Predators and Prey

[Thrashy]

How many more do you want?!

ALL OF THEM!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Arishipshape]

Aww

Why not?

I'm sure everyone around here is an old hand (pardon the inappropriate limb referral) at transformation but I'm still kind of a huge rookie so it wouldn't really make sense to have me play the game at the same frequency or level as the pros... Ok I kinda lost the metaphor point is no thank you. Nothing against skunks.

*Ari's letter lives on in our hearts and minds*
*snuzzles the lil rat* Don't fret, be proud of yourself and welcome the love in the world around you!

*doesn't struggle, strangely enough*

ALL OF THEM!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!

*single ear perks up*

Is that an evil overlord laugh I hear? En guard! Oh it's just Thrashy. My bad.

 

[metatherat]

ALL OF THEM!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!

Hmm. We actually have a lot in common.

*doesn't struggle, strangely enough*

*joins in* mmm. fellow rat :3

 

[Thrashy]

Nothing against skunks.

That's what they all say

I'm sure everyone around here is an old hand (pardon the inappropriate limb referral) at transformation but I'm still kind of a huge rookie so it wouldn't really make sense to have me play the game at the same frequency or level as the pros... Ok I kinda lost the metaphor point is no thank you. Nothing against skunks.


*doesn't struggle, strangely enough*


*single ear perks up*

Is that an evil overlord laugh I hear? En guard! Oh it's just Thrashy. My bad.

I'm certainly not evil
*innocently stares at the Haley reservoir, where NO competing brewers were forced to swim with concrete shoes.*

Hmm. We actually have a lot in common.

You could be a skubk then!
(Just for a week please?) xD

 

[Arishipshape]

*tilts head*
*reads over shoulder*
Jeez. "Mind reading"? Have you even tried using your nose for anything? No wonder you are staggering around like a week old pinkie. Start smelling your fellow animals, already. *sigh*

Well excuuuuse me, but smell is the least important sense to humans. Old habits die hard.

 

[FlannelFox]

ALL OF THEM!!!
MUAHAHAHAHA!

I can't fit anymore skernks on the bottle Thrashy!
www.furaffinity.net: Three Brothers Whiskey by FlannelFox

 

[Arishipshape]

You could be a skubk then!
(Just for a week please?) xD

Yes! Meta! Practice what you preach! Take his offer!

 

[Thrashy]

I can't fit anymore skernks on the bottle Thrashy!
www.furaffinity.net: Three Brothers Whiskey by FlannelFox

We gotta produce more bottles then

Yes! Meta! Practice what you preach! Take his offer!

Yes! And you too! ^^

 

[Arishipshape]

Yes! And you too! ^^

Sounds good. I preach "no tfs". So there.

 

[metatherat]

You could be a skubk then!
(Just for a week please?) xD

Eh. I'll consider it. I guess. Eventually. Maybe.

Well excuuuuse me, but smell is the least important sense to humans. Old habits die hard.

You'll die hard in the teeth of a predator at this rate. :/

 

[Thrashy]

Eh. I'll consider it. I guess. Eventually. Maybe.

Well that's a step forward ^^

 

[Arishipshape]

You'll die hard in the teeth of a predator at this rate. :/

Gee, who's fault would that be? Certainly not me. I was living a totally safe life with a suit of armor and a knighthood until someone threw a wrench in that.

 

[metatherat]

You could be a skubk then!

...A "skubk" is like a skunk-bobcat hybrid, right?

Gee, who's fault would that be? Certainly not me. I was living a totally safe life with a suit of armor and a knighthood until someone threw a wrench in that.

I'm just saying there are good, practical reasons why you should perhaps embrace your rathood a bit more earnestly. Of course things are going to be jarring if you try to do everything as you did before. Let your new instincts lead a bit.

 

[FlannelFox]

We gotta produce more bottles then

Well alright! Make me more Sgunks!

You'll die hard in the teeth of a predator at this rate. :/

*Playfully chomps @Arishipshape *

 

[metatherat]

Well alright! Make me more Sgunks!

*Playfully chomps @Arishipshape *

Sgunk, sgunk... a skunk-gnu-hybrid?

 

[Arishipshape]

*Playfully chomps @Arishipshape *

*tries to block with shield or arm*
*doesn't have shield or arm*
OW
*darts and dodges away*

I'm just saying there are good, practical reasons why you should perhaps embrace your rathood a bit more earnestly. Of course things are going to be jarring if you try to do everything as you did before. Let your new instincts lead a bit.

Well, I mean, I,
*wrings forepaws nervously*
You're right, but, uh, yea. Therefore, verily... ergo!

 

[Thrashy]

...A "skubk" is like a skunk-bobcat hybrid, right?

Oh damn :/

 

[metatherat]

*tries to block with shield or arm*
*doesn't have shield or arm*
OW
*darts and dodges away*

Nice dart! That's how you do it! When in doubt, scurry!

Well, I mean, I,
*wrings forepaws nervously*
You're right, but, uh, yea. Therefore, verily... ergo!

Aww, don't be nervous. Let's cuddle. *cuddles* And lick. *licks* And nuzzle. *nuzzles*

Oh damn :/

Hehehe :3

 

[FlannelFox]

Sgunk, sgunk... a skunk-gnu-hybrid?

An open source skunk?

*tries to block with shield or arm*
*doesn't have shield or arm*
OW
*darts and dodges away*

*Gently catches Ari with my long arms and gibs hugs*
Awh, I sowwy
I didn't mean to hurt you~

 

[Arishipshape]

Nice dart! That's how you do it! When in doubt, scurry!

Aww, don't be nervous. Let's cuddle. *cuddles* And lick. *licks* And nuzzle. *nuzzles*

Aaahhahehe that's enough for one day thanks!
...not that I don't like it but i'm still incredibly sensitive

*Gently catches Ari with my long arms and gibs hugs*
Awh, I sowwy
I didn't mean to hurt you~

Thank you THANK YOU LET GO

 

[metatherat]

Aaahhahehe that's enough for one day thanks!
...not that I don't like it but i'm still incredibly sensitive

Aww. Don't be sensitive. Let's groom each other. *grooms* And touch noses. *touches noses* And lick. *licks*

 

[Arishipshape]

Aww. Don't be sensitive. Let's groom each other. *grooms* And touch noses. *touches noses* And lick. *licks*

I can't help it!
*tries not to recoil*

Ah, a favor I can return.
*grooms back*

 

[metatherat]

Ah, a favor I can return.
*grooms back*

Ah! Here we go. *grooms*
Incidentally, what did that honor knight armor justice council of yours say? Will they let rats be knights, or do I have to make a smugly dismissive face when talking about them from now on? :3

 

[Arishipshape]

Ah! Here we go. *grooms*
Incidentally, what did that honor knight armor justice council of yours say? Will they let rats be knights, or do I have to make a smugly dismissive face when talking about them from now on? :3

*suddenly stops and glares*
The High Council of Elder Knights. They still don't believe me that I'm even a rat. They think it's an April Fools joke. I'll have to visit them myself to prove it but understandably, I didn't feel like making the miles long trek without being able to defend myself yet.
*returns to grooming with a mixture of fascination and confusion*

Hmmm... if I dip a claw in ink, it can be a makeshift writing utensil!

“A lett'r to the highest and most hon'rable council of eld'r knights
i’m f'rmally requesting a replacement setteth of armeth'r and tric'rn coxcomb. Howev'r, those gents needeth to beest roughly one one-hundredth of the size, fiteth f'r a rat. I haven’t hath lost mine own fusty gear, t m'rely nay longeth'r fits. I shall turneth t in within the month.”

*waits*

Ah, the reply.
*painstakingly removes letter from giant envelope*

“Sir knight
thou art two days late f'r an april daws prank. Cease thy clogging of the messeng'r’s bags immediately”

...
@metatherat, I need a smithy and a tailor.

 

[metatherat]

*suddenly stops and glares*
The High Council of Elder Knights. They still don't believe me that I'm even a rat. They think it's an April Fools joke. I'll have to visit them myself to prove it but understandably, I didn't feel like making the miles long trek without being able to defend myself yet.
*returns to grooming with a mixture of fascination and confusion*

It's strange the armor justice council is made of elders. Elders get kind of feeble. They're going to lose their dominant position to younger rats. I mean knights. :3