Predators and Prey

[FlannelFox]

Hi, foxie! *tail-tug*

Hey there itty bit ^^
*Snuzzles the lil rat hanging off my tail*

*sniffs his beer*
*ponders*
Hmm, why is my beer smelling so foxy?
An African Crested Rat xD

*poker face* *licks the beer foam off my nose*
(fascinating )

 

[Sairn]

*soft squeaks* Want to carry me and teleport around the place again? That was fun. :3

Absolutely, though I may be a little more erratic with alcohol

 

[Pygmepatl]

Now I feel weird.

 

[Thrashy]

*poker face* *licks the beer foam off my nose*

So, that was you!
*aims butt at you and sprays*

Heh, that still works

 

[Thrashy]

Now I feel weird.

That's called "being sober". I can fix that!
*gives Bätziwasser *

 

[Pygmepatl]

So, that was you!
*aims butt at you and sprays*

Heh, that still works

*Puts a plug in your butt before you spray*

 

[metatherat]

Hey there itty bit ^^
*Snuzzles the lil rat hanging off my tail*

*touches fox-nose with paw* You're a foxie. :3

Absolutely, though I may be a little more erratic with alcohol

Yess! *climbs on*

Now I feel weird.

Hahaha! You weirded out yourself :3

 

[Arishipshape]

So, that was you!
*aims butt at you and sprays*

Heh, that still works

OH SNAP
Quick, Meta, a smell dampening potion! If a mere tavern haze incapacitated me, I shudder to imagine the suffering I'll be in for now!

*Puts a plug in your butt before you spray*

Oh, thank you, Spilogale.
Never thought I'd say that.

 

[Thrashy]

*Puts a plug in your butt before you spray*

Sorry, you were already too late
Btw, I'm not sure if it's a good idea to talk about butt plugs at a PG13 forum xD

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*tries to wash off the mustache but @TR273 used permanent marker*

 

[Pygmepatl]

That's called "being sober". I can fix that!
*gives Bätziwasser *

Your poison is psychedelic.

 

[metatherat]

OH SNAP
Quick, Meta, a smell dampening potion! If a mere tavern haze incapacitated me, I shudder to imagine the suffering I'll be in for now!

Here you go. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Sairn]

Yess! *climbs on*

*Teleports about*

Anywhere we should go? I'm ready for adventure

 

[Pygmepatl]

Sorry, you were already too late
Btw, I'm not sure if it's a good idea to talk about butt plugs at a PG13 forum xD

Too late already. You sprayed all over me!

 

[Thrashy]

Your poison is psychedelic.

I don't see your problem

 

[metatherat]

*Teleports about*

Anywhere we should go? I'm ready for adventure

Oh! Let's go to Last Post Wins and totally steal the win!

 

[Pygmepatl]

I don't see your problem

*Licks your fur*

 

[Thrashy]

Too late already. You sprayed all over me!

Well in that case...

*sprays at @FlannelFox again*

Sorry, but beer thefts have to meet their fate!

 

[Thrashy]

*Licks your fur*

 

[Arishipshape]

Here you go. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

*chugs*
*is disappointed*
This is just another rat transformation potion! I recognize the taste from the dozen times I had to have it—EUREKA! You've been secretly teaching me how to pick apart which potion is which via powerful rat senses! I haven't been giving you enough credit, teacher. Forgive me.

 

[Sairn]

Oh! Let's go to Last Post Wins and totally steal the win!

GREAT IDEA!

*Prepares teleport*

It will take just a moment, that's a little bit away

 

[Pygmepatl]

Well in that case...

*sprays at @FlannelFox again*

Sorry, but beer thefts have to meet their fate!

*Watches as the cork I used as a plug moves a bit*

*Drinks beer*

 

[metatherat]

*chugs*
*is disappointed*
This is just another rat transformation potion! I recognize the taste from the dozen times I had to have it—EUREKA! You've been secretly teaching me how to pick apart which potion is which via powerful rat senses! I haven't been giving you enough credit, teacher. Forgive me.

Uh... yeah. That's definitely it... ehehe

 

[Thrashy]

*Watches as the cork I used as a plug moves a bit*

*Drinks beer*

I've removed that already!
Stop taking the fun out of this!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Drinks my special mix*