Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Drink the potion. While you are doing that, I will detail the first task that will start you on the path to mastering alchemy.
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Drink... a second one? Wait, my bad, I am not to question your methods.
*drinks*

Taste and smell are very important to an alchemist, sooo. In the basement I nest in there are several vats of yogurt of different kinds. You will again find them delicious now that you have the taste buds of a rat. Eat them, mixing different kinds in different combinations. That'll probably take you a few days, there's lots of the stuff. Then write me an essay about each type of yogurt, detailing the smell and taste. Include in each essay a passage about how great it is to be a rat. teehee.

You would give me the honor of consuming your precious yogurts? Forsooth, I am humbled.
I suspect that last bit is gratuitous but improving my writing skills is never a waste so I shall not object.

*crawls into discarded pack*
*returns with tiny/properly sized carved wooden spoon and paper*
Nothing that says I can't eat with dignity. Right? Though I suppose spoons are intended for fingers... I'll figure it out.

Btw, @metatherat , I took a sip of your potion. Why doesn't it work? I feel scammed!

Meta is a master. If it didn't work, I'm sure it was intentional. Quite frankly, you probably were scammed! *rat chuckle*

*descends to Meta's abode*
*loud squeak of horror at the sheer quantity of yogurt*

 

[metatherat]

Btw, @metatherat , I took a sip of your potion. Why doesn't it work? I feel scammed!

It's probably turned you a little ratty. You didn't take a lot of it. Do you have any ratty thoughts?

 

[Simo]

Are skunks rodents?

Nope!

We used to be in the same family as Mustelids (Badgers, Otters, Martens, Weasels) but we were deemed so genetically distinct, that we were recently reclassified, and now have our own family, Mephitidae.

But we are nice to rodents, such as mice, rats and Guinea Pigs.

 

[Arishipshape]

Nope!

We used to be in the same family as Mustelids (Badgers, Otters, Martens, Weasels) but we were deemed so genetically distinct, that we were recently reclassified, and now have our own family, Mephitidae.

But we are nice to rodents, such as mice, rats and Guinea Pigs.

That was a rhetorical question, but still. That's interesting! Thanks for enlightening me.

 

[metatherat]

You would give me the honor of consuming your precious yogurts? Forsooth, I am humbled.

This is a sacrifice that must be made. I will not fail you again. >:I

*descends to Meta's abode*
*loud squeak of horror at the sheer quantity of yogurt*

Hehehehehe.

 

[FrostHeart]

Hey, I finally paid my taxes... I even through in a coconut as a tip. =3

 

[metatherat]

But we are nice to rodents, such as mice, rats and Guinea Pigs.

*nodnod* That is good! We will be nice in return most of the time :3

 

[FrostHeart]

*eats a chicken*
Yummy. >=3

 

[Arishipshape]

*selects yogurt vat*
*stirs with gigantic stirring spoon*
Hehehe... I feel like an alchemist already.
*sniffs*
*falls off vat due to intensity*

Holy smokes human smell SUCKS!
*rapidly scurries back*

 

[FrostHeart]

I'm an addict...
*chugs 225 bottles of skooma*
*runs 30 laps around Khenarthi's Roost and comes back*

 

[metatherat]

*selects yogurt vat*
*stirs with gigantic stirring spoon*
Hehehe... I feel like an alchemist already.
*sniffs*
*falls off vat due to intensity*
Holy smokes human smell SUCKS!
*rapidly scurries back*

Remember to take breaks! Or try to, anyway. The deliciousness of yogurt can be overwhelming. :3

 

[Thrashy]

It's probably turned you a little ratty. You didn't take a lot of it. Do you have any ratty thoughts?

The only feel I have is that I want beer. But that's pretty normal for a metalhead! ^^

Holy smokes human smell SUCKS!

I can show you another smell that will be horrible

 

[Thrashy]

Mephitidae

Which to my knowledge is latin for "stinky" xD

(I mean, the German word for Skunk is "Stinktier", which translates to "stinky animal" xD

 

[metatherat]

The only feel I have is that I want beer. But that's pretty normal for a metalhead! ^^

Alrighty. Be careful. Rattiness, like rats, is wily. It will sneak up on you in a sneaky fashion. :3

 

[metatherat]

(I mean, the German word for Skunk is "Stinktier", which translates to "stinky animal" xD

I bet someone was up all night coming up with that one

 

[Arishipshape]

I can show you another smell that will be horrible

*is indignant*
That's not what I meant and you know it.

 

[Thrashy]

I bet someone was up all night coming up with that one

Look, the German language is just like that.
Sloth = Faultier (lazy animal)
Plane = Flugzeug (fly stuff, or fly thing)
Butterfly = Schmetterling (schmettern = smashing)

There's probably more examples ^^

*is indignant*
That's not what I meant and you know it.

Don't worry, I'm just kidding! I only spray if someone tries to steal my alcohol

 

[metatherat]

Look, the German language is just like that.
Sloth = Faultier (lazy animal)
Plane = Flugzeug (fly stuff, or fly thing)
Butterfly = Schmetterling (schmettern = smashing)

Haha. I'm a little mystified by the butterfly. Were they getting smashed, or were they named by Austin Powers?

 

[Arishipshape]

Don't worry, I'm just kidding! I only spray if someone tries to steal my alcohol

Oh, actually I misinterpreted! I thought that was a jab against human's supposed stench. My bad. Hehe...
*scurries back to basement and begins writing lengthy reports*

 

[Thrashy]

Haha. I'm a little mystified by the butterfly. Were they getting smashed, or were they named by Austin Powers?

Maybe because they "smash" the air? I have no idea xD

 

[TR273]

*Flops into the thread with all the grace of a wardrobe filled with conkers*

 

[metatherat]

*Flops into the thread with all the grace of a wardrobe filled with conkers*

Hi there! Nice flop :3

 

[TR273]

Hi there! Nice flop :3

Thanks

 

[Thrashy]

*Flops into the thread with all the grace of a wardrobe filled with conkers*

That's awesome! So many Conkers!

 

[metatherat]

Thanks
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Haha, the ball on the witch hat is a spider