Predators and Prey

[Groggy]

*sees you studying*
Ah, studying the potions, I see. If you have any questions, lay 'em on me. That potion lasts for a while. I can also brew you a permanent rat transformation potion once you get accustomed to your current form. Just say when.

Aye, is there any need to dump so much yogurt into these potions? Just curious.

 

[metatherat]

Oh! I was about to run for the hills because of you being a snake!
*pats your head*
*mocking your voice* I appreciate you sssstopping sssspilo from ssssnacking on ussssss rodentsssss

Oh, sorry. I thought you were going to like-lurk. *nuzzles*

I will.
I know alchemy very well from when I was a rat and I am good at it. But I am leaving it to you because I am humble.

Good to hear, thank you. I wasn't planning to have everyone explode into cancerous growths of tentacles and superfluous organs today.

 

[metatherat]

Everything, yesyes?
Then tell me how to get rid of this burning urge to consume curdled milk; it's driving me mad.

Just consume curdled milk! It's not hard. Sheesh.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Good to hear, thank you. I wasn't planning to have everyone explode into cancerous growths of tentacles and superfluous organs today.

*Munches on more rats while listening*

Good!

 

[Pygmepatl]

I want @Groggy to get the full rat experience before I help him.

 

[metatherat]

*Munches on more rats while listening*
Good!

Ah, here's the extra SHOOT LASERS OUT OF EYES ANGRILY POTION. *drinks, shoots lasers out of eyes angrily*

 

[WXYZ]

Aye, is there any need to dump so much yogurt into these potions? Just curious.

I sssssssssssummon you to make a tofu potion for a dear cangambá. I plan to offer the transformed tofu asssssss a ssssssacrifice to the ratsssssssss and the guinea pigsssssssssssss.

 

[metatherat]

I sssssssssssummon you to make a tofu potion for a dear cangambá. I plan to offer the transformed tofu asssssss a ssssssacrifice to the ratsssssssss and the guinea pigsssssssssssss.

"Transformed tofu ass?"

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ah, here's the extra SHOOT LASERS OUT OF EYES ANGRILY POTION. *drinks, shoots lasers out of eyes angrily*

*Uses rat bones to protect myself from the lasers*

 

[WXYZ]

"Transformed tofu ass?"

"transformed tofu as a sacrifice"
Can't help prolonging the ssssssssssssssss.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Do German snakes make this sound?

ßßßßßß

 

[WXYZ]

Do German snakes make this sound?

ßßßßßß

*Verwandelt dich in Tofu*

 

[metatherat]

*Uses rat bones to protect myself from the lasers*

Relax, *bzoom* I'm not trying to *whzzaaapp* hit you. I just *byuyuyuyuyu* feel like venting a little *zapzapzap*

"transformed tofu as a sacrifice"
Can't help prolonging the ssssssssssssssss.

Hehehe. I was just messin' with you. *rat fingerguns*

 

[Guifrog]

*pecks @Spilogale Pygmaea* My beak's getting smaller like this, but the circumstances won't collaborate... And don't touch tofu asses either!

 

[Groggy]

Just consume curdled milk! It's not hard. Sheesh.

But it smells awful!
Awh, well...

I sssssssssssummon you to make a tofu potion for a dear cangambá. I plan to offer the transformed tofu asssssss a ssssssacrifice to the ratsssssssss and the guinea pigsssssssssssss.

Say no more.
*concocts an exotic tofu potion*

Be wary of unexpected side effects.

 

[WXYZ]

Say no more.
*concocts an exotic tofu potion*

Be wary of unexpected side effects.

*hides just in case I run out of magic power*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Verwandelt dich in Tofu*

*The Tofu is so stinky that it transforms back to me*

I am a Stinky Skunk!

 

[metatherat]

*pecks @Spilogale Pygmaea* My beak's getting smaller like this, but the circumstances won't collaborate... And don't touch tofu asses either!

Yeah, leave the tofu asses alone!

But it smells awful!
Awh, well...

Taste with your taste buds, not your nose. You'll see, it's awesome. Watch out when you go to the bathroom, though.

 

[Pygmepatl]

§§§§§§

 

[metatherat]

§§§§§§

You can't legalese your way out of this

 

[Pygmepatl]

I can.

§§§§§§

 

[WXYZ]

*calls @Arishipshape for legal advice before things get out of hand*

 

[Deleted member 134556]

Furry writers and musicians deserve just as much praise and attention as the artists. Art is great but a good song or story can change someone’s life

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Well, the movers rescheduled at the last minute and the cable company won't come till Monday so no internet >: I

 

[Thrashy]

Yep... yep it can

Well... It wasn't meant that way xD
It was meant that you guys cuddle into my fluffy tail xD

Do German snakes make this sound?

ßßßßßß

Prussians xD