Predators and Prey

[Thrashy]

Thrashy is a Fox!!!

Oh no! It's mischief month! That must have mischievously corrupted my potion!

 

[metatherat]

All this supernatural stuff with transformations and all that alchemical nonsense...
Will anything ever be normal again?
*begins reading "Magic 4 Dummies" in my burrow*
Hopefully I can learn this quickly and be pretty good at it! Or, at least be more precise with magic than @TR273 XD

It's only partially my fault! Sure, I instigated this. And furthered it. And intend to further it further. But... I forget what my point was.

NO! THIS CAN'T BE! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE MY TRUE FORM!!!

Hmm. Odd. No tentacles. I guess he's better at alchemy than I thought.

 

[Thrashy]

Hmm. Odd. No tentacles. I guess he's better at alchemy than I thought.

No! I'm not! I've forgotten the most obvious thing! That you aren't supposed to drink Pure Bätziwasser in mischief April!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Oh no! It's mischief month! That must have mischievously corrupted my potion!

Mischief of Mischief Month turned you into a Fox!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

I did that yesterday.

Oh, I guess alchemy does work /sarcasm

Here drink some of this mercury, it'll give you eternal life

NO! THIS CAN'T BE! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE MY TRUE FORM!!!

Hey @Thrashy, love the classic fox look. *quietly reaches for my paddle*

 

[Thrashy]

Hey @Thrashy, love the classic fox look. *quietly reaches for my paddle*

*gulp*

 

[Pygmepatl]

The Fox should be spanked!

 

[Pygmepatl]

@Simo! Come here!

Spank the Fox!

 

[metatherat]

No! I'm not! I've forgotten the most obvious thing! That you aren't supposed to drink Pure Bätziwasser in mischief April!

There, there. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

Oh, I guess alchemy does work /sarcasm

Here drink some of this mercury, it'll give you eternal life

Hey, thanks! *clips flask to belt* In return, *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Thrashy]

There, there. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

No, I want to be a skunk!

 

[Thrashy]

*quietly reaches for my paddle*

The Fox should be spanked!

@Simo! Come here!

Spank the Fox!

*nervous voice*
Hehe! Guys! Let's not get hasty, alright? Here, have some beer!

*heavily sweats*

 

[metatherat]

*nervous voice*
Hehe! Guys! Let's not get hasty, alright? Here, have some beer!

*heavily sweats*

Thanks! *Climbs up on bar stool, starts lapping at beer*

You should calm down. It's not healthy to flip out like that. You'd think someone ate your yogurt or something.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Spanks the Fox Thrashy*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Hey, thanks! *clips flask to belt* In return, *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

*takes the potion and hands it to a team of actual scientists at my lab to reverse engineer an OWL TRANSFORMATION FORMULA*

 

[Breyo]

NO! THIS CAN'T BE! THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE MY TRUE FORM!!!

N-no! Thrashy is actually a fox!? That can't be true, right!? R-right..?

 

[Thrashy]

You should calm down. It's not healthy to flip out like that. You'd think someone ate your yogurt or something.

You have never been a fox around skunks!

 

[Thrashy]

*Spanks the Fox Thrashy*

Ouch! Stop it! Please!

N-no! Thrashy is actually a fox!? That can't be true, right!? R-right..?

*has a tear in his eyes*
It is
But I'm still a good boss! I won't eat you!
But I can't show up in front of my customers like this! What are we gonna do?

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Spanks the Fox*

 

[metatherat]

*takes the potion and hands it to a team of actual scientists at my lab to reverse engineer an OWL TRANSFORMATION POTION*

hmm...well, TF is TF. It'll probably be fine.

You have never been a fox around skunks!

Try being a tiny rodent around the forums' entire predator population, ha! *laplaplap*

Hey, maybe a fox is your true form. Maybe you were secretly adopted and transformed as a baby or something.

But I can't show up in front of my customers like this! What are we gonna do?

Rat transformation. Just...puttin' that out there. :3

 

[Thrashy]

*Spanks the Fox*

Ouch! Come on, stop!

 

[Thrashy]

Hey, maybe a fox is your true form.

Rat transformation. Just...puttin' that out there. :3

No!
Although a smaller butt probably means less pain when being spanked by a skunk?

 

[Breyo]

*has a tear in his eyes*
It is
But I'm still a good boss! I won't eat you!
But I can't show up in front of my customers like this! What are we gonna do?

Guess there's only one thing to do...
*starts to scribble out the "skunk" in "Skunk Brew" and writes "Fox" so that it reads "Fox Brew" on each of the bottles*
This might take a while! I'd ask Elias to help, but you can barely read his chicken-scratch. Not that my hand-writing is much better, but still :/

 

[Thrashy]

Guess there's only one thing to do...
*starts to scribble out the "skunk" in "Skunk Brew" and writes "Fox" so that it reads "Fox Brew" on each of the bottles*
This might take a while! I'd ask Elias to help, but you can barely read his chicken-scratch. Not that my hand-writing is much better, but still :/

Don't worry, we still sell it as Skunk Beer

 

[metatherat]

Guess there's only one thing to do...
*starts to scribble out the "skunk" in "Skunk Brew" and writes "Fox" so that it reads "Fox Brew" on each of the bottles*
This might take a while! I'd ask Elias to help, but you can barely read his chicken-scratch. Not that my hand-writing is much better, but still :/

Don't worry, we still sell it as Skunk Beer

You know, "Rat Brew" rolls pretty neatly off the tongue. And you could put RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION in there and become the only brand known for transforming their consumers into rats. You could be the next big thing. Think of the press. hehehe :3

 

[Thrashy]

You know, "Rat Brew" rolls pretty neatly off the tongue. And you could put RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION in there and become the only brand known for transforming their consumers into rats. You could be the next big thing. Think of the press. hehehe :3

But I've already designed a crappy logo!