Predators and Prey

[DRGN Juno]

dorop

You tried.

 

[TR273]

Hi. Nice of you to *pause* dorop in *canned laughter*

Walking is not an exact science!

 

[metatherat]

You tried.

No, it's supposed to sound like that! For emphasis~.

 

[DRGN Juno]

No, it's supposed to sound like that! For emphasis~.

Whatever you say.

*Pokes your snoot*

 

[TR273]

No, it's supposed to sound like that! For emphasis~.

 

[metatherat]

Whatever you say.

*Pokes your snoot*

Thanks. :3
*bites claw gently*

 

[metatherat]

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Wh- No, really! They always say it like that in sitcoms and such! "Dorop". Come on, someone back me up, here!

 

[Simo]

Savings Skunk™ announces new locations, opening in:

-Mouse Mesa
-Guinea Pig Gorge
-Dragon Drumlin
-Raccoon Rapids
-Fox Falls

all locations open 8 AM-midnight

(limit one roll of toilet paper per customer)

 

[metatherat]

Aag. I'd better try to get some sleep. I've got work tomorrow morning.

Until tomorrow, fellow furs :3

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Savings Skunk™ announces new locations, opening in:

-Mouse Mesa
-Guinea Pig Gorge
-Dragon Drumlin
-Raccoon Rapids
-Fox Falls

all locations open 8 AM-midnight

(limit one roll of toilet paper per customer)

*enters Savings Skunk and buys some toilet paper. After I leave, a second equally handsome owl with a mustache comes in and buys some toilet paper*

 

[Simo]

*enters Savings Skunk and buys some toilet paper. After I leave, a second equally handsome owl with a mustache comes in and buys some toilet paper*

*the Savings Skunk bag-boys eye the owl suspiciously*

Also!

New Savings Skunk location now open in Owl Oxbow!

Check out our novelty cakes, in the bakery department!

 

[Izzy4895]

FoxMobiles are driving around Skunk Hollow.

 

[WXYZ]

FoxMobiles are driving around Skunk Hollow.

*Buys a FoxMobile for the incredibly low price of 5 gold bars*

 

[Izzy4895]

*Buys a FoxMobile for the incredibly low price of 5 gold bars*

Did you buy it from Hans the ferret?

 

[Simo]

FoxMobiles are driving around Skunk Hollow.

FoxMobiles are being pulled over in Skunk Hollow, and the foxes in them are being sent to spanking barns for quarantine, in case they have the Bologna Virus*.

*which makes them crave Bologna

 

[Izzy4895]

FoxMobiles are being pulled over in Skunk Hollow, and the foxes in them are being sent to spanking barns for quarantine, in case they have the Bologna Virus*.

*which makes them crave Bologna

Wouldn’t Savings Skunk see increased sales if they had Bologna Virus?

 

[Simo]

Wouldn’t Savings Skunk see increased sales if they had Bologna Virus?

Er....good point!

*infects Vulpine Valley, with the 'Bologna' Virus*

 

[Izzy4895]

Er....good point!

*infects Vulpine Valley, with the 'Bologna' Virus*

*Savings Skunk ends up having Bologna shortages.*

 

[TR273]

*enters Savings Skunk and buys some toilet paper. After I leave, a second equally handsome owl with a mustache comes in and buys some toilet paper*

*Arrests the second owl on suspicion of hording loo roll.

 

[FlannelFox]

You can't prove it was me. It could be any transmogrified knight.

Hey okay, they'll have fun at least~
*Drops it in the mail and leaves it at that*

*Skips in, trips over own feet, lands on snoot.*

Hey, that's my line!

Savings Skunk™ announces new locations, opening in
-Fox Falls
(limit one roll of toilet paper per customer)

There's a Fox Falls?? That sounds way more majestic than Vulpine Valley!
*Packs my bags*

Er....good point!

*infects Vulpine Valley, with the 'Bologna' Virus*

Whew, narrowly escaped being bolognied!

 

[Simo]

*Arrests the second owl on suspicion of hording loo roll.
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*summons Savings Skunk Security*

 

[Simo]

*Savings Skunk ends up having Bologna shortages.*

*contacts the Bad Fox Foods, to see if they offer Bologna*

 

[Izzy4895]

*contacts the Bad Fox Foods, to see if they offer Bologna*

We offer it, but it is currently on backorder.

 

[Simo]

We offer it, but it is currently on backorder.

Huh!

*hires Izzy Fox to go on Mischief Patrol, undercover, in various Savings Skunk locations*

 

[WXYZ]

*summons Savings Skunk Security*

*a one man weasel force arrives, armed with a very short pistol*