Predators and Prey

[WXYZ]

Why does that look strangely like a furry watermelon?

@A Minty cheetah comes from a lineage of watermelons?

 

[TR273]

Some of the forum guests are viewing my profile....

....I feel spied upon....

 

[Breyo]

Same!! And I certainly appreciate it more now with the adult jokes and references! Ah, I haven't watched any of the sequels yet either, but I hear they were actually pretty good. Also, Melman the hypochondriac giraffe is definitely my spirit animal
Hehe, thanks! We sure love to party!!
Oh yes, of course!! I hope @Simo's keeping an eye on his alternative feisty fossa fursona

Yeah, I can agree with that. I never understood what Marty said when he and Alex were running at eachother on the beach in slow-motion, until I read that he said "Oh, sugar honey ice tea!" lol. Melman had to be one of the funniest characters lol. Just in case @Simo doesn't restrain himself...
*plucks a handful of quills from my back and hands them to you*
It's a last resort, but if you have to, turn that fossa into a dart board! Remember, it won't be permanent pain, so don't worry about that! He can dig them out rather easily, we just won't tell him the secret to doing so

*transports @A Minty cheetah's distant ancestor to this thread*
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Heh, that looks like my past-self when I died all of my fur green for St. Patrick's day XD

 

[DRGN Juno]

I sense a meta.

 

[metatherat]

Good morning, fellowfu- huh?!

Let me do the honors first.
*slaps @metatherat passionately*

*slaps @metatherat until he moans from pain*

Eh, all good. It's not about being first, it's about the opportunity to set a distance record.

*Slaps @metatherat out the window, across PvP Land and landing him perfectly in his bed*

Wh- How did I wind up here?! And why does my body ache all over? Jeez, what have they done to defenseless rat me this time? *imagines various possibilities* Oh, I really hope they didn't do that.

Welp, seeing as how everyone is transforming, I figured I'd work some magic and do the same! I was aiming for a hedgehog, but a porcupine works

*sees TF*
Ohyeah. Whatever it was, it is forgiven :3
Hi there, BreyoPP!

I sense a meta.

I see our rodent senses are starting to rub on you, dragon! Soon, you'll be able to navigate the world without crashing into walls

 

[metatherat]

*Forcefully takes each spike from the porcupine one by one poisoning them and throwing them at my fossas in my zoo for my own enjoyment*
Thank you @BreyoGP!

*Deftly slips a paw under your belly and flips you onto your back*
You were saying?

*Blows catnip smoke onto @BreyoGP *

~N y a a~
*Blows smoke on @BreyoGP *

*coughs and holds my nose*
Dang! And here I thought nothing could match skunk spray!
*disappointed porcupine head-shakes*

*Helps keep @BreyoGP covered in smoke*

...aaand it just keeps going in this vein.
...they've spent the entire day picking on you, haven't they @BreyoGP .
Ahh, the rodent life! >:O heehehee

 

[DRGN Juno]

Good morning, fellowfu- huh?!

Wh- How did I wind up here?! And why does my body ache all over? Jeez, what have they done to defenseless rat me this time? *imagines various possibilities* Oh, I really hope they didn't do that.

We played golf. You were the ball.

You did an okay job.

I see our rodent senses are starting to rub on you, dragon! Soon, you'll be able to navigate the world without crashing into walls

What? I can already do that. You, on the other hand...

*SLAP*

*Trickshots you off the wall into a cup*

 

[Breyo]

...aaand it just keeps going in this vein.
...they've spent the entire day picking on you, haven't they @BreyoGP .
Ahh, the rodent life! >:O heehehee

Yeah, I really should've put these quills to use, but I'm not very good at using them quite yet.

We played golf. You were the ball.

You did an okay job.



What? I can already do that. You, on the other hand...

*SLAP*

*Trickshots you off the wall into a cup*

Hey! Stop slapping around @metatherat! You're gonna break a rib or something of his!
*hands meta a pawful of quills*
You know what to do if he tries to slap you again
Turn his paw into a pincushion!

 

[Pygmepatl]

...aaand it just keeps going in this vein.
...they've spent the entire day picking on you, haven't they @BreyoGP .
Ahh, the rodent life! >:O heehehee

We know he loves it. As well as you.

*Tears off another quill from @BreyoGP and throws it at you*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*hands meta a pawful of quills*
You know what to do if he tries to slap you again
Turn his paw into a pincushion!

*Laughs in scales*

Hey! Stop slapping around @metatherat! You're gonna break a rib or something of his!

Okay, but...

Somebody slap meta, please!

 

[metatherat]

We played golf. You were the ball.
You did an okay job.
What? I can already do that. You, on the other hand...
*SLAP*
*Trickshots you off the wall into a cup*

Aaagh! At least slap me into a cup of yogurt or something! owowowow.

Yeah, I really should've put these quills to use, but I'm not very good at using them quite yet.

I think you are just supposed to back into things? I think that's how it works?

We know he loves it. As well as you.
*Tears off another quill from @BreyoGP and throws it at you*

Hey! No permanent damage, thank you! No piercing weapons! that's too HC...

Okay, but...

@BreyoGP ..what exactly is he referring to *suspicious look*.

 

[DRGN Juno]

Aaagh! At least slap me into a cup of yogurt or something! owowowow.

Hang on, I'm getting to it.

*Lines up for the putt*

*Gently flicks you into a tub of yogurt about a foot away*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Aaagh! At least slap me into a cup of yogurt or something! owowowow.

*Submerges your head into the tub of yogurt*

Hey! No permanent damage, thank you! No piercing weapons! that's too HC...

Hehehe!

 

[WXYZ]

*banishes "yog-hurt" from these lands*
I wave in my hands an ordinance saying thus.

 

[Herdingcats]

Yogurt? I'd rather have icecream.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Hey @metatherat! You said rats like yogurt, why is there a rat who doesn't like yogurt?

 

[metatherat]

Hey! Stop slapping around @metatherat! You're gonna break a rib or something of his!
*hands meta a pawful of quills*
You know what to do if he tries to slap you again
Turn his paw into a pincushion!

*trying to coat a quill in RAT TRANSFORMATION POTION* Hmm...

Hang on, I'm getting to it.
*Lines up for the putt*
*Gently flicks you into a tub of yogurt about a foot away*

Aaaagghhhhhhh *plop*

*Submerges your head into the tub of yogurt*

Aagmph! *gasp*
Hey! I might get mad at this point if there wasn't yogurt, you know! :I
*picks up a glob of yogurt, shoves it into mouth*

*banishes "yog-hurt" from these lands*
I wave in my hands an ordinance saying thus.

Oh. Is that what we are going to do today. A bloody rat uprising?!

Yogurt? I'd rather have icecream.

OK, you are a weirdo. Call yourself a rodent?

Hey @metatherat! You said rats like yogurt, why is there a rat who doesn't like yogurt?

A good question! A very, very good question! *stares*

 

[Herdingcats]

Who doesn't like icecream? (unless you're lactose intolerant)

 

[Pygmepatl]

A good question! A very, very good question! *stares*

You should know, you are a rat.

 

[WXYZ]

Oh. Is that what we are going to do today. A bloody rat uprising?!

I have a Machiavellian plot in action. Trust me.

 

[metatherat]

Who doesn't like icecream? (unless you're lactose intolerant)

Ah, I see. Well as long as you still like yogurt, I guess that's fine. Let's hug. *rodent-hugs*

You should know, you are a rat.

It's okay, they just liked ice cream better. They still like yogurt, everything is okay. *nods, satisfied*

I have a Machiavellian plot in action. Trust me.

Okay, but remember this important friendly tidbit: rats can fire carbines. >:I

 

[DRGN Juno]

Okay, but remember this important friendly tidbit: rats can fire carbines. >:I

Cute.

 

[Pygmepatl]

It's okay, they just liked ice cream better. They still like yogurt, everything is okay. *nods, satisfied*

Good!

 

[TR273]

Cute.

I don't fire carbines.

 

[WXYZ]

*@DRGN Juno and @Spilogale Pygmaea are arrested for subverting the ordinance*
*the confiscated "yog-hurt" is sent to @metatherat for storage*