Predators and Prey

[VeeStars]

You would sleep with a skunk? Have you no standards?

凸(｀0´)凸

 

[Keefur]

*forms a "Church of the Fellowship of the Striped Skunk"*

The Furries that go there are all right, but I heard that the sermons stink.

*Takes a hit of catnip*

 

[Breyo]

Very fine...no spoilage.
Will throw in a 1oz packet for free

Hey, don't get @Keefur hooked on the stuff, too! @VeeStars on catnip is bad enough XD

It's okay, I will take them from you.


I am an innocent skunk.

I'm not just gonna give 'em to you! You gotta take them out of your skin first

I bet that's what you tell every unassuming prey before you rip their innards from their chest

*Produces a spatula and flips you like a pancake*
OK

That's still not fair! It is fun, though! It's like some kind of amusement park ride

 

[VeeStars]

Hey, don't get @Keefur hooked on the stuff, too! @VeeStars on catnip is bad enough XD

*Shoot bedroom eyes while taking another hit*
~N y a a~ brah

 

[Keefur]

That's still not fair! It is fun, though! It's like some kind of amusement park ride

*Blows catnip smoke onto @BreyoGP *

 

[WXYZ]

Hey, don't get @Keefur hooked on the stuff, too! @VeeStars on catnip is bad enough XD

*disguises myself as a Buddhist monk to hide from the authorities...is later taken away by one of those UFO cults*

 

[Pygmepatl]

I'm not just gonna give 'em to you! You gotta take them out of your skin first

I bet that's what you tell every unassuming prey before you rip their innards from their chest

You know pain is pleasure for me, right? That is how I will take them from you.

I am a fine meat eater, I have standards.

 

[Keefur]

Hey, don't get @Keefur hooked on the stuff, too! @VeeStars on catnip is bad enough XD

Who do you think got @VeeStars started on it?

 

[WXYZ]

You know pain is pleasure for me, right?

*WHIPS YOU INTENSELY* : P

 

[VeeStars]

Who do you think got @VeeStars started on it?

@Sairn taught me the ways of the herb and the ways of the nyoom catto

 

[Keefur]

You all do realize it's 4/20 day?
*Blows more catnip onto @BreyoGP *

 

[Pygmepatl]

*WHIPS YOU INTENSELY* : P

Nice!

That feels good!

 

[Keefur]

@Sairn taught me the ways of the herb and the ways of the nyoom catto

Yeah, but I'm the old hand at this. Why do you think I fell into that tar pit 10,000 years ago?

 

[Breyo]

*Shoot bedroom eyes while taking another hit*
~N y a a~ brah

Don't you "Nyaa" me! I don't speak feline, silly!

*Blows catnip smoke onto @BreyoGP *

*coughs and holds my nose*
Dang! And here I thought nothing could match skunk spray!

*disguises myself as a Buddhist monk to hide from the authorities...is later taken away by one of those UFO cults*

Woohoo! The anonymous tip I gave the UFO cult worked out

You know pain is pleasure for me, right? That is how I will take them from you.

I am a fine meat eater, I have standards.

Well, alrighty then. I gotta learn how to flick my tail fast enough for them to stick. These things are hard to use
Just so you know, this'll hurt me much more than it'll hurt you!

Who do you think got @VeeStars started on it?

*disappointed porcupine head-shakes*

 

[Keefur]

I know how to torture @Simo. When he asks you to hurt him, just say, "Nooooooooo!"

 

[VeeStars]

~N y a a~
*Blows smoke on @BreyoGP *

 

[WXYZ]

*starts a "Yes to Nyaa" movement, sponsored by the Temple of Enlightened Wonders*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Well, alrighty then. I gotta learn how to flick my tail fast enough for them to stick. These things are hard to use
Just so you know, this'll hurt me much more than it'll hurt you!

And that is what I want.

*Smirks*

I know how to torture @Simo. When he asks you to hurt him, just say, "Nooooooooo!"

Noted!

Thank you!

Hehehe!

 

[Breyo]

You all do realize it's 4/20 day?
*Blows more catnip onto @BreyoGP *

~N y a a~
*Blows smoke on @BreyoGP *

Blegh...
Guess I gotta build up a tolerance to that stench, too...

And that is what I want.

*Smirks*

If you insist...
*swings wildly with my tail in your general direction with my eyes closed*
Sorry! Did I get you?

 

[Keefur]

I bet every cat has seen this movie.

 

[VeeStars]

I bet every cat has seen this movie.

Hmmm... never seen this movie. I did only recently transform into catto though...

 

[Pygmepatl]

If you insist...
*swings wildly with my tail in your general direction with my eyes closed*
Sorry! Did I get you?

*Swings my arm and gets all the spikes, taking them one by one off of my arm and sucking my own blood*

Thank you.

 

[Keefur]

~N y a a~
*Blows smoke on @BreyoGP *

*Helps keep @BreyoGP covered in smoke*

 

[Breyo]

I bet every cat has seen this movie.

Stop! Your gonna entice @A Minty cheetah to start blazing next

*Swings my arm and gets all the spikes, taking them one by one off of my arm and sucking my own blood*

Thank you.

You're welcome, I guess..?
You don't have to worry about primary infections, but don't forget to keep the area clean! You don't want any secondary infections!

*Helps keep @BreyoGP covered in smoke*

*raises my quills*
Hey now... don't force my paw!

 

[Pygmepatl]

You're welcome, I guess..?
You don't have to worry about primary infections, but don't forget to keep the area clean! You don't want any secondary infections!

I will take care of myself.

 

[VeeStars]

*raises my quills*
Hey now... don't force my paw!

woah dude chill brah. You are forgetting I possess stand powers.
~m r o w r~