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Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Me neither! Well, let's get drawingly wasted in my tavern, shall we? :D
I think that I'll just watch you get toasted. Someone's gotta watch you to make sure you don't choke on your own vomit, break a bunch of things, etc. XD
I've also got bottles to uncork and customers to take care of :/
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Someone's gotta watch you to make sure you don't choke on your own vomit, break a bunch of things, etc. XD
Hey, I have employees for that :p
Besides, that would be a honourable Rocker death :D

've also got bottles to uncork and customers to take care of :/
I allow you to do that while being drunk :p
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
Hey, I have employees for that :p
Besides, that would be a honourable Rocker death :D


I allow you to do that while being drunk :p
Ha! Good point XD

I'll probably end up biting my finger or something if I get drunk, and then I'll be getting blood all over the bottles. I'll think about your offer, though :D
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
I would clean the blood for you.
Of course you would :confused:
Just don't go after it's source, ok? XD

*is extremely drunk, stumbles over stuff and breaks a bunch of things*
*has a concerningly white face*
*flops on the floor*
*sigh*
*nonchalantly walks over to you, drags you up to a bed in one of the inn's rooms (with some difficulty) and turns you on your side*
Of course you'd have to knock over a whole bunch of bottles :/
*walks back downstairs and starts sweeping up the broken glass*

*tries to enter Thrashy's tavern to make conversation*
*is forced out by the noxious alcohol fumes*

Owww... I suppose epic smell abilities are a double edged sword...
You get used to that, too :D
Just come in and sit for awhile, the stingy-ness of the alcohol smell will pass :)

Now this is the perfect time for me!

*Smirks*
I've still got my eye on you, skunky!
 

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
*sigh*
*nonchalantly walks over to you, drags you up to a bed in one of the inn's rooms (with some difficulty) and turns you on your side*
Of course you'd have to knock over a whole bunch of bottles :/
*walks back downstairs and starts sweeping up the broken glass*
*dreams of raising your wage* ^^

I've still got my eye on you, skunky!
Thanks! I wonder what @Spilogale Pygmaea would have done to me! :confused:

You get used to that, too :D
Just come in and sit for awhile, the stingy-ness of the alcohol smell will pass :)
You guys are aware that tha tavern has windows that can be opened? :D
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
You guys are aware that tha tavern has windows that can be opened? :D
Oh...
*immediately opens every single window in the tavern and takes a deep breath of the outside air*
Much better :D

Maybe.


*Enters @Thrashy's room and covers him with a blanket*
I always keep band-aids on me for just such an occasion :p

You beat me to it! Good on you :D
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Wow, page 3300!

So many posts!

Have been busy here updating my main FA page: have finally got a good start on a long overdue clean-up and update: posted some 7 pieces of art friends have dome in the past few years; updated and streamlined the profile; added little icon links to the credits on said art; posted a (new) revised poem (The Raccoon), this time as an easier to access PDF; nest to revise the fiction I have up, and re-post it in PDF form, then, to add some new fiction.

It's looking better; with any luck, it'll get some more attention this way, and maybe some chances to do some writing commissions.
 
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