Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

This is the best weapon against imperialists.

Ignore the imperialists!

Yes! You get it! What are they gonna do? If they try to hurt you, you can just scurry away.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Nah, they'd just conquer everything silently then!

We ignore them while we fight them.

 

[Skittles]

-Whistles innocently whilst redecorating-

 

[Rouge166]

Fine. I'll ignore your borders and rabble X) @TR273! Summon the legions!

Guess it's time to unless skunk hollow's greatest weapon
*ducks and hides*

 

[Thrashy]

Fine. I'll ignore your borders and rabble X) @TR273! Summon the legions!

I'm not sure if this is a win for us or not...
What are you gonna do with those Legions?

We ignore them while we fight them.

That's... Not really easy xD

 

[Skittles]

I have a compromise.

 

[Thrashy]

Guess it's time to unless skunk hollow's greatest weapon
*ducks and hides*

Oh we'll turn the fluffiest queen into the stinkiest queen

 

[metatherat]

*looks around* I still think you all should just nest whereever. There's plenty of space. *sighs, stars lapping at beer*

 

[Thrashy]

I have a compromise.

We're listening

 

[TR273]

Fine. I'll ignore your borders and rabble X) @TR273! Summon the legions!

'K

 

[Arishipshape]

@Manchesterite was able to turn me back into a skunk, maybe he can turn you back to normal too?

No! No more magic, potions, alchemy, or anything more complicated than a wood saw!

Aww. Don't be frumpy. Let's snuggle. *snuggles* And lick. *licks* and touch paws. *touches paw*

*shudders and backs away*
Sorry, sorry, that was just... more physical stimulation than the average knight gets in a year. My way of life tends to make one overly affectionate-touch-sensitive. It has nothing to do with the whole "rat" thing.
...
*tentatively inches back*

 

[Skittles]

We're listening

Simples!

Accept me as your head of state.

Nothing changes. Skunk Hollow remains independent but with the benefit of being supported by the empire~ Everyfur lives happily. Bish bash bosh! Done.

 

[metatherat]

No! No more magic, potions, alchemy, or anything more complicated than a wood saw!

*shudders and backs away*
Sorry, sorry, that was just... more physical stimulation than the average knight gets in a year. My way of life tends to make one overly affectionate-touch-sensitive. It has nothing to do with the whole "rat" thing.
...
*tentatively inches back*

Nono! This, too, is part of rathood. A pretty important part, actually! I know, let's go to my nest and sleep together in a cuddle. You'll feel better, trust me! :3

 

[metatherat]

Simples!

Accept me as your head of state.

Nothing changes. Skunk Hollow remains independent but with the benefit of being supported by the empire~ Everyfur lives happily. Bish bash bosh! Done.

Sounds good to me. It's just words. :3

 

[Skittles]

Precisely~ and then I can cross it off my to do list finally!! >:|

 

[Arishipshape]

Nono! This, too, is part of rathood. A pretty important part, actually! I know, let's go to my nest and sleep together in a cuddle. You'll feel better, trust me! :3

*opens mouth to object*
*doesn't object*
*follows*

 

[metatherat]

*opens mouth to object*
*doesn't object*
*follows*

Here we go! Right, everyone, good luck with the whatever. *scurries off*

(And with that, I leave for a bit! Later :3)

 

[Thrashy]

Simples!

Accept me as your head of state.

Nothing changes. Skunk Hollow remains independent but with the benefit of being supported by the empire~ Everyfur lives happily. Bish bash bosh! Done.

But... We don't want to have a head of state? Why can't you accept that already?

Btw: compromise rejected!
*threateningly lifts tail*

 

[Arishipshape]

*leaves metatherat for a quick objection*

I'll be back to assist in political and legal matters later!!

*catches up with the exiting rat*

 

[Skittles]

But... We don't want to have a head of state? Why can't you accept that already?

Btw: compromise rejected!
*threateningly lifts tail*

Gaaah!! You'd technically be Australia!

 

[Thrashy]

-Proposes treaty that Skunk Hollow produces beer for the royal household in exchange for their support if not their independence.-

We had such a good and working treaty, that guaranteed our freedom! Why did you have to break that?

 

[TR273]

Gaaah!! You'd technically be Australia!

Hot and full of deadly insects???

 

[Skittles]

We had such a good and working treaty, that guaranteed our freedom! Why did you have to break that?

Because my map looks odd. -Does puppy eyes- Just this once.. Let me tick it off the to do list.. Then I can go home!! And we can resume our spectacular relationship~ FREE OF INVASION!

 

[Skittles]

Hot and full of deadly insects???

Yish..

 

[Thrashy]

Because my map looks odd. -Does puppy eyes- Just this once.. Let me tick it off the to do list.. Then I can go home!! And we can resume our spectacular relationship~ FREE OF INVASION!

But we'd be under the rule of a monarchy then!
*threateningly aims butt*
I beg you, don't make me do this!