Predators and Prey

[Breyo]

Wow, page 3300!

So many posts!

Have been busy here updating my main FA page: have finally got a good start on a long overdue clean-up and update: posted some 7 pieces of art friends have dome in the past few years; updated and streamlined the profile; added little icon links to the credits on said art; posted a (new) revised poem (The Raccoon), this time as an easier to access PDF; nest to revise the fiction I have up, and re-post it in PDF form, then, to add some new fiction.

It's looking better; with any luck, it'll get some more attention this way, and maybe some chances to do some writing commissions.

Ooh! I'll have to check out the poem you posted! I bet it all looks really nice!

Ooh!
*enters and climbs on tallest table for lowest chance of getting trodded on*

Good idea XD

 

[Thrashy]

*gets up completely hungover*

Uargh! Who put those nails into my head?

*sees page 3300*
That has to be celebrated!
*gets drunk again* ^^

 

[Pygmepatl]

Celebration!

*Drinks with all of you*

 

[Simo]

Ooh! I'll have to check out the poem you posted! I bet it all looks really nice!

Oh, thanks! It feels good to be finally making some progress, on this project.

Now I'm revising some fiction...good day for it; cold and clammy out there.

 

[A Minty cheetah]

hOLY CUSS
*dies of joy*

Long time, no see fellow chee! Hope you're well
*hugs*

 

[metatherat]

And my evening shift is done. Hello, everyone :3

*sees site of massive PvP battle, with rat bones, burned out highrise decoys, discarded honor and cans of spam everywhere*

...ok then! I see you guys have been having various kinds of fun. :O

And since we are posting cute stuff: have a RAT YAWN COMPILATION. (also includes: grooming, nuzzles, closeness) :3

AwwwwwwWWWWWWWWwwwww. Ratties :3

Dang it, do I find this adorable because it is adorable or because I more easily empathize with them now?

Because it's genuinely adorable, of course! Who doesn't like yawning rats?

Dang it!
*closes my eyes and braces myself for a rat transformation, but nothing happens*
Huh, you didn't actually put anything on your nose..? Phew! Thanks

Of course not! It will always be safe to nuzzle me :3 *nuzzles*

 

[Thrashy]

Of course not! It will always be safe to nuzzle me :3 *nuzzles*

Is cuddling safe too? ^^

*risks it and cuddles*

 

[metatherat]

Is cuddling safe too? ^^

*risks it and cuddles*

Of course it's safe! Sheesh! *cuddles the heck out of you*

 

[Thrashy]

Of course it's safe! Sheesh! *cuddles the heck out of you*

*happy skunk noises*

 

[metatherat]

*happy skunk noises*

*squeaky rat noises*

 

[Thrashy]

*squeaky rat noises*

*snuggles you into his fluffy tail* ^^

 

[Arishipshape]

discarded honor

WHAT
*scavenges and sniffs for discarded honor*

Because it's genuinely adorable, of course! Who doesn't like yawning rats?

I can think of three people I know off the top of my head that don't. Unfortunate to be sure, but true. Perhaps they'd enjoy some samples of your potions...

In your absence, I snuck into your abode and consumed more of your yogurt. I figured total disregard for personal property would show advancement in rattiness. Anywho, I also logged my experiences. After much deliberation, you're right. Vanilla is the best.

*hands you dozens of essays and papers*

 

[metatherat]

I can think of three people I know off the top of my head that don't. Unfortunate to be sure, but true.

Do not associate with those people. They are clearly mad >:I

In your absence, I snuck into your abode and consumed more of your yogurt. I figured total disregard for personal property would show advancement in rattiness. Anywho, I also logged my experiences. After much deliberation, you're right. Vanilla is the best.

*hands you dozens of essays and papers*

Ah, excellent! You figured correctly. Even if it meant loss of yogurt. :/
*takes essays*
Thank you. I shall read these when I have the time. In the meantime, just laze idly around. That's super ratty. And I'm glad you say vanilla is the best. It means there is nothing wrong with your taste buds. Yesyes. :3

 

[FrostHeart]

*pokes @Thrashy with a stick*
Boop! >=3

 

[Arishipshape]

Do not associate with those people. They are clearly mad >:I

Ah, excellent! You figured correctly. Even if it meant loss of yogurt. :/
*takes essays*
Thank you. I shall read these when I have the time. In the meantime, just laze idly around. That's super ratty. And I'm glad you say vanilla is the best. It means there is nothing wrong with your taste buds. Yesyes. :3

So just... do... nothing? How do you do nothing? I haven't done nothing in...
*counts on rat paws*

 

[Thrashy]

*mixes some Bätziwasser into @metatherat's rat transformation potion*

*ponders what the result could be*

 

[Thrashy]

*pokes @Thrashy with a stick*
Boop! >=3

*boops back*

 

[Arishipshape]

*mixes some Bätziwasser into @metatherat's rat transformation potion*

*ponders what the result could be*

My money's on "explosions".

 

[metatherat]

*pokes @Thrashy with a stick*
Boop! >=3

Hey there. How goes?

...Note that I didn't ask if you want to transform into a rat this time. :3

 

[Thrashy]

My money's on "explosions".

Hmm... Should I risk a sip?

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Hey guys, I up from my nap.
*looks around* Oh, we made it to page 3300? Awesome! *bust out some alcohol*

 

[FrostHeart]

Hey there. How goes?

...Note that I didn't ask if you want to transform into a rat this time. :3

Hello. I'm bored.

 

[Thrashy]

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Hey guys, I up from my nap.
*looks around* Oh, we made it to page 3300? Awesome! *bust out some alcohol*

*serves you some beer*
*Giggles when looking at you*

 

[metatherat]

*mixes some Bätziwasser into @metatherat's rat transformation potion*

*ponders what the result could be*

More backalley alchemy?! Careful, now... :O

My money's on "explosions".

Entirely possible!

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Hey guys, I up from my nap.
*looks around* Oh, we made it to page 3300? Awesome! *bust out some alcohol*

Hmm. Who are you, mystery owl? I have never seen you around here before.

 

[Arishipshape]

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Hey guys, I up from my nap.
*looks around* Oh, we made it to page 3300? Awesome! *bust out some alcohol*

Wow, you look three times as sophisticated and refined and intimidating!
*smiles but still keeps distance*