

But what if the building is bad and unsafe?
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Get a wrecking ball.
This isn't rocket science, just get a large ball and slam it into the building.

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[Simo]

But what if the building is bad and unsafe?
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As clearly any BAD FOX building would be!

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

As clearly any BAD FOX building would be!

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Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take back that slander.

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[TR273]

Get a wrecking ball.
This isn't rocket science, just get a large ball and slam it into the building.

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That's a GREAT idea!
Let's put all the dynamite in a rocket and fire it at a bad and unsafe building!
What could go wrong?
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[Simo]

Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to take back that slander.

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Slander? But BAD FOX is proud to be BAD...it's in the name, even!

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[TR273]

*Fills the rocket*
I have a good feeling about this.
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

That's a GREAT idea!
Let's put all the dynamite in a rocket and fire it at a bad and unsafe building!
What could go wrong?
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No, bad mouse!

Slander? But BAD FOX is proud to be BAD...it's in the name, even!

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*pulls out a pistol and points*
SIR I'M WARNING YOU!

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[Izzy4895]

I have documentation proving that BAD FOX buildings are safe. Union contractors have also verified the documents.

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[Simo]

No, bad mouse!

*pulls out a pistol and points*
SIR I'M WARNING YOU!

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*takes pistol from bear, and then, squirts bear with a water pistol*

*squirts fox, for good measure*

Ooooops, that one was full of skunk spray! Sorry, Mr. Bear! Sorry, Mr. Fox!!!!

*offers some soap*

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[TR273]

No, bad mouse!
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What? It was your idea.
*Lights the fuse, and watches the rocket blast off.*
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[Izzy4895]

*Watches the rocket miss the building and crash into a field.*

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