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Predators and Prey

metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
FlannelFox said:
Bears have those traits if you think about it! They don't need to be sneaky or mischievous because they're big and can just step on you!
Bears cuddle every year for like a whole season straight. They're like cuddle olympiads!
Maybe not a love of yogurt, but that's hard to get lots of so they do honey instead ^^
Tight spaces? Caaaves?
The tail? You got me there but is that it?
C'mon Meta. Bears = Big rats.
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What?! No. Nonono. Bears are not big rats. They may wish so, but... no.
Thrashy said:
Alright, gotta leave here ^^

See y'all later :)
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Later, stinkyskunk! *rat fingerguns*
 
TR273

TR273

Pirate Fox Mom
Cosmic-FS said:
*barges in* Oh there was round while I was gone. *steals the win*

-1
-20
VICTORY FOR THE PREDS
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HOLD ON!
You only -1
So that makes....
(Hides calculator)
19
+1

20
:D

*Claims another Prey victory and serves the beers*
Bar maid.jpg
 
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
metatherat said:
Hey, do you want to learn alchemy or not?! Come on. *holds out potion*
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There's no way potion making and species are that inextricably linked. I've put my total trust in you for all your seemingly irrelevant-to-alchemy teaching methods, but this is where I draw the line. I'm... too scared.
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I hate to admit it, but despite the fantastic experiences I've had (and believe me, they're many), the idea of never going back... that's some serious stuff. A big decision. I can't just do that on a whim because I want to learn potion brewing. I'm sorry...
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Arishipshape said:
There's no way potion making and species are that inextricably linked. I've put my total trust in you for all your seemingly irrelevant-to-alchemy teaching methods, but this is where I draw the line. I'm... too scared.
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I hate to admit it, but despite the fantastic experiences I've had (and believe me, they're many), the idea of never going back... that's some serious stuff. A big decision. I can't just do that on a whim because I want to learn potion brewing. I'm sorry...
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*stares*

Well, FINALLY! What is wrong with you??

Okay, look. The point I have been trying to make, here, was that you should not commit yourself fully to anything. That you should feel ready to think for yourself and be the master of your own fate, even if some formal relationship you have bumbled yourself into would demand otherwise. That you should perhaps feel a bit suspicious if a single word about alchemy hasn't been spoken to you after days in the apprenticeship? That you shouldn't guzzle rat transformation potions by the basketload nonstop?!

How, how is it not blatantly obvious by now that I do not have the slightest intention of teaching you any alchemy, ever?! That I only lied that I would so I could transform you into a rodent again?! How can anyone, anywhere, be this obedient and gullible?! That was not a rhetorical question, I demand an explanation! *stares furiously*

Oh...the yogurt! You were supposed to see through that as you went on with that idiotic task! And tell me off! And be smug about it! Instead you ate all my yogurt! It's friggin' gone! Do you know how much I looked forward to eating that yogurt?! Because it was a lot! D:
 
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