Predators and Prey

[TR273]

*Ships a watermelon to @Simo*
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[Simo]

*swiftly eats melon*

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[TR273]

*Rapidly eats a loaf of milk (cheese)*
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[Simo]

*has a per-lunch snack of pretzels and a sugar free (and predator free!) energy drink*

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

*has a per-lunch snack of pretzels and a sugar free (and predator free!) energy drink*

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What if I told you that they put predator cum in energy drinks to give you prey a "kick" of energy?
And for the predators, the predator cum is from an apex predator, so they still get that feeling. Not apex preds though. :c

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[TR273]

What if I told you that they put predator cum in energy drinks to give you prey a "kick" of energy?
And for the predators, the predator cum is from an apex predator, so they still get that feeling. Not apex preds though. :c

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If you told us that, I would be thoroughly disgusted, (and secretly quite glad I don't touch energy drinks).
*Makes a fruit salad out of all fresh fruit.*
It has the same effect as an energy drink but won't strip the lining off your throat, ( and isn't full of Predator 'juiceings').
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[Simo]

What if I told you that they put predator cum in energy drinks to give you prey a "kick" of energy?
And for the predators, the predator cum is from an apex predator, so they still get that feeling. Not apex preds though. :c

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I'd tell you they put a certain other form of 'juices' in all the drinks of Bears, Kobolds and hybrids thereof, which have the effect of gradually transforming them into obedient skunks, eager to do my bidding!!!

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[TR273]

I'd tell you they put a certain other form of 'juices' in all the drinks of Bears, Kobolds and hybrids thereof, which have the effect of gradually transforming them into obedient skunks, eager to do my bidding!!!

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Can you adjust the mix a little so some of them shrink and can pull me around in a chariot? Just asking.
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[Simo]

Can you adjust the mix a little so some of them shrink and can pull me around in a chariot? Just asking.
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Certainly!

*shrinks the predators down, and has them chauffeur the mouse about in a chariot*

Now that's much better: predators, in the service of prey, as things should be : )

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[Jackpot Raccuki]

If you told us that, I would be thoroughly disgusted, (and secretly quite glad I don't touch energy drinks).
*Makes a fruit salad out of all fresh fruit.*
It has the same effect as an energy drink but won't strip the lining off your throat, ( and isn't full of Predator 'juiceings').
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Good, because that's not true... However please do tell your children of this, mainly to stop them from drinking it.

I'd tell you they put a certain other form of 'juices' in all the drinks of Bears, Kobolds and hybrids thereof, which have the effect of gradually transforming them into obedient skunks, eager to do my bidding!!!

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The only thing related to skunks I want to do is stay away. Kobolds use their scent for many form of communications, so a skunk's spray basically cripples them in some cases. And before you think it, no it doesn't completely stop us, just basically playing "Impossible mode++".
Otherwise, I'd be happy to help you, Simo. As a good friendo. I may be a predator, well an apex predator. But I still need you prey, to keep the predators alive that I eat.

Certainly!

*shrinks the predators down, and has them chauffeur the mouse about in a chariot*

Now that's much better: predators, in the service of prey, as things should be : )

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I hope apex predators aren't included. Especially ones that can even go without eating meat.
Just feed me honey and you'll never have to worry about me slurping up an animal. UwU

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[TR273]

*Lends @Smexy Likeok4™ the key to the Lesser Mouseland honey store.*
Just don't eat it all, or our children will grow hungry and we will plot terrible vengeance upon you.
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[Simo]

*makes an Apex predator shrinking substance that tastes just like the best honey on earth*

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This might come in very, very handy!

 

[TR273]

*Sips tea, ponders the implications.*
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

@TR273 That's like giving a mouse the key to a cheese store and telling them not to eat it all.
You don't make promises that goes against that creature.

@Simo

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[TR273]

@TR273 That's like giving a mouse the key to a cheese store and telling them not to eat it all.
You don't make promises that goes against that creature.

Fair enough...
*Boops your snoot, takes the key back while you are distracted.*
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[Jackpot Raccuki]

Fair enough...
*Boops your snoot, takes the key back while you are distracted.*
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[Marcl]

I must keep balanced diet! So I'll have a burger!

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[Dat Wolf]

*yeets*
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[TR273]

*Has a cooling glass of water.*
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[Dat Wolf]

*has some orange soda*
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[Tyno]

*has some orange soda*
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Is it Sunny Delight?
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[Dat Wolf]

Is it Sunny Delight?
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no
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[Tyno]

no
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You make me sad -1

 

[Winter_moon3001]

-2 hi everyone

 

[Dat Wolf]

You make me sad
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odd flex but ok
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