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Predators and Prey

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Instead of that, you could just nest in the basement of an abandoned building and do stuff without a government. It has always worked for me :3
It's basically what we do! But then that mad imperialist attacked us! :(
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Oh. I wasn't really prepared to give you any of my yogurt...
Oh. This is. Impossible. Look. I'll just slip you some of the potion later on and let you experience rathood naturally. That'll be nice and smooth :3
"Impossible"? Look, one does not simply switch species sans side effects. It's not MY fault. You know what might have helped, just a little? ADVANCE WARNING.

...

"Slip"??
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
"Impossible"? Look, one does not simply switch species sans side effects. It's not MY fault. You know what might have helped, just a little? ADVANCE WARNING.

...

"Slip'??
Yeah, "slip", you know, secretly keep feeding you this potion so you don't transform back. And nobody else has this much trouble being a rat. All other animals adapted a lot faster! :/
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
*drinks beer and rants about establishment*
*discusses with you how greedy concerns are endangering small, handcraft breweries like Skunk Beer Inc. *
... And that mass produced beer, for example by Pawdweiser isn't even good!
 

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Skunk Hollow has a great army and I can call it right now.
Doesn't having a standing army run contrary to the anarchist principles of Skunk Hollow?

Wouldn't a mob be more appropriate?
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Doesn't having a standing army run contrary to the anarchist principles of Skunk Hollow?

Wouldn't a mob be more appropriate?
"Army" is just the nickname of our drunk hord of angry protesters xD
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
It's basically what we do! But then that mad imperialist attacked us! :(
mm. Thats hard. Have you tried just ignoring her when she invades? Like, let her people stand around and still do what you want.

Doesn't having a standing army run contrary to the anarchist principles of Skunk Hollow?

Wouldn't a mob be more appropriate?
Yeah, or a horde!
 

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Yeah, "slip", you know, secretly keep feeding you this potion so you don't transform back. And nobody else has this much trouble being a rat. All other animals adapted a lot faster! :/
I shall take a penance of fasting. More of a monk thing than a knight thing but I'm not afraid to dabble.
And I'm sooo sorry I'm not adapting fast enough for you. It's not like every little thing I once knew was just brutally upended or anything. Yea, this is just a minor inconvenience I'm not getting over fast enough.
You should be thankful. If I were more "ratty" I'd just steal your yogurt. I'd be justified too. You started it.
*crosses forepaws in a "hmph" gesture*
 

metatherat

Really ratty rat
I shall take a penance of fasting. More of a monk thing than a knight thing but I'm not afraid to dabble.
And I'm sooo sorry I'm not adapting fast enough for you. It's not like every little thing I once knew was just brutally upended or anything. Yea, this is just a minor inconvenience I'm not getting over fast enough.
You should be thankful. If I were more "ratty" I'd just steal your yogurt. I'd be justified too. You started it.
*crosses forepaws in a "hmph" gesture*
Aww. Don't be frumpy. Let's snuggle. *snuggles* And lick. *licks* and touch paws. *touches paw*
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
I shall take a penance of fasting. More of a monk thing than a knight thing but I'm not afraid to dabble.
And I'm sooo sorry I'm not adapting fast enough for you. It's not like every little thing I once knew was just brutally upended or anything. Yea, this is just a minor inconvenience I'm not getting over fast enough.
You should be thankful. If I were more "ratty" I'd just steal your yogurt. I'd be justified too. You started it.
*crosses forepaws in a "hmph" gesture*
@Manchesterite was able to turn me back into a skunk, maybe he can turn you back to normal too? :)
 
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