Predators and Prey

[Arishipshape]

Na, I much prefer the idea of tying a prey up to some train tracks

*sticks head out of hiding place*
Oooh! Classic villain! You should write down any evil plots you have right now, they're probably top notch. You could write a book or something when you're not all evil!
*returns*

*hides with you* Nice scurry.

Thank you, I've been practicing.

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*steals some candy from an entire orphanage of babies*

 

[Arishipshape]

*steals some candy from an entire orphanage of babies*

Hey, you can't— waaaait.

*forges papers for a fresh shipment of candy to the baby orphanage*
*mails them in*

...
I just lied on an official form...

 

[metatherat]

I just lied on an official form...

Right! And good came out of it! See how that works?! *encouraging rat-touch*

 

[Arishipshape]

Right! And good came out of it! See how that works?! *encouraging rat-touch*

But if I were a six foot tall human with a bow, I could've just recovered the candy. Then again, that could lead to bloodshed, and then a feud between my and Cosmic's families, and then...

Wow. I feel really dirty and yet incredibly elated.

*tentative return rat-touch*

 

[metatherat]

But if I were a six foot tall human with a bow, I could've just recovered the candy. Then again, that could lead to bloodshed, and then a feud between my and Cosmic's families, and then...

Wow. I feel really dirty and yet incredibly elated.

*tentative return rat-touch*

hehehe. *rat-snuggle*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Hey, you can't— waaaait.

*forges papers for a fresh shipment of candy to the baby orphanage*
*mails them in*

...
I just lied on an official form...

Right! And good came out of it! See how that works?! *encouraging rat-touch*

See, being evil can have a positive influence on society. Like if you redirect a train to run over a tied up prey in order to save five more tied up prey on the other tracks. I'm actually making the world a better place

 

[Arishipshape]

hehehe. *rat-snuggle*

*sticks head out of hiding to make sure no-one's watching*
*returns snuggles*

See, being evil can have a positive influence on society. Like if you redirect a train to run over a tied up prey in order to save five more tied up prey on the other tracks. I'm actually making the world a better place

Everything you said was correct up until that last bit. Stealing candy is not good. You're lucky I was in no position to stop you.

 

[metatherat]

See, being evil can have a positive influence on society. Like if you redirect a train to run over a tied up prey in order to save five more tied up prey on the other tracks. I'm actually making the world a better place

...who tied up the prey in this scenario. Was it an owl.

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Everything you said was correct up until that last bit. Stealing candy is not good. You're lucky I was in no position to stop you.

And those orphans now have an entire fresh shipment of candy. Everything worked out for the better. Just imagine what good I could do by stealing the deed to that same orphanage and evicting them to live in the streets

 

[Arishipshape]

And those orphans now have an entire fresh shipment of candy. Everything worked out for the better. Just imagine what good I could do by stealing the deed to that same orphanage and evicting them to live in the streets

But the candy suppliers are going to have their bottom line suffer, causing stocks fall, causing shareholders to sell, causing the company to have to cut costs to stay afloat, resulting in layoffs resulting in unemployment and homelessness.
Can't we all just be good and just and honorable?

(I must go. Real life calls!)

 

[metatherat]

(I must go. Real life calls!)

See you! Enjoy your IRL adventures :3

 

[metatherat]

And those orphans now have an entire fresh shipment of candy. Everything worked out for the better. Just imagine what good I could do by stealing the deed to that same orphanage and evicting them to live in the streets

Why stop there? Just eat the orphans.

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Why stop there? Just eat the orphans.

Please, I have some evil standards



Unless, of course, they were mice (OvO)

 

[FlannelFox]

*touches fox-nose with paw* You're a foxie. :3

...yes
kinda :3

So, that was you!
*aims butt at you and sprays*

Heh, that still works

*Stumbles around blindly*
AH! It's in my eyes! I need the tomato juice! Where's the tomato juice?!??

Well in that case...

*sprays at @FlannelFox again*

Sorry, but beer thefts have to meet their fate!

AAAUGGGHHHH! :c

Alright, sleepy rat-skunk here ^^

Good night!

Happy Sleep *Sulky Fox*

 

[metatherat]

Please, I have some evil standards

Unless, of course, they were mice (OvO)

But... rats are a different matter ...righttt? :O

 

[metatherat]

...yes
kinda :3

Yes, you're a manedfoxie! :3

 

[Furrium]

Today I solved the physics test for 8 hours, and after that I did my homework in mathematics, and after that I was ready to say

 

[FlannelFox]

Yes, you're a manedfoxie! :3

Please direct your attention to the leggies ^w^

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Stumbles around blindly*
AH! It's in my eyes! I need the tomato juice! Where's the tomato juice?!??

AAAUGGGHHHH! :c

Why are you screaming? The only thing that hit you this time was the cork plug.

*Drinks beer while looking at your black eye*

 

[TR273]

You know what? You're right! Having stylish facial hair makes you way more sophisticated!

I think this goatee is growing on me, literally. There's this weird feeling coursing though me, something powerful, it's pure ... evil (ÒvÓ)

You're welcome....

Also you need a top hat and a cape.

 

[metatherat]

Please direct your attention to the leggies ^w^

*stares intently at leggies* Yea. That's right! You're a manedlegfoxie. *nodnod*

 

[Deleted member 134556]

We need to reach our local conservation teams and create a program that helps replenish the ice cream truck populations in our neighborhoods. The species is on the brink due to economic factors and without them, millions of human children will suffer. The symbiotic relationship between children and ice cream trucks is critical to our ecosystems stability

 

[FrostHeart]

@metatherat I dont want to be a rat. I just took a job that will be hard if I'm too small...
*pulls out phone and starts hacking into LSIA, cutting the lights and security cameras*

 

[metatherat]

@metatherat I dont want to be a rat. I just took a job that will be hard if I'm too small...
*pulls out phone and starts hacking into LSIA, cutting the lights and security cameras*

Oh, well. I guess...
Wait! What if you were a giant rat! >:3