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Predators and Prey

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
*Forcefully takes each spike from the porcupine one by one poisoning them and throwing them at my fossas in my zoo for my own enjoyment*

Thank you @BreyoGP!
They aren't poisonous, silly! They actually have anti-biotics in them in case I were to accidentally stick myself with them. It heals pretty fast if they puncture skin, and that goes for any creature :D
(One cool thing about having a different creature as your fursona is that you get to learn a lot of facts about them that you otherwise wouldn't know :))

It'll also deter unwanted spankings, Grand Porcupine!

*picks up one of your discarded quills and uses it as a pen to make a list of predators to place in The Skunk Hollow Zoo*

*puts a spotted skunk there*
Plucking my quills is fine and all, just don't do it by surprise, ok? I don't wanna accidentally spear you with any XD
I feel betrayed. It is still 4/19 in my timezone
4/20 in PA. Just move over here :D
 

Pygmepatl

Spotted Skunk
They aren't poisonous, silly! They actually have anti-biotics in them in case I were to accidentally stick myself with them. It heals pretty fast if they puncture skin, and that goes for any creature :D
(One cool thing about having a different creature as your fursona is that you get to learn a lot of facts about them that you otherwise wouldn't know :))
That is why I poisoned them with frog poison.

I know!
 

Simo

Professional Watermelon Farmer
Pretty awesome, right? It was some magic shenanigans. I'd like to see a predator try to make a meal out of me now :p

Yep! That sure shows those mangy 'ol predators!

*makes a throne for The Grand Porcupine*
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
*Eats a bit of your ear*

Porcupines taste delicious!
*Takes another hit of katnip*
*Attempts m u n c h*
Hey hey hey! I don't have enough spikes for all of ya!
...
Ok, I probably do, but I'm not use to using them, so don't make me!

Yep! That sure shows those mangy 'ol predators!

*makes a throne for The Grand Porcupine*
Heck yeah!

Hehe, I appreciate it, but that's not necessary!

*declares @BreyoGP King of ALL Skunks, especially spotted ones*
I don't want that responsibility! You stripped fellas are ok, but that spotted one?
He scares me...
 

Breyo

Professional Nibbler
*Deftly slips a paw under your belly and flips you onto your back*

You were saying?
Hey! That's cheating!
*quickly flips myself back up and flattens myself against the ground, speaking with a muffled voice as my face is also flattened into the ground*
Now try!
 
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