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Predators and Prey

Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
metatherat said:
I'm patreoning AID2. I can't believe how addictive that predictive text IF generator is.

I have no idea what was in the text corpus they trained that thing with, but it's totally on board with a lot of ...stuff. I would post some of the nice adventures I have been playing, but if I did that they'd shut down FA and burn the server. Uh. *ahem*
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There's always DMs xD

I think the bot just searches the internet to be honest. Still, it's impressive how good he can put stuff together
 
Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
metatherat said:
*nose-bump back*
That would be pretty fun to look at, though. :p

Hey, I didn't even do anything yet.
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True, hehe!

It better stay that way XD
Thrashy said:
Hey there Breyo :)

I actually had a creativity stroke again, so I might release another short story soon. With you (and Elias from @Ravofox ) as a cameo ^^
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Sounds good! I'm excited to see what you can come up with after seeing your last writing :D
TR273 said:
-Boot-
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:D
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Hey! The cavalry is here! Woohoo :D
 
Thrashy

Thrashy

Пу́тин — хуйло́! Слава Україні! FckNzs.
Breyo

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
TR273 said:
*Places the win from LPW in @Simo 's spanking barn*
They'll never find it there!
:D
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And if they do find it, they'll never be brave enough to run in and get it XD
Thrashy said:
Probably more cringe? xD
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Aww, it wasn't cringy! Your previous write was awesome! It was very detailed and I really enjoyed reading through it :D
 
Simo

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Arishipshape

Arishipshape

TFed Ex-Knight
Ravofox said:
I am...conflicted [about the Robin Hood re-release]
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Even outside of the whole "this could suck like Cats" thing, I'm kinda sick of live action remakes in general. The original animated versions of great movies are great. Live action movies are great. That doesn't mean they both get exponentially greater together. I'd rather have a new story, like Onward did or something. That movie gave me hope for modern cinema, that new plots did in fact exist. New story, crappy visuals>old story but super polished, shiny, and beautiful.

metatherat said:
*buries face in rat-hands*

Yes...yes...!

I hear you, but... How was I possibly supposed to predict things would go this far?! I thought you'd see through it quickly and you'd be miffed at first but then we'd have a bit of a laugh about it! Oh, for yogurt's sake. I don't want an apprentice. And I sure as poop am not going to start distributing my potion knowledge around the place! Can you not understand that my potions are the only edge I've got! Without that tiny slim edge, I'm just a puny rodent in this world-sized blender of teeth, claws and talons! I can't trust you with this knowledge, you're too trusting to be trusted. Some predator would probably wheedle the knowledge out of you within the week.

Aaah, what a disaster. *curls into a ball*

*slightly muffled* I'll... try to be less... underpawed from now on. Clearly... some people are more vulnerable to this sneaky stuff than I thought. Try to understand that I've been a rat from birth. The sneaky stuff is why I am still alive. I didn't want to hurt you. I was just trying to... I don't know. Give some perspective, I guess. I was... kind of worried about you, the way you stride about with your lofty ideals and such. I figure that you do well as long as there is a clear enemy in front of you going "grr!", but not so well when someone you trust ends up being unworthy of trust. I didn't want you to get hurt, so... I guess I wanted to make you a bit less blindly trusting. Look, this makes sense to a rat. *sigh*

*slowly un-balls* But I really do think everyone would be happier as a rat. Being a rat is fantastic. And also, whenever I turn a predator... or a human... into one, I think of the rodent and prey population of the world. Every rat transformation is a service to them. It means one less enemy. One more friend. More safety. Look, this too makes sense to a rat. *groans*

Here's a human transformation potion...I had it brewed the whole time, to tell you the truth. *gives HUMAN TRANSFORMATION POTION* I wish you'd stay as a rat, though. You are pretty good at it. And it means one less human sprinkling rat poison all over the place.
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...
I find that difficult to believe. That you actually had my interests at heart seems unlikely. I mean, you just admitted to yanking my chain and lying. But technically it's possible. I don't know what to think any more...
But let me ask you this. Was I your enemy pre-transformation? I, a knight, defender of the defenseless? As of right now, you're the defenseless. Tis my obligation to protect you from those more powerful that would have you eaten. Not to just leave rat poison lying around where innocents could run into it. If you called for help, I would have answered, regardless of my current species. Your logic makes sense, but doesn't apply to me.
If I conclude that you're not just swindling me (again), I'll apologize for my rant and perhaps join your species once again.
Regardless of what happens, you've taught me much, and for that, despite my wrath, I thank you.

*one last rat-poke, for old time's sake*
*takes potion and disappears into the shadows*
 
metatherat

metatherat

Really ratty rat
Arishipshape said:
I find that difficult to believe. That you actually had my interests at heart seems unlikely. I mean, you just admitted to yanking my chain and lying. But technically it's possible. I don't know what to think any more...
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*one last rat-poke, for old time's sake*
*takes potion and disappears into the shadows*
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...Bye. *half-hearted rat-wave* thanks for the rat-poke
OK. Memo to self: knights don't find deceptive schemes to be funny at all *sigh*
...Like poop will I give them up, though. If I'd relied on some knight to clank by and save me whenever I was in danger, I would be a tiny pile of bones by now. Screw that! >:I
 
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