
Is it the good stuff? You wouldn't want to cross a Sabertooth!*more catnip*
75% discount!
*grins widely*
They aren't poisonous, silly! They actually have anti-biotics in them in case I were to accidentally stick myself with them. It heals pretty fast if they puncture skin, and that goes for any creature*Forcefully takes each spike from the porcupine one by one poisoning them and throwing them at my fossas in my zoo for my own enjoyment*
Thank you @BreyoGP!
Plucking my quills is fine and all, just don't do it by surprise, ok? I don't wanna accidentally spear you with any XDIt'll also deter unwanted spankings, Grand Porcupine!
*picks up one of your discarded quills and uses it as a pen to make a list of predators to place in The Skunk Hollow Zoo*
*puts a spotted skunk there*
4/20 in PA. Just move over hereI feel betrayed. It is still 4/19 in my timezone
That is why I poisoned them with frog poison.They aren't poisonous, silly! They actually have anti-biotics in them in case I were to accidentally stick myself with them. It heals pretty fast if they puncture skin, and that goes for any creature
(One cool thing about having a different creature as your fursona is that you get to learn a lot of facts about them that you otherwise wouldn't know)
*Eats a bit of your ear*Pretty awesome, right? It was some magic shenanigans. I'd like to see a predator try to make a meal out of me now![]()
*Takes another hit of katnip*Pretty awesome, right? It was some magic shenanigans. I'd like to see a predator try to make a meal out of me now![]()
Pretty awesome, right? It was some magic shenanigans. I'd like to see a predator try to make a meal out of me now![]()
Sorry, Simo, but Skunk Hollow is already an anarcho-democratic state.
We Skunks are free. Free to get munched
I declare myself as king of maintaining proper bedtime routine
*Eats a bit of your ear*
Porcupines taste delicious!
Hey hey hey! I don't have enough spikes for all of ya!*Takes another hit of katnip*
*Attempts m u n c h*
Heck yeah!Yep! That sure shows those mangy 'ol predators!
*makes a throne for The Grand Porcupine*
I don't want that responsibility! You stripped fellas are ok, but that spotted one?*declares @BreyoGP King of ALL Skunks, especially spotted ones*
Sorry, Simo, but Skunk Hollow is already an anarcho-democratic state.
Spotred Skunks are free to be ruled by Breyo GP.
*Deftly slips a paw under your belly and flips you onto your back*Pretty awesome, right? It was some magic shenanigans. I'd like to see a predator try to make a meal out of me now![]()
You must be tired after today. Let's go to sleep.Oh my...I'm the courts jester or pauper of proper bedtime routines : v
Hey! That's cheating!*Deftly slips a paw under your belly and flips you onto your back*
You were saying?
Very fine...no spoilage.Is it the good stuff? You wouldn't want to cross a Sabertooth!
It's okay, I will take them from you.Hey hey hey! I don't have enough spikes for all of ya!
...
Ok, I probably do, but I'm not use to using them, so don't make me!
I am an innocent skunk.You stripped fellas are ok, but that spotted one?
He scares me...
You would sleep with a skunk? Have you no standards?You must be tired after today. Let's go to sleep.
*Produces a spatula and flips you like a pancake*Hey! That's cheating!
*quickly flips myself back up and flattens myself against the ground, speaking with a muffled voice as my face is also flattened into the ground*
Now try!