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Predators and Prey

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
Thank ye.

oh my, looks like you've levelled up from tube rat to tree rat:p

*Standing on hind legs huggin the skirrel*

..What?
*legs tie in a knot*
*We fall and tumble into a hollow log*
*The log rolls into a river*
*We go over a waterfall*

oof!! well, it was nice knowing ya.

Also, YAYYYYYY!!!! WE WON!!!!!:D:D:D:D
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
*decides @Skittles should be sent to the dungeons, for a reason nobody really knows, except that it happens at various points in TV shows about monarchs through the ages, to add intrigue and suspense, and not out of any malice, but just to make things interesting*

*prepares the Royal Dungeon, and places an imitation leather cushion there* (very stately!)
 

WXYZ

No longer using this site
*decides @Skittles should be sent to the dungeons, for a reason nobody really knows, except that it happens at various points in TV shows about monarchs through the ages, to add intrigue and suspense, and not out of any malice, but just to make things interesting*

*prepares the Royal Dungeon, and places an imitation leather cushion there* (very stately!)
Here's an idea for how it should all work out (minus the beheading):
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
*decides @Skittles should be sent to the dungeons, for a reason nobody really knows, except that it happens at various points in TV shows about monarchs through the ages, to add intrigue and suspense, and not out of any malice, but just to make things interesting*

*prepares the Royal Dungeon, and places an imitation leather cushion there* (very stately!)
Oooh, interesting plot twist!!!
I think this means that Rufina the squirrel shall stand in as lord protectoress:D

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Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Oooh, interesting plot twist!!!
I think this means that Rufina the squirrel shall stand in as lord protectoress:D

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Ooooooooooh, good idea! I've seen a lot of shows on PBS and the BBC, and I think you have a decent chance of assuming the throne, if you play your cards right. We don't even know what @Skittles has done, but it must be something!
 

WXYZ

No longer using this site
Ooooooooooh, good idea! I've seen a lot of shows on PBS and the BBC, and I think you have a decent chance of assuming the throne, if you play your cards right. We don't even know what @Skittles has done, but it must be something!
I did manage to watch one of those documentaries...it was a companion to Wolf Hall. I have had dim recollections of it, unfortunately, but I do remember seeing King Henry VIII act out in erratic ways.
 

Ravofox

back to Aussie foxying!
*marvels at the bosom*
Your majesty...

*Rufina hits you with her fan*
"Cease your insolence or you'll be clapped on the stocks!":p

Ooooooooooh, good idea! I've seen a lot of shows on PBS and the BBC, and I think you have a decent chance of assuming the throne, if you play your cards right. We don't even know what @Skittles has done, but it must be something!

hehe, very true!! Well, Rufina certainly has a very smart advisor to help her succeed...me:D
Hmm, perhaps skittles perhaps just went a little...nuts:rolleyes:
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
hehe, very true!! Well, Rufina certainly has a very smart advisor to help her succeed...me:D
Hmm, perhaps skittles perhaps just went a little...nuts:rolleyes:

Indeed; it's been rumored her faculties had been in decline for some time. One theory is that The Royal Nut Stash sprung a leak, in the tower in which it is housed, the dampness causing said nuts to ferment, thus addling her Majesty's mind.
 

WXYZ

No longer using this site
Indeed; it's been rumored her faculties had been in decline for some time. One theory is that The Royal Nut Stash sprung a leak, in the tower in which it is housed, the dampness causing said nuts to ferment, thus addling her Majesty's mind.
That would explain her interest in engineering large squirrels...will he be safe in Simo-by-the-sea? Must I call them?
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
That would explain her interest in engineering large squirrels...will he be safe in Simo-by-the-sea? Must I call them?

Yes, Skittles should be conveyed there at once! Commence 'the treatment'!
 

FlannelFox

dem leggies
Oooh, interesting plot twist!!!
I think this means that Rufina the squirrel shall stand in as lord protectoress:D

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A.. Are those literally watermelons? :eek:
Indeed; it's been rumored her faculties had been in decline for some time. One theory is that The Royal Nut Stash sprung a leak, in the tower in which it is housed, the dampness causing said nuts to ferment, thus addling her Majesty's mind.
I'll cop- My doing but @Thrashy's idea..
 

Skittles

Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
Wait what?! OwO Are you calling my faculties into question?! How dare you! -Flails- Halp! I am being usurped!!
 
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