Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

Hello. I'm bored.

You know what would help? Rat transformation. :3

 

[Thrashy]

More backalley alchemy?! Careful, now... :O

Oh, what's the worst thing that can happen?

 

[Cosmic-FS]

What are you all staring at?

 

[Thrashy]

You know what would help? Rat transformation. :3

OR Skunk transformation!

 

[Arishipshape]

You know what would help? Rat transformation. :3

Despite Meta's reputation, I can vouch for this statement. I haven't been bored in a week.

 

[Thrashy]

What are you all staring at?

*smirks*

Nothing

 

[FrostHeart]

You know what would help? Rat transformation. :3

OR Skunk transformation!

I'm happy as myself, thanks.

 

[metatherat]

Oh, what's the worst thing that can happen?

*imagines Skunk Hollow exploding into a mass of tentacles*

I'm happy as myself, thanks.

OK. Just tell me if you change your mind *rat fingerguns*

 

[Thrashy]

I'm happy as myself, thanks.

Aww
I'm sure you would love to be a skunk!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*smirks*

Nothing

Well, you're acting all suspicious *sips my cider*

 

[Arishipshape]

I'm happy as myself, thanks.

OK. Just tell me if you change your mind *rat fingerguns*

And acquire a personal hip flask. Drinking anything whilst Meta is within a fifty mile radius is risky.

 

[metatherat]

Well, you're acting all suspicious *sips my cider*

Hm? I was just admiring your mysterious air, mystery owl.

 

[metatherat]

And acquire a personal hip flask. Drinking anything whilst Meta is within a fifty mile radius is risky.

Sheesh! Why is everyone being so cautious around me recently? It makes it really hard to turn anyone into a rat. :/

 

[FrostHeart]

Aww
I'm sure you would love to be a skunk!

If i was a skunk, all hell would break lose...

 

[metatherat]

If i was a skunk, all hell would break lose...

Right, I agree. Rat it is, then. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Thrashy]

Well, you're acting all suspicious *sips my cider*

Nah, it's fine

imagines Skunk Hollow exploding into a mass of tentacles*

That's a risk I'm willing to take!

*takes a sip*

BOOM! Big cloud of yellow-green smoke, and an extremely foul, skunky smell fills the air.

 

[FrostHeart]

I sense a guinea pig lurking nearby...

 

[FrostHeart]

Right, I agree. Rat it is, then. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

*gives it back* if I was a rat, I'd be dead in a day...

 

[Arishipshape]

If i was a skunk, all hell would break lose...

Well now you've piqued my interest. What would go down if you were a skunk?

That's a risk I'm willing to take!

*takes a sip*

BOOM! Big cloud of yellow-green smoke, and an extremely foul, skunky smell fills the air.

*chokes*
*scurries out the door*

 

[Thrashy]

*walks out of the cloud, coughing *

Uh guys, I feel different!

 

[metatherat]

Nah, it's fine
That's a risk I'm willing to take!
*takes a sip*
BOOM! Big cloud of yellow-green smoke, and an extremely foul, skunky smell fills the air.

Ohhboy.

I sense a guinea pig lurking nearby...

Don't draw attention to him, he likes to stay hidden :3

*gives it back* if I was a rat, I'd be dead in a day...

No, all of us prey would protect you!

 

[FrostHeart]

Well now you've piqued my interest. What would go down if you were a skunk?

Me spraying my family.

 

[Thrashy]

If i was a skunk, all hell would break lose...

I imagine that to be fun

 

[Arishipshape]

*gives it back* if I was a rat, I'd be dead in a day...

If I can survive, overconfident, honorable, and cocky as I am, you can make it to. I'm not saying you have to or even SHOULD take Meta's potion (in fact, I advise against it) but that's just something to consider.

 

[metatherat]

*walks out of the cloud, coughing *

Uh guys, I feel different!

:O
Ohh, nice! Not as nice as a 100% pure, nice, beautiful rat, but still pretty good! :3