Hey, one transformational negotiation at a time!Hey @metatherat , the offer to become skunk still stands! I'll personally teach you in butt-aiming
You'd have to learn the fox-spanking from Master @Simo though. Nobody mastered spankings better than he!
Also, you'd have a fluffy tail to cuddle in (although I still allow you to use mine for that from time to time) xD
Yeah, it was him. We all saw.
Hey, EVERYONE that enters my tavern has that smell sooner or later xD
Traitor.
Hey! I act from a position of neutrality. Unless I feel like doing something else. Then I do that thing, instead. :3Traitor.
It's not too different from being a guinea pig, just a lil' weirder to walk. Hopefully I'll be use to walking on stilts soon enough
Wait, it is?
Yeah, another "Plant Growth" spell mishap. I've been turned into a mara. Luckily, I've still got the incisors fit for the job, so I'm still all set to be a cork opener
Well, whatever you want to be, you'll have my complete support, my rodent pal! Uh, you are still a rodent, right?It's not too different from being a guinea pig, just a lil' weirder to walk. Hopefully I'll be use to walking on stilts soon enough
*exhales slowly through clenched teeth*
I've been meaning to clean the ol armor. It's a 6 hour ritual. Anyone interested in the process is free to— who am I kidding who cares about armor maintenance lol
I appreciate your kind words. Keep on... doing whatever it is that you do.
And I smelled him!
Yours is the strongest!
Yay! I am the best at negotiations. Let's celebrate! Rat transformation potion for everyone! :3
Thanks! And yeppers! I'm still a cavy, so I'm still a rodent! I wouldn't leave you all alone
You betcha! I've gotten pretty good at existing (it's one of my hobbies), so I'll keep at it lol
Uh... noooo...I was thinking nothing of the sort. *tries to hide RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION behind back*Yeppers! I'm still a cavy, so I'm still a rodent! I wouldn't leave you all alone
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Plus, if I did, you'd probably be trying to turn me into a rat XD
:O*Drinks*
*Is unaffected*
You really remind me of Sam from Freefall xD
Hey, I'll accept you the way you are
Wait, you open the bottles with your teeth? Well now I understand why you didn't want to remove that cork from my butt a few days agoLuckily, I've still got the incisors fit for the job, so I'm still all set to be a cork opener
I'll leave it there until you wish otherwise ^^
We can always use people to harvest the hops on our fields
Heh, guess I can't trick you that easily ^^
I'll gladly come back to that offer if I need witnesses that confirm that I'm NOT illegally distilling Bätziwasser xPSo one person saw it, I can produce a thousand people who didn't see it.
Ooooof course. Look, you're not ACTUALLY good at negotiations, you just had this huge invincible trump card of being the only alchemist around. Which I'm about to change. Haha!
Bye, you big lug! See you later! And think hard about this! Don't pick at random or anything! :3
Well, you are The Drunk Skunk! I can smell your beer!Heh, guess I can't trick you that easily ^^
*hugs back, but can't resist to give another playful bap while doing so*
(You're lucky that rodents aren't well known for flawless eyesight XD)
That's very kind of youHey, I'll accept you the way you are
Wait, you open the bottles with your teeth? Well now I understand why you didn't want to remove that cork from my butt a few days ago
I'll leave it there until you wish otherwise ^^
That's right! We need more rodents!(You're lucky that rodents aren't well known for flawless eyesight XD)
Uh huh... sure
But I agree! I think it's just you, @Manchesterite (temporarily?), @TR273, and I that frequent this thread. @Skittles is coming here pretty frequently now, though
Awww.... friend-cuddles...
