Which came first, the suburbs or the bats?
We will!Mmm, you make an excellent case there!!
Unfortunately I can't spray yet, so you, @Simo, @Thrashy and @HunterSkunk and @Guifrog will have to protect me
Ravo?! You are a lemur now lol?
... Oof. I walked into a coronavirus conversation didn't I?
... More oof. That was a hasty assumption. I'm sorry, bats
And I'll find lots of exotic fruit!That was the point
Lol. Yes, suburbs are supervillans. Especially here in Australia where the wilderness hasn't had time to adapt.G'day Yax!
Hehe, yep, but only temporarily, lol
You sure did! I think we should all put our masks on
Hehe, well this virus is certainly making everyone 'batty' at the moment
Oof, suburbs are supervillains!!
Yay!!
Wait, they were? Didn't know that. But i suppose that they're probably a very widespread species.
Mayoress Kathleen is a progressive leader who will ensure that the is a place for every bat. And a place for every MP too (to be exact a small barren island twenty miles off the coast ringed by gunboats and signs that warn 'Bewere of the buffoons!)Ah, I can certainly get behind this!!
Hmm, does Mayor Kathleen count?
Oof, suburbs are supervillains!!
Ack!I know
Hmmm, not sure if that's such a good idea actually...
The question really is, who doesn't need a literal tank to make sure that you can in fact reliably run over other vehicles? Selling the Traffic-Jam-Removenator AKA. the Chevrolet Suburban here on my totally virus free website!It's fitting then that the Chevrolet Suburban encapsulates everything wrong with suburbia:
Because you who doesn't need a full-size SUV based on a heavy duty pickup chassis to move 2.5 children down the block? Poor people, that's who. </s>
Oh dear. That looks like the internals of my mind when I watched Zootopia for the first time after being a furry for two years. And yes that happened. And yes it made me sad that I'd missed out for so long.Ack!
*fast forwards to ????*
Oh noOh my, I'm pretty riled up about something I just saw on the news. The local MP for a suburb of my city is advocating for the removal or even culling of a fruitbat colony there because of 'residents' concerns that they could spread coronavirus'. It's pretty clear though that these people are just using this as an excuse because they hated the bats anyway (one of them said that bats somehow 'don't belong in the suburbs') and the way the MP talked about the bats just showed utter disdain for the animals. "They're not a constituency I'm happy to have in my community" he said.
How could you not love these critters?!
(Rant over
Ack!
*fast forwards to ????*
"And MP shall now stand for Mud Picker"
Put a brick on the accelerator attatched to a rope and run yourself over!
People walking to their tanks.
Oh! It's not just a UK thing, (except switch Chevrolet Suburban with Range Rover Evoque and Audi Q7) Universally driven by small people with two children who need to be at school at different times so need two trips (of less than half mile).It's fitting then that the Chevrolet Suburban encapsulates everything wrong with suburbia:
Because you know who doesn't need a full-size SUV based on a heavy duty pickup chassis to move 2.5 children down the block? Poor people, that's who. </s>
Now that's better.
Oh! It's not just a UK thing, (except switch Chevrolet Suburban with Range Rover Evoque and Audi Q7) Universally driven by small people with two children who need to be at school at different times so need two trips (of less than half mile).
Yes I see many of these
*is the sole point person for managing the subsidies*