Predators and Prey
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FlannelFox
dem leggies
~eeeeeee! here we go!!~
*Pridefully mercilessly tickles skunks!*
*Especially the spanky ones*
*Shiny thing senses tingle*
(I gotta run for a few hours guys, I'll bb l8r ^^)
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Heyo! How's everyone doing today? I see that @Arishipshape is back to normal 
See ya @FlannelFox!
See ya @FlannelFox!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Indeed! And I'm allowing myself the rarest of rare pleasures: a drink! Risky for so many reasons but worth it here.Heyo! How's everyone doing today? I see that @Arishipshape is back to normal
See ya @FlannelFox!
*keeps eye on Meta*
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
See you later @FlannelFox!
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*climbs up to barstool, which takes some time*
Hello there. Fancy meeting you here. I wanted to let you know I'm considering that apprenticeship thing you wrote about.
Why so suspicious? Anyway. I wanted to ask you to sample this new potion, it's a...honor increasification potion. *gives MOUSE TRANSFORMATION POTION* It's ok. We have already established that you wouldn't make a good rat. So. There is nothing to be worried about. >:3
(Byee!)
Hiii! *rat-wave*Heyo! How's everyone doing today? I see that @Arishipshape is back to normal
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
*accepts potion with a snarky look*
Excellent. I'm not sure you know how an apprenticeship works, so lemme quick explain. I work for you for free until you deem me to have mastered your craft. Then, you endorse me and I get to go on working in said craft. It's a very good deal for both of us.
As for the potion... You know, which of us do you think is lacking in honor?
*hands potion back*
You need this more than I do.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
...But I don't want any honor. I'm already just as honorable as I like to be. *hands potion back*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
...
Hehehe. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Maybe if I knew how to discern what a potion was with mere vision I would be more trusting. I wonder how I'd learn to do that...
@metatherat is a master alchemist.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Wait a minute. *peers* ...BreyoGP? Is that you?!
That would be me. Here, have one. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*
Hint more obnoxiously, why don't you. Sheesh. *sighs*
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Man, wouldn't it be convenient if there were 2 master alchemists? That way, there'd be competition, and the economy would benefit. Plus, if one dies, the whole trade doesn't die out. Man, if only there were any people interested in alchemy and willing to do an apprenticeship in the vicinity. That would be really dandy.
metatherat
Really ratty rat
*inhales, sighs* Okay. Let's do it like this. Drink this mouse transformation potion, and I will let you become my apprentice. *gives MOUSE TRANSFORMATION POTION*
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Yeah... I was fooling around with my plant growth spell this morning, trying to use it on my garden, but it didn't go quite as planned. On the bright side, now my legs are able to compete against @FlannelFox's
I'm also a great digger now! I'm not quite sure how long it'll last, but only time will tell. Heck, it might even be permanent!
(OOC: I stumbled upon patagonian maras when I was looking at pics of guinea pigs and thought, "Huh! They're kinda neat! They're still rodents (Caviidae) and are pretty closely related to guinea pigs, but I feel that I relate to them a lot more in terms of physical characteristics and their behavior, so I'm trying them out as a new fursona species for now
)
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Oh, I see! Well, I'm glad you like your new form and are willing to explore what it can do unlike some sticks in the mud around here.Yeah... I was fooling around with my plant growth spell this morning, trying to use it on my garden, but it didn't go quite as planned. On the bright side, now my legs are able to compete against @FlannelFox's
I'm also a great digger now! I'm not quite sure how long it'll last, but only time will tell. Heck, it might even be permanent!
(OOC: I stumbled upon patagonian maras when I was looking at pics of guinea pigs and thought, "Huh! They're kinda neat! They're still rodents (Caviidae) and are pretty closely related to guinea pigs, but I feel that I relate to them a lot more in terms of physical characteristics and their behavior, so I'm trying them out as a new fursona species for now
I hope you will like being... that thing that you are! :3
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
metatherat
Really ratty rat
:O
Hey! These things cost money! Or they might, if I ever paid for the ingredients!
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Wait what? No! No way!
...
*examines potion curiously*
*sips mead*
I mean, I'm sorta tempted...
No. Growing as a person is painful. I need a break. Besides, I'll suck as bad as I did as a rat.
...I suppose anything would be worth it to unravel the alchemist's secret—
...Welp. Guess it's off the table now.
Izzy4895
Diaper Fox
*Mixes the potion with engine oil and puts it in a FoxMobile.*
Uh...I think I just made a RatMobile.
Arishipshape
TFed Ex-Knight
Did you know, officially, "stick in the mud" is a compliment to a knight?
TR273
Pirate Fox Mom
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Ah, another happy customer
You may understand that wrong
*sneakily baps your butt and scurries away before you realise* xP
I won't transform him into a mouse, my mead is clean!
Oh. Ahahaha... Not hihi again! Heheheheheh!
So, you mean especially all of them? xP
Heyo! How's everyone doing today? I see that @Arishipshape is back to normal
See ya @FlannelFox!
Wait... You look different!
I can show you how to distill Bätziwasser. It's extremely dangerous and we have to keep it off officer @KD142000 's sight but it's delicious!
metatherat
Really ratty rat
Back to normal, huh. Well, I hope you enjoyed your transformational trip. If you want to try being a rat, all you have to do is say the word :3
Ah, fine! I'll make you a better offer! Pick whatever rodent species you want. I'll brew you a potion to turn you to the species of your choice, and you can become my apprentice. It'll have to be a rodent, though. You'll have to fit into my nest, and I will not have more predators around here. And rodents are great. :3
Oh. Thank you! Bring me more of her stuff. :3
Nor will I, with all manner of potion-snatchers infesting your tavern! :I
Thrashy
Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Hey @metatherat , the offer to become skunk still stands! I'll personally teach you in butt-aiming
You'd have to learn the fox-spanking from Master @Simo though. Nobody mastered spankings better than he!
Also, you'd have a fluffy tail to cuddle in (although I still allow you to use mine for that from time to time) xD
You'd have to learn the fox-spanking from Master @Simo though. Nobody mastered spankings better than he!
Also, you'd have a fluffy tail to cuddle in (although I still allow you to use mine for that from time to time) xD
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Is that how you react to pain? Then you like pain.You may understand that wrong
*sneakily baps your butt and scurries away before you realise* xP
*Feels a butt bap and smells a strong beer smell nearby*
That must have been Thrashy!