Skittles
Queen of FaF. Empress of Fløøf.
-Baps and gives Squirrelfication potion-*begs for clemency*

-Baps and gives Squirrelfication potion-*begs for clemency*
Thank ye.-Baps and gives Squirrelfication potion-
Good choice ^^*gets drunk on hard cider*
MANCHIE IS A SGURRIEL!Thank ye.
*makes sure you don't fall*MANCHIE IS A SGURRIEL!
*Ferociously hugs*
..What?*makes sure you don't fall*
Be careful of those legs...!![]()
Thank ye.
*Standing on hind legs huggin the skirrel*
..What?
*legs tie in a knot*
*We fall and tumble into a hollow log*
*The log rolls into a river*
*We go over a waterfall*
I should start worshiping the mighty acorn nextoh my, looks like you've levelled up from tube rat to tree rat![]()
Here's an idea for how it should all work out (minus the beheading):*decides @Skittles should be sent to the dungeons, for a reason nobody really knows, except that it happens at various points in TV shows about monarchs through the ages, to add intrigue and suspense, and not out of any malice, but just to make things interesting*
*prepares the Royal Dungeon, and places an imitation leather cushion there* (very stately!)
Oooh, interesting plot twist!!!*decides @Skittles should be sent to the dungeons, for a reason nobody really knows, except that it happens at various points in TV shows about monarchs through the ages, to add intrigue and suspense, and not out of any malice, but just to make things interesting*
*prepares the Royal Dungeon, and places an imitation leather cushion there* (very stately!)
*marvels at the bosom*Oooh, interesting plot twist!!!
I think this means that Rufina the squirrel shall stand in as lord protectoress
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Oooh, interesting plot twist!!!
I think this means that Rufina the squirrel shall stand in as lord protectoress
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I did manage to watch one of those documentaries...it was a companion to Wolf Hall. I have had dim recollections of it, unfortunately, but I do remember seeing King Henry VIII act out in erratic ways.Ooooooooooh, good idea! I've seen a lot of shows on PBS and the BBC, and I think you have a decent chance of assuming the throne, if you play your cards right. We don't even know what @Skittles has done, but it must be something!
*marvels at the bosom*
Your majesty...
Ooooooooooh, good idea! I've seen a lot of shows on PBS and the BBC, and I think you have a decent chance of assuming the throne, if you play your cards right. We don't even know what @Skittles has done, but it must be something!
*looks at the belly instead**Rufina hits you with her fan*
"Cease your insolence or you'll be clapped on the stocks!"![]()
*looks at the belly instead*
Very fe...excuse me, your majesty, I have a joust to prepare for.
hehe, very true!! Well, Rufina certainly has a very smart advisor to help her succeed...me
Hmm, perhaps skittles perhaps just went a little...nuts![]()
That would explain her interest in engineering large squirrels...will he be safe in Simo-by-the-sea? Must I call them?Indeed; it's been rumored her faculties had been in decline for some time. One theory is that The Royal Nut Stash sprung a leak, in the tower in which it is housed, the dampness causing said nuts to ferment, thus addling her Majesty's mind.
That would explain her interest in engineering large squirrels...will he be safe in Simo-by-the-sea? Must I call them?
A.. Are those literally watermelons?Oooh, interesting plot twist!!!
I think this means that Rufina the squirrel shall stand in as lord protectoress
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I'll cop- My doing but @Thrashy's idea..Indeed; it's been rumored her faculties had been in decline for some time. One theory is that The Royal Nut Stash sprung a leak, in the tower in which it is housed, the dampness causing said nuts to ferment, thus addling her Majesty's mind.
Well-tended, they were.A.. Are those literally watermelons?![]()
Well-tended, they were.![]()
Later!*Rufina stares at you two incredulously*
"Right, you two, off to the stocks, NOW!!!"
(And I'm off to watch a lecture. Catch y'all soon)