Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Ah! Goodgood. Firstly, thank you for helping the prey again. *nuzzles*

*accepts tritely*
Twas nothing. I defend the prey every time I show up. Except this one time I gave my word to a predator that I'd assist them. But otherwise the prey has been sorely lacking in non-literal firepower as of late.

 

[TR273]

*Hides in the bushes spanking everyone who comes within arms reach*

*Trims the bushes with a hedge cutter.*

 

[metatherat]

*accepts tritely*
Twas nothing. I defend the prey every time I show up. Except this one time I gave my word to a predator that I'd assist them. But otherwise the prey has been sorely lacking in non-literal firepower as of late.

Don't accept so tritely! Accept with joy in your heart! You have done well *nuzzles more*

Yesyes...and now, the rat stuff. First, have some more potion. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
We don't want you turning back yet, am I right! You still have so much to learn. :3

 

[Keefur]

*Gets @Skittles a new frying pan*

 

[Rouge166]

-Slaps with pan-

Back in your hole!

*pushes chair over and watches you fall on your royal hindquarters*

 

[Arishipshape]

Don't accept so tritely! Accept with joy in your heart! You have done well *nuzzles more*

Yesyes...and now, the rat stuff. First, have some more potion. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
We don't want you turning back yet, am I right! You still have so much to learn. :3

I, er, um, yes, about that...
*drops to tiny whisper directly in ear*
I really don't wanna experience this "heat" thing so I'm hoping it wears off within 2 days so more potion wouldn't really be conducive to that now would it
*clears throat loudly*
Hmm yes I have much to learn. Teach me, master.
*stands on hind legs and bows*
*falls down to four legs accidentally*
Well you get the gist.

 

[Skittles]

*pushes chair over and watches you fall on your royal hindquarters*

-Balances awkwardly-

 

[Keefur]

-Balances awkwardly-

*Nudges you over*

 

[metatherat]

I, er, um, yes, about that...
*drops to tiny whisper directly in ear*
I really don't wanna experience this "heat" thing so I'm hoping it wears off within 2 days so more potion wouldn't really be conducive to that now would it
*clears throat loudly*
Hmm yes I have much to learn. Teach me, master. *bows*

What. No, the heat is one of the things you should definitely learn. It's an... experience. But fine, I won't push you. *sigh*
Now, important question. Did you try the yogurt yet. If not, why in the poop not.

 

[Skittles]

It's like being made the Queen makes the anti establishment go nutty.. Maybe I should give them less acorns.

 

[Rouge166]

*Hides in the bushes spanking everyone who comes within arms reach*

*pulls fox out of bushes and spanks him*

 

[Skittles]

*Nudges you over*

Nooooooo! -Snootplants-

 

[Rouge166]

It's like being made the Queen makes the anti establishment go nutty.. Maybe I should give them less acorns.

Well I am a punk folf so

 

[Thrashy]

*blushes* but i'm supposed to be dom!

In this thread, nobody is

You make me sad.

Just accept it! It worked for a few months, why doesn't it anymore? ^^

Hey, what kind of government do you guys have around here? I don't pay any attention to that stuff. :3

Skunk Hollow is an anarcho-Democracy.
Both strictly don't allow monarchs!

I shall have to purge Skunk Hollow of insanity. The booze fumes combined with the skunk fumes have gone to their head...

Were. Not. Spraying. Our. Home.

*Hides in the bushes spanking everyone who comes within arms reach*

*innocently walks near that bush* ^^

 

[Keefur]

Nooooooo! -Snootplants-

My job here is done.

OK. I'm going to go eat and do some more house stuff.

 

[Arishipshape]

What. No, the heat is one of the things you should definitely learn. It's an... experience. But fine, I won't push you. *sigh*
Now, important question. Did you try the yogurt yet. If not, why in the poop not.

I did, but I wasn't really paying attention. I was still in shock. If thou wouldst but supply me with more, I think I'm in a much better state of mind to appreciate the exquisiteness you claim it possesses.

 

[Thrashy]

Well I am a punk folf so

*invites you to an anarchy beer in Thrashy's Brewery Tavern*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Were. Not. Spraying. Our. Home.

This is true!

 

[Rouge166]

*invites you to an anarchy beer in Thrashy's Brewery Tavern*

Yesh a beautiful pint! *turns on the clash*

 

[TR273]

-Balances awkwardly-

*Sally gives you ballet and dance lessons so you may balance 'fabulously' at all times.*

 

[metatherat]

I did, but I wasn't really paying attention. I was still in shock. If thou wouldst but supply me with more, I think I'm in a much better state of mind to appreciate the exquisiteness you claim it possesses.

Oh. I wasn't really prepared to give you any of my yogurt...
Oh. This is. Impossible. Look. I'll just slip you some of the potion later on and let you experience rathood naturally. That'll be nice and smooth :3

 

[Skittles]

*Sally gives you ballet and dance lessons so you may balance 'fabulously' at all times.*

-Floofs fabulously-

 

[Rouge166]

-Floofs fabulously-

hmmm think you used hair dryer too much look like a pomeranian

 

[metatherat]

Skunk Hollow is an anarcho-Democracy.
Both strictly don't allow monarchs!

Instead of that, you could just nest in the basement of an abandoned building and do stuff without a government. It has always worked for me :3

 

[Thrashy]

*threatens @Skittles to either sign a peace treaty again or getting sprayed out of Skunk Hollow*