Predators and Prey

[Breyo]

Try being a tiny rodent around the forums' entire predator population, ha! *laplaplap*

Canids and felines... canids and felines everywhere...
*shudders*
They'll never know our pain...

I gotta admit though, knowing that you could be killed by a predator at any given moment certainly makes life all the more interesting!

No!
Although a smaller butt probably means less pain when being spanked by a skunk?

No, it just means you'll get a broken pelvis

Don't worry, we still sell it as Skunk Beer

Aww, c'mon! I was already halfway through the shelf!
*sighs in frustration and begrudgingly starts re-writing "Skunk Brew" on each of the bottles that I already re-labeled*

 

[metatherat]

Canids and felines... canids and felines everywhere...
*shudders*
They'll never know our pain...

I gotta admit though, knowing that you could be killed by a predator at any given moment certainly makes life all the more interesting!

No, it just means you'll get a broken pelvis

Yesyes. You share the rodentine struggle. You know what it's like. Come here. *nuzzles*

 

[Thrashy]

No, it just means you'll get a broken pelvis

Oh ._.

Aww, c'mon! I was already halfway through the shelf!
*sighs in frustration and begrudgingly starts re-writing "Skunk Brew" on each of the bottles that I already re-labeled*

Thank you for your effort

 

[Keefur]

OK. I'm ready to change back @metatherat .

 

[Thrashy]

OK. I'm ready to change back @metatherat .

You're still a Sabertooth? ^^

 

[metatherat]

OK. I'm ready to change back @metatherat .

Usually you just wait until the stuff wears off, but I do have this thing. *gives TOOTH-KITTY TRANSFORMATION POTION*

Enjoy :3

 

[Keefur]

*Chugs it*
Ahhhhh! Nice to be back!

 

[metatherat]

*Chugs it*
Ahhhhh! Nice to be back!

That's one toothy kitty.

 

[Thrashy]

*Chugs it*
Ahhhhh! Nice to be back!

I'm still confused, what have you been before?

 

[metatherat]

I'm still confused, what have you been before?

A sabre-toothed rat :3

 

[Thrashy]

A sabre-toothed rat :3

Ah ok ^^

I've offered him to become a sabertooth skunk, but didn't get an answer yet

 

[Keefur]

Ah ok ^^

I've offered him to become a sabertooth skunk, but didn't get an answer yet

OK. Hit me with your best shot.

 

[Thrashy]

OK. Hit me with your best shot.

*gives @Keefur some Skunk Beer, that had been mixed with mead and Bätziwasser.*

This smells terrible, but I'll taste good!

 

[Keefur]

*Holds his nose and chugs it*
*Coughs*
What is that smell? *Looks at reflection in the water* Oh.

 

[Keefur]

Hehe. I'm dangerous at both ends now.

 

[Thrashy]

*Holds his nose and chugs it*
*Coughs*
What is that smell? *Looks at reflection in the water* Oh.

Aww, a Sabertoothskunk!
*hugs*

You look great!

 

[Thrashy]

Hehe. I'm dangerous at both ends now.

*is careful*

Oh damn, I've just reminded myself that I'm a fox now. So I REALLY should be careful of you now!

 

[Furrium]

Would you like a stupid picture?

 

[Keefur]

Would you like a stupid picture?

Sure. We're always up for stupid pictures.

 

[metatherat]

*Holds his nose and chugs it*
*Coughs*
What is that smell? *Looks at reflection in the water* Oh.

Which one is you? (say you're the cub, come on)

Would you like a stupid picture?

Of course we would like a stupid picture. :3

 

[Keefur]

*is careful*

Oh damn, I've just reminded myself that I'm a fox now. So I REALLY should be careful of you now!

*Ponders spraying you*

 

[Keefur]

Which one is you? (say you're the cub, come on)

Don't make me hurt you.

 

[Furrium]

 

[Furrium]

 

[Keefur]

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It reminds me of Monty Python.