Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Also, I've found out the secret behind @metatherat's potions...
It's just yogurt. Heaps of it.

Yo...yogurt?! Yogurt isn't... what?! Even if the recipe could use yogurt, I still wouldn't, because I could just eat it instead!

I could try using forbidden Kitsune magic on you.
Fair warning, I'm a little rusty.
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(And I really only know elemental spells)

Ahh, yes! Fireball him in the face, I'm sure that will fix everything!

Look, everyone stop trying to help. You are monstrously bad at it :O

 

[Groggy]

Not necessarily. Assuming I didn't consume anything permanent, it will wear off. So I'll just, you know, sit tight. I've got, uh, 3 days before that thing. See if it wears off in 2. Then I'll start panicking.

Uh, I hope so too. We're in the same boat here.
But maybe I'll come up with something, we'll see.

Now, to find the yogurt's equivalent of antivenom: antiyogurt.

 

[Thrashy]

antiyogurt

That's Bätziwasser. Lots of it.

 

[Pygmepatl]

So you wanna see me wet?

You are already wet!

Mmmm! This liquid smells skunky, are you sure it wasn't a skunk transformation potion for someone?

 

[Thrashy]

Mmmm! This liquid smells skunky, are you sure it wasn't a skunk transformation potion for someone?

No, of course not! It was made to transform someone in his true form! Should I take a sip? I mean, I still have some, and I will stay a skunk

 

[metatherat]

*Kicks you out of the window after giving a small hug*

*trots back in* It's a real wonder why people act so suspicious towards you. You are so nice.

That's Bätziwasser. Lots of it.

Yes, certainly. Let's just ram all the things everyone likes together. Tulips! Engines! Honor! Skunks! That's how you make potions, obviously! :O

 

[TR273]

Ahh, yes! Fireball him in the face, I'm sure that will fix everything!

Look, everyone stop trying to help. You are monstrously bad at it :O

What do you mean 'Monstrously bad' at...
*Mom Fox loses concentration for a moment and a fireball breaks loose, setting fire to @Cosmic-FS 's penthouse.*

Awwww c**p not again!

*Summons rain to put the blaze out, manages to summon a gale at the same time, flooding Vulpine Valley Beach.*
.....
.............
.......
I knew there was a reason I gave up using the magic....

 

[Thrashy]

*trots back in* It's a real wonder why people act so suspicious towards you. You are so nice.


Yes, certainly. Let's just ram all the things everyone likes together. Tulips! Engines! Honor! Skunks! That's how you make potions, obviously! :O

Bätziwasser is something else xD

 

[Pygmepatl]

No, of course not! It was made to transform someone in his true form! Should I take a sip? I mean, I still have some, and I will stay a skunk

The true form is the Skunk!

We will always be Skunks!

 

[metatherat]

I don't care! The one day I forgot to only drink what I know is safe, THIS happened!
...I mean, after a day or so it's not that bad...
BUT STILL

Do you know what would be bad? Drinking any potion these guys brew up and exploding into a mess of tentacles!

Bätziwasser is something else xD

Alright then, I'm convinced! Bätziwasser and yogurt, yes. That'll do it!
*folds arms and sulks*

 

[Groggy]

Yo...yogurt?! Yogurt isn't... what?! Even if the recipe could use yogurt, I still wouldn't, because I could just eat it instead!

*takes another look at my research*
Uh, whoops. It was just yogurt after all...

...
...So, uh, where do you stock your potions? I mistook your yogurt stash with the potion stash...

 

[Pygmepatl]

*trots back in* It's a real wonder why people act so suspicious towards you. You are so nice.

You have never been nice to me. But I am nice and get the contrary.

 

[Pygmepatl]

What do you mean 'Monstrously bad' at...
*Mom Fox loses concentration for a moment and a fireball breaks loose, setting fire to @Cosmic-FS 's penthouse.*

Awwww c**p not again!

*Summons rain to put the blaze out, manages to summon a gale at the same time, flooding Vulpine Valley Beach.*
.....
.............
.......
I knew there was a reason I gave up using the magic....

I think I can use my world building abilities again. But it's been a long while.

*Rebuilds @Cosmic-FS's penthouse and Vulpine Valley*

There! I am still good at it!

 

[metatherat]

What do you mean 'Monstrously bad' at...
*Mom Fox loses concentration for a moment and a fireball breaks loose, setting fire to @Cosmic-FS 's penthouse.*

Awwww c**p not again!

*Summons rain to put the blaze out, manages to summon a gale at the same time, flooding Vulpine Valley Beach.*

I knew there was a reason I gave up using the magic....

Whoa. Careful, there.

*sighs* aaah. I...suppose...I could potentially brew a HUMAN TRANSFORMATION POTION. If I really liked to. For some reason.

You have never been nice to me. But I am nice and get the contrary.

Ok, I'll be nice to you right now! *hugs tightly*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

What do you mean 'Monstrously bad' at...
*Mom Fox loses concentration for a moment and a fireball breaks loose, setting fire to @Cosmic-FS 's penthouse.*

Awwww c**p not again!

*Summons rain to put the blaze out, manages to summon a gale at the same time, flooding Vulpine Valley Beach.*
.....
.............
.......
I knew there was a reason I gave up using the magic....

My precious highrise!
*repairs the damage and sends the bill to Mom Fox*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

I think I can use my world building abilities again. But it's been a long while.

*Rebuilds @Cosmic-FS's penthouse and Vulpine Valley*

There! I am still good at it!

Oh, thanks
*still sends the bill to Mom Fox*

 

[TR273]

Do you know what would be bad? Drinking any potion these guys brew up and exploding into a mess of tentacles!

The mass of tentacles asks why this is a bad thing!

(Also.... Why do I seem to have an image for every occasion????)

 

[Pygmepatl]

Oh, thanks
*still sends the bill to Mom Fox*

You are welcome!

 

[Thrashy]

The true form is the Skunk!

We will always be Skunks!

That's why I could try it risk free!

Do you know what would be bad? Drinking any potion these guys brew up and exploding into a mess of tentacles!


Alright then, I'm convinced! Bätziwasser and yogurt, yes. That'll do it!
*folds arms and sulks*

*gives you some* ^^

 

[Thrashy]

The mass of tentacles asks why this is a bad thing!
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(Also.... Why do I seem to have an image for every occasion????)

Because of this thread? xD

 

[TR273]

Oh, thanks
*still sends the bill to Mom Fox*

Oh come on! You needed to redecorate anyway.

(I happen to know that Mayor McRooster, just got his own high rise redone in gold and marble.)

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ok, I'll be nice to you right now! *hugs tightly*

*Delivers from hug*

Sorry, but a hug is not enough.

 

[metatherat]

*takes another look at my research*
Uh, whoops. It was just yogurt after all...
...
...So, uh, where do you stock your potions? I mistook your yogurt stash with the potion stash...

Wait. What were you doing at my yogurt stash. Did you eat any of my yogurt? How much of my yogurt did you eat? Which types? Why? Seriously, what is the situation re: the yogurt.

That's why I could try it risk free!


*gives you some* ^^

Thanks. So, you don't like this stuff, then? Ok. That's cool.

Seriously, what's the yogurt situation like.

 

[metatherat]

*Delivers from hug*

Sorry, but a hug is not enough.

*nuzzles*
*bites gently*
*puts paw against side comfortingly*
*ruffles ears*
*licks face*
*grabs fur affectionally*

 

[Thrashy]

Thanks. So, you don't like this stuff, then? Ok. That's cool.

Oh I'm sure I would like my potion! But nobody trusts me that it works, not even if I try it on myself!

(Or do you mean Bätziwasser?) ^^