Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Uh... well, become an unpopular rodent species! That'll work, why not :3

There are popular rodent species?

Hey, fellow rodent. What are you writing? *scurries around, thrusts rat-muzzle over logbook to see*
Oh, reports huh! Remember to chronicle how awesome being a rat is, maybe we'll get others to want to transform into one :3

...

*sneaky evil rat grin*

*scribbles furiously*

"Being a rat is about the worst curse that can befall someone. They are indeed as filthy as the rumors and stereotypes say, as I now know from experience. I suspect I've caught 3 plagues since yesterday. All my standards for honor, once natural and easy to maintain, have gone out the window. Locomotion is ten times as difficult thanks to the size difference. Nearly every predator ever is always on the prowl, and the justified paranoia of avoiding getting eaten is exhausting. My senses of smell and hearing have greatly improved. This is not good, when you consider the locales a rat must frequent.
0/10 would not recommend."

How's this look?

*stifled squeaky chuckling*

 

[metatherat]

*sneaky evil rat grin*

*scribbles furiously*

"Being a rat is about the worst curse that can befall someone. They are indeed as filthy as the rumors and stereotypes say, as I now know from experience. I suspect I've caught 3 plagues since yesterday. All my standards for honor, once natural and easy to maintain, have gone out the window. Locomotion is ten times as difficult thanks to the size difference. Nearly every predator ever is always on the prowl, and the justified paranoia of avoiding getting eaten is exhausting. My senses of smell and hearing have greatly improved. This is not good, when you consider the locales a rat must frequent.
0/10 would not recommend."

How's this look?

*stifled squeaky chuckling*

Mmm. Very nice. Yes. I would change just one little thing: the words. *glares*

Hahaha, nono. I see you are starting to get the hand of playful mischievousness. Goodgood! We'll make a rat of you yet! :3

*nuzzles*

 

[Arishipshape]

Mmm. Very nice. Yes. I would change just one little thing: the words. *glares*

Hahaha, nono. I see you are starting to get the hand of playful mischievousness. Goodgood! We'll make a rat of you yet! :3

*nuzzles*

*accepts and returns nuzzles*

Nowhere is it written in the honor manual that one must be completely uptight and serious all the time.

*writes real review but saves it for publication of logs*

 

[metatherat]

*accepts and returns nuzzles*

Nowhere is it written in the honor manual that one must be completely uptight and serious all the time.

Yesyes! Or indeed any of the time. Unless that's actually written there, I've not read it. Or unless someone eats your yogurt. :3

 

[Thrashy]

*glares*


*writes in logbook about 10 sizes too big*
"Knight's log, April fifth. Somehow, despite all manner of tomfoolery, foolishness, mistakes, and even losing my humanity, I've managed to go nearly a month and a half in this spank happy population completely whupping-free. Not hours ago, skunk number 2 (the consistently intoxicated one) distributed an entire round of spankings to, apparently, everyone he could think of. I escaped unscathed.
*two paragraphs about how being a rat is weird*
I've yet two days on the clock before I'm forced to try another potion. If I disappear, you, dear reader of these logs, will at least know why."

You're too honourable, I won't spank you

 

[FlannelFox]

*munches a Burger Fox Mischief Meal™, and tugs the tails of rat and fox*

*Steals a french fry*

You're too honourable, I won't spank you

I have no shame and it's yet to be done-
*Drags @Arishipshape out of is hidey hole and gives him a good wholesome tolfox spanking*

Good morning all ^^ (says I at 11:20)

 

[TR273]

*Foxtrots through the thread*

 

[Deleted member 134556]

It’s safe to say that we are living in the second renaissance

 

[Thrashy]

*Steals a french fry*

I have no shame and it's yet to be done-
*Drags @Arishipshape out of is hidey hole and gives him a good wholesome tolfox spanking*

Good morning all ^^ (says I at 11:20)

*bends @FlannelFox over his knees and gives him a firm spanking*

 

[FlannelFox]

*Foxtrots through the thread*

*Hugs die ..fuchs?*

 

[Thrashy]

*Hugs die ..fuchs?*

*den Fuchs.
Accusative, masculine

 

[Thrashy]

Although, Mom fox would be feminine...
die Füchsin

 

[metatherat]

Good morning all ^^ (says I at 11:20)

Morning, longfox. You're long! :3

*Foxtrots through the thread*

Eyyyy

In fact, 'sup to everyone in general :3

 

[metatherat]

Accusative, masculine

Yeah. The musclefox did it. Case closed. *nodnod*

 

[Thrashy]

In fact, 'sup to everyone in general :3

Hey there

*cuddles*

 

[metatherat]

Hey there

*cuddles*

*falls out of tail*

That's right, I was still there. :3

 

[TR273]

Morning, longfox. You're long! :3


Eyyyy

In fact, 'sup to everyone in general :3

 

[metatherat]

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*rat fingerguns*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Jumps on Meta and cuddles him*

 

[Thrashy]

*falls out of tail*

That's right, I was still there. :3

Oh, that's why it felt so heavy xD

 

[metatherat]

*Jumps on Meta and cuddles him*

*tickles skunktummy*
Hi, Spilo :3

 

[FlannelFox]

*den Fuchs.
Accusative, masculine

But.. I'm not accusing her of anything..?

Morning, longfox. You're long! :3

Yes ^^ Thank you
*trips and falls the ground beside Meta*
Morning smolrat. You're smol, and cute! :3

 

[metatherat]

Oh, that's why it felt so heavy xD

Oh, whoops. *pulls beer glass out of tail*
I only spilled about a third of it. :3

 

[Thrashy]

Oh, whoops. *pulls beer glass out of tail*
I only spilled about a third of it. :3

That's fine, I usually spill beer over me too due to drunkenness

 

[metatherat]

Yes ^^ Thank you
*trips and falls the ground beside Meta*
Morning smolrat. You're smol, and cute! :3

Yep, sure am! *tickles leg joint*