Predators and Prey

[FlannelFox]

Why are you screaming? The only thing that hit you this time was the cork plug.

*Drinks beer while looking at your black eye*

It was scary
*rubs my bonked eye with a pawb*

*stares intently at leggies* Yea. That's right! You're a manedlegfoxie. *nodnod*

Yes Do not forget!

Oh, well. I guess...
Wait! What if you were a giant rat! >:3

So, a bear?
(Why are there so few bear sonas?)

 

[metatherat]

So, a bear?
(Why are there so few bear sonas?)

*gasp* A bear is nnothingg like a giant rat! A giant rat is a wondorous, shining creature, the pinnacle of creation, nature's utmost twisted wonder!
A bear is just a bear. >:I

 

[Pygmepatl]

It was scary
*rubs my bonked eye with a pawb*

Awww!

Here! Have this special cream and belly rubs!

*Rubs your belly*

 

[hologrammaton]

The nicest thing about predators is
the feeling when their jaws are around your throat

a͔̰͉n̤̟͙̺̖ͅd̞̫̯ ͔̘͎͚̗̪t̮́ḩ̰e͘y̰̫̦͜ ̠͞
h̫͕a͎͖̕v̤̯͉̹̹̱̱e͉̠̮ ̘n̨͉̥̖o̜̯ ̶i̘̳̺̫̯̼̣d̴̬̤̦̰̟̰̻e͚͔͎̻͡ͅa͏͔̥̮̻̘̹ͅ ̣̜̩͘
t͓̰̮̤̲ͅh͍̭̩͇a̗͈͝t͎͟ ̭̩̦͖͔̗y͇̠̳̹o̸̗̼̘͈͚̩ù̦͓͉ c͟ó̟̗̺̦̳u̻͢l̞͘d̖̘͇̼ ͜
d̨̝̲̣̼̣̠e͙̱s̠̟͙͢t͝ṛ̤̗͠o̵͕͚̲̮͙̗ͅy̧͓̘͚̝̘̼ ̮̜̘͚͈̖̀ṭ͖h̵͎̯̼é̘͓̫m
̠̱͖͚͈̟ḁ̳̟͔t̻̲̦͘ ͎̜a̝̕n͇͉̜͍͙y̟̜͈̮ ̬͍̰̗͓́m̴̳̳̼o̴̥m̨̤̺̗͈̝̞͚e̱̟͈̹̳̳̖n̟̫̭͕̰͖t͈̮


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... just me? ​

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Munches some rats on my jaws*

Were you saying?

 

[Breyo]

*Munches some rats on my jaws*

Were you saying?

You gotta start and limit what you eat
I'm sure that eating rats publicly makes @metatherat just a lil' bit nervous...

 

[Arishipshape]

You gotta start and limit what you eat
I'm sure that eating rats publicly makes @metatherat just a lil' bit nervous...

Not merely nervous. Sinister and sneaky. There's extra incentive to rat-ify those that might reduce the rat population, and the irony is too perfect.
...Dang it, whenever I hear the word "ratify" I'm going to think of rat transformation potions.

 

[metatherat]

You gotta start and limit what you eat
I'm sure that eating rats publicly makes @metatherat just a lil' bit nervous...

Hehehe. I'm pretty sure that's on purpose :3

Not merely nervous. Sinister and sneaky. There's extra incentive to rat-ify those that might reduce the rat population, and the irony is too perfect.
...Dang it, whenever I hear the word "ratify" I'm going to think of rat transformation potions.

Yep. You've got it down exactly. I must get sneakier still. :3

But now, I better get some sleep. Good night, my furpals.

I leave you with another rat yawn:

Until tomorrow :3

 

[Pygmepatl]

You gotta start and limit what you eat
I'm sure that eating rats publicly makes @metatherat just a lil' bit nervous...

Hehehe. I'm pretty sure that's on purpose :3

He has already accepted me.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Good night!

 

[Arishipshape]

Yep. You've got it down exactly. I must get sneakier still. :3
But now, I better get some sleep. Good night, my furpals.

Good night, teacher. I look forward to actually continuing alchemy lessons instead of lazing around doing nothing all day.
What? Questioning your methods? Noooo. I would never.

But seriously today was great fun, I'm not complaining or anything

 

[WXYZ]

A bear is just a bear. >:I

@Silvear! I have heard a slander against your name. Where art thou, O @Silvear?

 

[Breyo]

@Silvear! I have heard a slander against your name. Where art thou, O @Silvear?

I sure hope that you have a plan to get calm an angry bear

Good night @metatherat!

 

[WXYZ]

I sure hope that you have a plan to get calm an angry bear

She's a nice bear. Has an obsession with wooden spoons, though.
Night @metatherat!

 

[Izzy4895]

You gotta start and limit what you eat
I'm sure that eating rats publicly makes @metatherat just a lil' bit nervous...

Once again, he is eating Savings Skunk brand animal crackers, not actual rats.

 

[Breyo]

She's a nice bear. Has an obsession with wooden spoons, though.
Night @metatherat!

*frantically searches through my burrow for any wooden spoons that I might have*
Gotta be prepared!

Once again, he is eating Savings Skunk brand animal crackers, not actual rats.

Ah, ok! At least they have good taste in terms of brand XD

 

[WXYZ]

Once again, he is eating Savings Skunk brand animal crackers, not actual rats.

*buys some myself*

 

[WXYZ]

*thinks of shaving @Cosmic-FS's moustache*

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*thinks of shaving @Cosmic-FS's moustache*

But I like my new facial hair, it gives me evil powers.

*steals all the toilet paper in the thread and replaces it with sand paper*

 

[Breyo]

But I like my new facial hair, it gives me evil powers.

*steals all the toilet paper in the thread and replaces it with sand paper*

Ha! Jokes on you! Most rodents don't even need toilet paper

 

[WXYZ]

But I like my new facial hair, it gives me evil powers.

That was my concern

 

[Cosmic-FS]

Ha! Jokes on you! Most rodents don't even need toilet paper

Ah, you use a bidet. *replaces the water supply for all the bidets with hot sauce*

(At least I hope you use a bidet, otherwise that's just gross)

 

[WXYZ]

*peddles a Japanese toilet*
Come gawk at the control panel included with it!

 

[TR273]

*peddles a Japanese toilet*
Come gawk at the control panel included with it!

This disturbs me…

I question what the big red button is for…
…I mean red usually means danger… and the picture on it looks like a very surprised person….
What is it? Self Destruct? Electrify? <Reacted?>....

 

[WXYZ]

This disturbs me…

I question what the big red button is for…
…I mean red usually means danger… and the picture on it looks like a very surprised person….
What is it? Self Destruct? Electrify? <Reacted?>....

(The word above translates as "Bidet." I'll leave the rest to you)