Predators and Prey

[Breyo]

*Hoists the log sized celery to a rock and nibbles the length like a gigantic ear of corn*
Wait.. Foxes aren't stinky! much..
How can you even notice that with all the skunks around??

I thought this rat potion would wear off.. I'm gonna have to get good at chemistry real quick is I want my fluffy tail back
That's if I don't get snatched up for a quick snack first O.O

*cough cough* blog.wildfloridairboats.com: We know what the fox says, but you don't know how bad he smells... *cough cough*
My nose kinda just got used to their smell, but not a foxes smell. I'm happy for that, too! Who knows when one will get hungry and try something

I'm trying to learn some magic so I can keep up with all of the shenanigans going around. I'm still studying it, but I'll be ready soon!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Everyone is leaving
Do I smell funny..?

Ah well, happy sleep!

*sniff sniff* you smell normal to me. I've just been helping my sister move while lacking wifi. Plus apparently her living room is kind of a dead zone

 

[FlannelFox]

*cough cough* blog.wildfloridairboats.com: We know what the fox says, but you don't know how bad he smells... *cough cough*
My nose kinda just got used to their smell, but not a foxes smell. I'm happy for that, too! Who knows when one will get hungry and try something

I'm trying to learn some magic so I can keep up with all of the shenanigans going around. I'm still studying it, but I'll be ready soon!

Foxes will sometimes rub their butt up against something or someone they want to mark as theirs
Luckily I'm better behaved than most foxes! Maybe a little perfume.. Suppose I could try to let @Spilogale Pygmaea know what his stinky boops feel like..
But I have to refox first!

I'd shake down @metatherat for the cure but he's gone~
Hmm.. I could use the books in my library and if I could break into the labs at Bad Fox I just might be able to synthesize something..?

Unless you wanna try some magic and make me the guinea pig. Figuratively ;3

 

[FlannelFox]

*sniff sniff* you smell normal to me. I've just been helping my sister move while lacking wifi. Plus apparently her living room is kind of a dead zone

Dead zones should be abolished like polio

 

[Breyo]

Foxes will sometimes rub their butt up against something or someone they want to mark as theirs
Luckily I'm better behaved than most foxes! Maybe a little perfume.. Suppose I could try to let @Spilogale Pygmaea know what his stinky boops feel like..
But I have to refox first!

I'd shake down @metatherat for the cure but he's gone~
Hmm.. I could use the books in my library and if I could break into the labs at Bad Fox I just might be able to synthesize something..?

Unless you wanna try some magic and make me the guinea pig. Figuratively ;3

Haha! Yes! Give @Spilogale Pygmaea a taste of his own medicine! You can bet your biscuits that he deserves it

Well, I suppose I could give it a shot...
*closes my eyes and waves my hands around*
Are you a fox now? Did I think of the right spell?
*looks down at my own paws and realizes that my claws have grown significantly longer*
Oh my... I think I've been studying too much magic that is supposed to help with plant growth...
I thought it would be nice for the Guinea Pig Gardens to get some help via magic, but now those spells are all I can think about

Give me a couple hours to try to read over the books... and trim my claws. In the meantime, why not try your method? Lemme know how it works out for ya!

In the end, I guess I was still the guinea pig lol

 

[FlannelFox]

Haha! Yes! Give @Spilogale Pygmaea a taste of his own medicine! You can bet your biscuits that he deserves it

Well, I suppose I could give it a shot...
*closes my eyes and waves my hands around*
Are you a fox now? Did I think of the right spell?
*looks down at my own paws and realizes that my claws have grown significantly longer*
Oh my... I think I've been studying too much magic that is supposed to help with plant growth...
I thought it would be nice for the Guinea Pig Gardens to get some help via magic, but now those spells are all I can think about

Give me a couple hours to try to read over the books... and trim my claws. In the meantime, why not try your method? Lemme know how it works out for ya!

In the end, I guess I was still the guinea pig lol

Oh well, thank you for doing your best.
It's okay, my gears are turning, just have to get past security and figure out how to deal with the fox high countertops..

I can't wait for you to get good, those gardens will need the assistance to withstand mt renewed fox's appetite >:3

 

[Simo]

Of all the prototypically furry things to do, I baked two batches of cookies today: Chocolate chip with walnuts, and one I had not yet tried yet: Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip...and they are quite tasty! And I swear I didn't do it to tease @A Minty cheetah, though I did think of him as I was baking them

*offers cookies to Guinea Pig Gardens, Dragon Gulch, Raccoon Ridge, Rat River Junction, Skunk Hollow, Vulpine Valley, Frog Fjord, Turtle Tributary, Avian Arroyo, and other climes and environs in PvP*

 

[FlannelFox]

Of all the prototypically furry things to do, I baked two batches of cookies today: Chocolate chip with walnuts, and one I had not yet tried yet: Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip...and they are quite tasty! And I swear I didn't do it to tease @A Minty cheetah, though I did think of him as I was baking them

*offers cookies to Guinea Pig Gardens, Dragon Gulch, Raccoon Ridge, Rat River Junction, Skunk Hollow, Vulpine Valley, Frog Fjord, Turtle Tributary, Avian Arroyo, and other climes and environs in PvP*

*Comes out of hiding in Vulpine Valley and falls to my knees in praise and joy for such wonderful cookies*
Bless you Simo, and your excellent taste in cookie flavors

When I get the chance, I want to bake some walnut lemon zest cookies. That's a flavor combo I've used in pancakes for years, but it occurs that'd it'd make an excellent baked good! ^^

 

[Simo]

*Comes out of hiding in Vulpine Valley and falls to my knees in praise and joy for such wonderful cookies*
Bless you Simo, and your excellent taste in cookie flavors

When I get the chance, I want to bake some walnut lemon zest cookies. That's a flavor combo I've used in pancakes for years, but it occurs that'd it'd make an excellent baked good! ^^

Thanks, and those do sound good; some lemon to contrast the earthier walnut flavors.

The second batch, I was thinking that Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are tasty, and so the combination should also work in cokies.

 

[Breyo]

Oh well, thank you for doing your best.
It's okay, my gears are turning, just have to get past security and figure out how to deal with the fox high countertops..

I can't wait for you to get good, those gardens will need the assistance to withstand mt renewed fox's appetite >:3

If you need any herbs for your potion, you know where to grab 'em! The gardens are always open

I'll try to get better with my spells before you change back

Of all the prototypically furry things to do, I baked two batches of cookies today: Chocolate chip with walnuts, and one I had not yet tried yet: Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip...and they are quite tasty! And I swear I didn't do it to tease @A Minty cheetah, though I did think of him as I was baking them

*offers cookies to Guinea Pig Gardens, Dragon Gulch, Raccoon Ridge, Rat River Junction, Skunk Hollow, Vulpine Valley, Frog Fjord, Turtle Tributary, Avian Arroyo, and other climes and environs in PvP*

I wish I could eat those, but I can't
I'll still take a few though! They'd make for good bait/offerings when it comes to distracting hungry predators
Thanks! They smell really good!

 

[WXYZ]

@Simo, how goesssssss businesssssss at the zoo? Ssssssssoaring ssssssssales of ticketsssssssss?

 

[Simo]

@Simo, how goesssssss businesssssss at the zoo? Ssssssssoaring ssssssssales of ticketsssssssss?

It's going well!

We've made a new enclosure for die Fleckenskunk, and are eager for his arrival. Finally, that spotted sassy pants will be right where he needs to be!

 

[FlannelFox]

@Simo, how goesssssss businesssssss at the zoo? Ssssssssoaring ssssssssales of ticketsssssssss?

You're starting to sound comical, like a Disney movie villain's evil henchman

Thanks, and those do sound good; some lemon to contrast the earthier walnut flavors.

The second batch, I was thinking that Reese's Peanut Butter Cups are tasty, and so the combination should also work in cokies.

(Hey wait! Aren't we supposed to be eating good for us food!?)
(*Takes another shlurp of over-creamed dessert coffee*)

 

[Simo]

You're starting to sound comical, like a Disney movie villain's evil henchman


(Hey wait! Aren't we supposed to be eating good for us food!?)
(*Takes another shlurp of over-creamed dessert coffee*)

We are!

I'm gonna give some to my nephew, 'cuase it's his birthday, tomorrow...

and, there will be a few left over : )

 

[WXYZ]

You're starting to sound comical, like a Disney movie villain's evil henchman

That is partly my intent.

 

[Simo]

That is partly my intent.

Maybe if you try a seductive approach?

 

[WXYZ]

Maybe if you try a seductive approach?

Maybe...

 

[Arishipshape]

Of all the prototypically furry things to do, I baked two batches of cookies today: Chocolate chip with walnuts, and one I had not yet tried yet: Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip...and they are quite tasty! And I swear I didn't do it to tease @A Minty cheetah, though I did think of him as I was baking them

*offers cookies to Guinea Pig Gardens, Dragon Gulch, Raccoon Ridge, Rat River Junction, Skunk Hollow, Vulpine Valley, Frog Fjord, Turtle Tributary, Avian Arroyo, and other climes and environs in PvP*

(*formally files for the Council of Elder Knights council room to officially exist in PvP*)

I thought this rat potion would wear off.. I'm gonna have to get good at chemistry real quick is I want my fluffy tail back
That's if I don't get snatched up for a quick snack first O.O

One TFed rat to another, my advice is to stop meddling with that which you can’t understand and just let things take their natural course. It’s my strategy.
...
It hasn’t worked yet but you know, sometimes natural courses take time.

 

[FlannelFox]

We are!

I'm gonna give some to my nephew, 'cause it's his birthday, tomorrow...

and, there will be a few left over : )

D'awh, okay. That's sweet of you ^^

Really can't say anything.. god help me if I had an oven..

That is partly my intent.

Oh! Good job then!
You make a good snek 'w'

(*formally files for the Council of Elder Knights council room to officially exist in PvP*)


One TFed rat to another, my advice is to stop meddling with that which you can’t understand and just let things take their natural course. It’s my strategy.
...
It hasn’t worked yet but you know, sometimes natural courses take time.

I may find that I have no other choice, but sometimes you can't just let life wash over you~
*naively ambitious stance*

 

[Breyo]

*pokes my head out of my burrow*
@FlannelFox! @FlannelFox! I've been looking over this "Magic 4 Dummies" book for a while now, and I think I finally figured the spell out!
*closes my eyes and flails my hands around randomly*
... Uh oh! Umm, you seem to be half-fox and half-rat now! Umm... hold on... I hope I can fix this...
*begins frantically flipping through the book's pages*
Oh! The spell requires that you want to turn into a fox, too! I think you just gotta wish to return to your former self, and the spell will carry out it's full effect
You'll be able to transform back to your sly self when you're ready!

 

[Arishipshape]

*notices a snek*

*slooooowly backs away*

what is this dishonorable cowardly terror I’m now afflicted with

 

[WXYZ]

*pokes my head out of my burrow*
@FlannelFox! @FlannelFox! I've been looking over this "Magic 4 Dummies" book for a while now, and I think I finally figured the spell out!
*closes my eyes and flails my hands around randomly*
... Uh oh! Umm, you seem to be half-fox and half-rat now! Umm... hold on... I hope I can fix this...
*begins frantically flipping through the book's pages*
Oh! The spell requires that you want to turn into a fox, too! I think you just gotta wish to return to your former self, and the spell will carry out it's full effect
You'll be able to transform back to your sly self when you're ready!

Isssssss there a ssssssspell for sssssssssedating a sssssssskunk? I intent to use it for one who harms ratssssssssssss...

 

[Breyo]

Isssssss there a ssssssspell for sssssssssedating a sssssssskunk? I intent to use it for one who harms ratssssssssssss...

Hmm... I'm not sure...
It takes a considerable amount of time to even learn just one spell, and I barely even know the two that I have "learned" :/
Tell you what, my mind is fried because of all this magic, so I'll leave the book with you and you can look through it for that spell that you ne-
*notices that you have no paws to turn the pages*
Oh... umm... On second thought, I guess we can look through the book together
I hope there's a spell to get rid of headaches, too...

 

[FlannelFox]

*pokes my head out of my burrow*
@FlannelFox! @FlannelFox! I've been looking over this "Magic 4 Dummies" book for a while now, and I think I finally figured the spell out!
*closes my eyes and flails my hands around randomly*
... Uh oh! Umm, you seem to be half-fox and half-rat now! Umm... hold on... I hope I can fix this...
*begins frantically flipping through the book's pages*
Oh! The spell requires that you want to turn into a fox, too! I think you just gotta wish to return to your former self, and the spell will carry out it's full effect
You'll be able to transform back to your sly self when you're ready!

What!?
I've been ready this whole time!! Do I look like I wanna be a rat?? *perfect adorable grumpy rat face*
At least I'm fluffier and marginally taller..
Uhg.. so I need to align my fox chakras? My fokras? Mischief and misdirection is a study of science, analytics and social engineering! Mental and spiritual alignment falls outside my scope of expertise in a critical way. I need guidance in this art!

 

[WXYZ]

*notices that you have no paws to turn the pages*

I can always usssssssssssssssse my tongue. Thanksssssssssssssssss for the book...