Predators and Prey

[FlannelFox]

Wtf happened to you?!

Apparently my chakras said "leggy boi" instead of "fox" :c

*opens a new Savings Skunk store, in Avian Arroyo*

*gallops there in record time. Buys all the fruit I can carry*

 

[FrostHeart]

*a gunshot echoes across the store from isle 4*
*Mindy proceeds to checkout, suspiciously calm, with a bunch of apples.*

 

[Simo]

*a gunshot echoes across the store from isle 4*
*Mindy proceeds to checkout, suspiciously calm, with a bunch of apples.*

"Clean-up, Aisle Four"

*sends out @Ravofox with a broom, dustpan and mop*

 

[FrostHeart]

EBT.
Yes I am...
*enters four digit code. BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP BEEP*

 

[Ravofox]

"Clean-up, Aisle Four"

*sends out @Ravofox with a broom, dustpan and mop*

come on, why do I have to clean it up?!

 

[Pygmepatl]

"Clean-up, Aisle Four"

*sends out @Ravofox with a broom, dustpan and mop*

*A Ravofox android comes to clean*

 

[FlannelFox]

come on, why do I have to clean it up?!

*slips in the goop(?)*
Hey! Where was the wet floor sign??

 

[FrostHeart]

*slips in the goop(?)*
Hey! Where was the wet floor sign??

*it's not goop, it's blood from a dead cat*

 

[Ravofox]

*A Ravofox android comes to clean*

*scratches head*
do I get any of the royalties for this android?

*slips in the goop(?)*
Hey! Where was the wet floor sign??

How did you not see that?!
*storms off, exasperated*

 

[Simo]

come on, why do I have to clean it up?!

Well...a fox's tail is known as a brush! Perfect for cleaning

 

[Pygmepatl]

*scratches head*
do I get any of the royalties for this android?

Yes!

*Hugs Ravofox and the Ravofox android*

 

[WXYZ]

*removes @Ravofox's voice for use in PA system*
"AwooOooOOOooOOoOOOOooooooOOOOO..."

 

[FlannelFox]

*it's not goop, it's blood from a dead cat*

D:

How did you not see that?!
*storms off, exasperated*

I was trying to buy toilet paper before you ran out

 

[Keefur]

*Sprays everyone... Especially @BreyoGP * Hey... this skunk thing really works.

 

[Simo]

On a curious note:

I never really thought about it, but Bruce Springsteen's 'Dancing In the Dark' would be a great accompaniment to a transformation scene, in a RP or story:

"Messages keeps gettin' clearer
Radio's on and I'm movin' 'round my place
I check my look in the mirror
Wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face
Man, I ain't gettin' nowhere
I'm just livin' in a dump like this
There's somethin' happenin' somewhere
Baby, I just know that there is..."

 

[Keefur]

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Sprays everyone... Especially @BreyoGP * Hey... this skunk thing really works.

Hey!!!

That stinks!!!

At least I am a Skunk and it does not affect me as much.

 

[WXYZ]

On a curious note:

I never really thought about it, but Bruce Springsteen's 'Dancing In the Dark' would be a great accompaniment to a transformation scene, in a RP or story:

"Messages keeps gettin' clearer
Radio's on and I'm movin' 'round my place
I check my look in the mirror
Wanna change my clothes, my hair, my face
Man, I ain't gettin' nowhere
I'm just livin' in a dump like this
There's somethin' happenin' somewhere
Baby, I just know that there is..."

Listened to this nonstop one time.

 

[FlannelFox]

*it's not goop, it's blood from a dead cat*

*Sprays everyone... Especially @BreyoGP * Hey... this skunk thing really works.

I need a shower

Radio's on and I'm movin' 'round my place
[...]
Man, I ain't gettin' nowhere

Sounds bout right
*trips over my legs again*

 

[Keefur]

Somebody change me back or everyone will be really sorry! *Stamps feet skunk style*

 

[Breyo]

*Sprays everyone... Especially @BreyoGP * Hey... this skunk thing really works.

Blegh! I had my mouth open, you turd! As much as I hate to admit it, though, I think I'm getting used to that stench :/
*douses myself in beer shampoo and gurgles some beer shampoo mixed in water*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Somebody change me back or everyone will be really sorry! *Stamps feet skunk style*

Awww!

I can change you back! I have transformed some into their original species and I can do it again.

 

[FlannelFox]

Somebody change me back or everyone will be really sorry! *Stamps feet skunk style*

Uh..Uh....
Heck, all I know how to do is turn a cat into a skunk..

 

[Keefur]

Awww!

I can change you back! I have transformed some into their original species and I can do it again.

That would be great! As for @BreyoGP ... I wonder what the maret rate is for guinea pigs in Peru?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Blegh! I had my mouth open, you turd! As much as I hate to admit it, though, I think I'm getting used to that stench :/
*douses myself in beer shampoo and gurgles some beer shampoo mixed in water*

*Laughs*

You still haven't got used to my stench despite my many stinky boops.