Be not afraid...I am a herbivore sssssssssssssssssssnek...
Predators and Prey
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Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
I CAN’T HELP IT I’ve never had to even consider the possibility of death by consumption! I always thought I’d go out in glorious combat with some other, evil knight trying to strangle a kitten or burn a village down or something and then I’d get avenged shortly after! Not like this! I can’t die like this!
...Sorry. Never been prey before.
@FlannelFox, can I have your sword when you’re done being a rat?
I am the sssssssssssssson of a butcher. Meat repulsssssssssssssssesssssss me...
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
*as you talk, you realize that the rest of your body slowly turns back into your ordinary, foxy self*
Hey! Look at you! Mission accomplished
Now don't go eating any yogurt or go drinking anything that you get from @metatherat, mister! I don't know if I'm experienced enough in magic to do this kinda magic twice in a 24 hour span, hehe...
If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take some aspirin and maybe drown my sorrows in apple cider. Welcome back, buddy!
You bet! Just be sure to drop it back off at my burrow when you're done, please! Hope you find what you're looking forI can always usssssssssssssssse my tongue. Thanksssssssssssssssss for the book...
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Well sure, I know that and you know that, but “fear snakes” has been ingrained in rat instincts for as long as the biology teachers can remember and I’ve never had to suppress that before! I was top of the food chain, I only had to suppress stupid instincts like “play the lottery” or “eat nothing but carbohydrates” or “cognitive biases”! This is new. Sorry.
*sloooowly re-approaches snek*
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Wanna know how I stay calm? Just remember: If you can dodge his first lunge, you can run faster than him
If you don't dodge, well...
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
My stinky boops are out of love. So a stinky boop feels like love for me.
I sssssssssee @Spilogale Pygmaea...
*lunges at him at full speed*
*lunges at him at full speed*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Thanks, I’ll keep that in mind.Hey, just remember: If you can dodge his first lunge, you can run faster than him
If you don't dodge, well...
*tries to remember fencing lessons*
Welp, ‘tis time for those that would habitate the eastern time zone to go to sleep, should they wish to wake up early and get stuff done! Good night!
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
That's eassssssssssssssssssy...
*transforms into an owl*
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Good thing I don't wanna get up early and get stuff done XD
Good night! Don't let the snakes bite!
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Ssssssssss...
*ahem*
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Good!
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
*comes out from my burrow, a little bit drowsy from my nap*
Uhh... I'm not sure if there's a spell for that or not...
Wait a minute...
*slaps myself awake*
Oh, you goofball! You're an owl now? Just turn your head back!
If you'll excuse me, I need to get over this magic hangover through some meditation...
Now I know how @Thrashy feels... blegh...
FlannelFox
dem leggies
*But it doesn't stop without going the extra mile- my legs get a little longer, my fur a little coarser, and my whole self a little.. clumsier?**as you talk, you realize that the rest of your body slowly turns back into your ordinary, foxy self*
Hey! Look at you! Mission accomplished
Now don't go eating any yogurt or go drinking anything that you get from @metatherat, mister! I don't know if I'm experienced enough in magic to do this kinda magic twice in a 24 hour span, hehe...
If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go take some aspirin and maybe drown my sorrows in apple cider. Welcome back, buddy!
Whew, feels good to be.. back? I still feel a little funny..
How do I look?
Also, got any fruit?
*gets an apple from the nearby farm in Tamaulipas*
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Oh! Umm... hey! I sure do!
*tosses you some pears*
I also brought a mirror, just in case you need to... uh... fix your fur or something! Nice maned wolf "costume", hehe... he...
Oh geez, I'm deep in it now...
FlannelFox
dem leggies
*monch* O.O *MONCH MONCH MONCH*
When did these get so good!!? *MONCH*
*cough-choke* MANED WOLF?
*looks down and gets dizzy from the height*
*Tries to take a step and gets tangled up in my own legs. I wind up upside down covered in a tangle of legs like a dead spider*
..BREYO
Why do I have built in stilts!?
*Fortifies your legs with concrete*
FlannelFox
dem leggies
(I reblogged this on twitter so that I could listen to it on repeat- proceeded to get it stuck in my head for days
)EVERY DAY IS LEG DAY
- MONDAY
- TUESDAY
- WEDNESDAY
(Sorry...)