Predators and Prey

[metatherat]

*looks left*
*looks right*

Change of subject! What great laws of alchemy shall I be studying today, oh wise teacher?

Ah, the alchemy. Here, drink this. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ok, that scares me away too xD

That scares prey away too, as that is also their one fatal weakness.

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Drinks @metatherat's yogurt*

 

[Thrashy]

That scares prey away too, as that is also their one fatal weakness.

Math sucks. Ok? xD

 

[metatherat]

I've always sucked at math in school

Same here. I mean, I did ok, but hated every second of it :/

That scares prey away too, as that is also their one fatal weakness.

Hi, Spilo! Thanks for not fighting us delightful nice prey this time

 

[Arishipshape]

Ah, the alchemy. Here, drink this. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

Of course. Wouldn't want to accidentally revert prematurely. That would be awful.

*bites cork*
*pulls cork out of bottle*
*can't get cork off teeth*

...this is embarassing.

 

[metatherat]

*Drinks @metatherat's yogurt*

:O
Well, I guess you can have some. *nuzzles*

 

[metatherat]

Of course. Wouldn't want to accidentally revert prematurely. That would be awful.

*bites cork*
*pulls cork out of bottle*
*can't get cork off teeth*

...this is embarassing.

*pulls cork off, with effort*
Also, drink this. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Math sucks. Ok? xD

*Scares you with Math*

Hi, Spilo! Thanks for not fighting us delightful nice prey this time

Why would I? I have never fought you, you are easy to control after all.

 

[Arishipshape]

*pulls cork off, with effort*
Also, drink this. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

Thaaank you...
*chugs*

 

[metatherat]

Thaaank you...
*chugs*

eeh... Also, drink this one. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Pygmepatl]

:O
Well, I guess you can have some. *nuzzles*

Thank you!

*Pushes you away with my paw as I drink more yogurt*

 

[Arishipshape]

eeh... Also, drink this one. *gives RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

*is confused*
*drinks anyways*

*Pushes you away with my paw as I drink more yogurt*

*whispers to Meta*
Passt... have you considered spiking your yogurt?

 

[Thrashy]

*sniffs the potion*

Meta, you really gotta work on the taste of this stuff!
Here have some Bätziwasser to mix in. This might give your rats some stripes though, but this is an advantage anyways

 

[Pygmepatl]

*whispers to Meta*
Passt... have you considered spiking your yogurt?

Meta is a good friend, he would never do that.

 

[Arishipshape]

To all of you dissing math, I find it fun.

Meta is a good friend, he would never do that.

*rat-laughter*

 

[metatherat]

Thank you!

*Pushes you away with my paw as I drink more yogurt*

Go ahead. I have to deal with... this...

*is confused*
*drinks anyways*

*whispers to Meta*
Passt... have you considered spiking your yogurt?

Yes, I have, but... that's not important right now.
Here's my latest creation: a permanent rat transformation potion. Drink it, and you will be transformed into a rat permanently, and irreversably. Kiss your humanity goodbye, yep! Please drink it. *gives PERMANENT RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

 

[Thrashy]

To all of you dissing math, I find it fun.

I'd probably like it too, when I would've known what was going on! Spent so many hours practising with people who were good at it but still failed all exams.
Luckily didn't fail school because of that, but it sucked ^^

 

[Pygmepatl]

To all of you dissing math, I find it fun.

*Puts you to solve an Inverse Matrix*

 

[Arishipshape]

I'd probably like it too, when I would've known what was going on! Spent so many hours practising with people who were good at it but still failed all exams.
Luckily didn't fail school because of that, but it sucked ^^

Oof. Sorry to hear.

*Puts you to solve an Inverse Matrix*

I haven't gotten to the very high levels of math yet, but quadratic equations are more fun than arithmetic so I assume it only gets more fun from there!

Go ahead.
Here's my latest creation: a permanent rat transformation potion. Drink it, and you will be transformed into a rat permanently, and irreversably. Kiss your humanity goodbye, yep! Please drink it. *gives PERMANENT RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION*

*examines potion with awe*
...
......
Hold it, that wasn't a part of the bargain! I didn't sign up for this! That's crazy!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*barges in* Oh there was round while I was gone. *steals the win*

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VICTORY FOR THE PREDS

 

[FlannelFox]

Who puts goat poops in a bowl?!

That was exactly my question

:O
That... is... a complete bastardization of what a rat is! Where is the sneakiness, the mischievousness, the super handsome scaly tail, the love for snuggles, the love for yogurt, the attraction towards tight spaces, the everything that makes a rat a rat?! Hmm, CAN'T SEE THEM! >:I
*drinks SHOOT LASERS OUT OF EYES ANGRILY POTION*

Bears have those traits if you think about it! They don't need to be sneaky or mischievous because they're big and can just step on you!
Bears cuddle every year for like a whole season straight. They're like cuddle olympiads!
Maybe not a love of yogurt, but that's hard to get lots of so they do honey instead ^^
Tight spaces? Caaaves?
The tail? You got me there but is that it?
C'mon Meta. Bears = Big rats.

Hehe, thankies!! *gives tulips in return*
Hmmm, it has a pretty foxy smell this time, sweet!

*Shlurps some mead while @Ravofox isn't looking*
Glad I still got that foxy charm!

 

[TR273]

Math sucks. Ok? xD

I like it.

 

[metatherat]

*examines potion with awe*
...
......
Hold it, that wasn't a part of the bargain! I didn't sign up for this! That's crazy!

Hey, do you want to learn alchemy or not?! Come on. *holds out potion*

 

[Arishipshape]

I like it.

*rat fingerguns a la Meta*