Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*Watches as the rocket vanishes over the horizon, then hears a faint boom.*
Whoops, I may have just taken out Elongated Muskrat’s house…
…
…I can’t decide if that is a good or bad thing.
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*takes pistol from bear, and then, squirts bear with a water pistol*

*squirts fox, for good measure*

Ooooops, that one was full of skunk spray! Sorry, Mr. Bear! Sorry, Mr. Fox!!!!

*offers some soap*

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Jokes on you, I don't believe in skunk spray.
*skunk spray immediately disappears from existence*

What? It was your idea.
*Lights the fuse, and watches the rocket blast off.*
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I guess team rocket is blasting off again!

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[Simo]

And I don't believe in bears!

*sprays just in case he is real*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

And I don't believe in bears!

*sprays just in case he is real*

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*turns full kobold*
Haha, I was only half grizzly!

B-but now I am a kobold... And not the scalie kind... Which means you've turned me into a complete meat eater, so now I gotta go kill some prey!

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[TR273]

Jokes on you, I don't believe in skunk spray.
*skunk spray immediately disappears from existence*

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Wait! That works?????

*Stops believing in the ground under your feet.*
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[Simo]

But Kobolds are imaginary!

*gives some imaginary melons, just to be nice*

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[TR273]

*Whips up and imaginary Honey and Nut Cake.*
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[Tyno]

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Wait! That works?????
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*Stops believing in the ground under your feet.*
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Jokes on you.
I don't believe in gravity.

But Kobolds are imaginary!

*gives some imaginary melons, just to be nice*

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Imaginary is still a form of reality.
They may not be "physical" but the fact you mentally believe them to be a thing would allow me to cross the borders between reality and dreams.
I believe it's something isn't real, therefore it doesn't exist; But when you say it's imaginary, you do not deny it has a form of existence.
tl;dr: I'm still here.

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[Simo]

*Imagines that Kobolds are skunks, thus making that real*

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[TR273]

Jokes on you.
I don't believe in gravity.
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*Watched as you drift off into deep space.*
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[Tyno]

Evil simo
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Watched as you drift off into deep space.*
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*stares at you as he'd smile and float around, able to control himself as he'd lay mid-air staring at the mouse*
Haha, you look like a guy who actually believes in gravity! What a fool.

*Imagines that Kobolds are skunks, thus making that real*

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Nah you're thinking of different kobolds. *evil laughter*

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[TR273]

*stares at you as he'd smile and float around, able to control himself as he'd lay mid-air staring at the mouse*
Haha, you look like a guy who actually believes in gravity! What a fool.
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I believe in wind as well.
*Wafts you away with a large paper fan*
(Why do I have a large paper fan? Just because ok.)
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

I believe in wind as well.
*Wafts you away with a large paper fan*
(Why do I have a large paper fan? Just because ok.)
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*Isn't pushed by the wind, not by me thinking it's not real, but because I refuse to be moved*

Checkmate.
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[TR273]

*Isn't pushed by the wind, not by me thinking it's not real, but because I refuse to be moved*

Checkmate.
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Fine!
*Goes off and makes some honey cakes.*
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Fine!
*Goes off and makes some honey cakes.*
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OwO
*believes in myself being half Grizzly half Kobold and goes to follow*
I wants some honey cakes please! :3

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[TR273]

OwO
*believes in myself being half Grizzly half Kobold and goes to follow*
I wants some honey cakes please! :3

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Ok, but only because I like you.
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[Infrarednexus]

Has a piece of cheesecake.

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[TR273]

CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[Dat Wolf]

Has a piece of cheesecake.

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dear god pls no
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[Winter_moon3001]

(i think i read the rules right)

wolf here

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[TR273]

*Wakes up, has tea.*
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*Wakes up, has his morning meal of honey steak*
Y'know, I think I might start an organisation...
One where preys can get a card that says whenever they fall fatally ill or die, they can be eaten by a predator. Of course that'd be assuming if the prey was safe to eat, of course.
Might help reduce predators trying to eat living prey.

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[TR273]

*Had Jam on toast.*
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