Predators and Prey

[Pygmepatl]

Cute.

Awwwwww!

Nice weapon!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*@DRGN Juno and @Spilogale Pygmaea are arrested for subverting the ordinance*
*the confiscated "yog-hurt" is sent to @metatherat for storage*

You have no power here.

Much less so if you tried to banish yogurt from these lands making our rat friend sad.

 

[DRGN Juno]

*@DRGN Juno and @Spilogale Pygmaea are arrested for subverting the ordinance*
*the confiscated "yog-hurt" is sent to @metatherat for storage*

*The arresting officers are assaulted by an angry parrotlet*

*@Manchesterite is assaulted by a cockatiel*

 

[metatherat]

Cute.

(Aww, hahaha. One of your birbs? (also, he wouldn't be able to fire that. He could fly it to an ally, though))

*@DRGN Juno and @Spilogale Pygmaea are arrested for subverting the ordinance*
*the confiscated "yog-hurt" is sent to @metatherat for storage*

Ah! Good, I fully approve of governmental malfeasance when it benefits a rat, or me specifically. Yep, no need for any uprisings here. *dreamily fantasizes of eating the yogurt*

 

[DRGN Juno]

(Aww, hahaha. One of your birbs? (also, he wouldn't be able to fire that. He could fly it to an ally, though))

Says you.

Besides, he's got other methods.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Ah! Good, I fully approve of governmental malfeasance when it benefits a rat, or me specifically. Yep, no need for any uprisings here. *dreamily fantasizes of eating the yogurt*

Just remember he tried to banish yogurt and that he is notoriously vague. He could turn his back to you at any moment.

 

[WXYZ]

Just remember he tried to banish yogurt and that he is notoriously vague. He could turn his back to you at any moment.

Maybe not...?

 

[Pygmepatl]

Says you.

Besides, he's got other methods.

They are dangerous birds!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Maybe not...?

Maybe.

 

[metatherat]

Says you.

Ahhahahaha

Besides, he's got other methods.

Oh. Uh oh. Maybe we'll uprise a bit later.

Just remember he tried to banish yogurt and that he is notoriously vague. He could turn his back to you at any moment.

Vagueness is good! Vagueness is very ratty. And I trust him. He gave me yogurt!
...and besides, trying to control the future is pointless. Adaptation, that's the rat way! :3

Maybe not...?

Nice vagueness, there! *rat thumbs up*

 

[WXYZ]

*@Manchesterite is assaulted by a cockatiel*

*goes full masochist mode*

 

[metatherat]

Maybe.

That was good too! *rat thumbs up*

*goes full masochist mode*

*watches with silent approval*

 

[Pygmepatl]

Vagueness is good! Vagueness is very ratty. And I trust him. He gave me yogurt!
...and besides, trying to control the future is pointless. Adaptation, that's the rat way! :3

I know vagueness is good! That is why I pointed that out.

Hehehe!

*goes full masochist mode*

Awww! How cute!

 

[DRGN Juno]

*goes full masochist mode*

Sikorsky goes to town, with a flurry of feathers and claws. But he won't do that. He's a military member. He's got standards to uphold. Sheesh.

Anyway, it's a gentle mauling. When he finishes, you notice your wallet is missing.

 

[WXYZ]

Anyway, it's a gentle mauling. When he finishes, you notice your wallet is missing.

S***.

 

[Breyo]

We know he loves it. As well as you.

*Tears off another quill from @BreyoGP and throws it at you*

Quit doing that! I don't wanna be responsible for puncture wounds that I didn't cause!

*Laughs in scales*



Okay, but...

Ah, I bet your ancestors "laughed in scales" when they were diced up by a sword or pierced by a spear, right? Sorry, that's probably a touchy subject for you

Also, that was a different circumstance! The slaps were deserved when I told you to slap him earlier!

I think you are just supposed to back into things? I think that's how it works?

Hey! No permanent damage, thank you! No piercing weapons! that's too HC...

@BreyoGP ..what exactly is he referring to *suspicious look*.

That'd probably work, but I gotta get used to launching my tail into things, too. These things are hard to control

Sorry! He threw it, not me!
*points at @Spilogale Pygmaea*
What does "HC" mean..?

You were losing your senses and were talking in that voice where you replace your "L" sounds with "W" sounds, so I thought, "Who's someone who is pretty strong and will probably have enough control over there own power to not kill you or break any of your bones?" And @DRGN Juno was just sitting there, so don't give me that... tone of look!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Takes another quill from @BreyoGP to use as a toothpick from my recent meal*

I could also use bones, but @BreyoGP seems to be useful right now.

 

[WXYZ]

*encases @BreyoGP in an oversized hamster ball to protect him from further harrassment*

 

[Breyo]

*Takes another quill from @BreyoGP to use as a toothpick from my recent meal*

I could also use bones, but @BreyoGP seems to be useful right now.

There ya go! That's a usage of my quills that I support
Much better than using me as a mobile ammo depot XD

 

[Pygmepatl]

Quit doing that! I don't wanna be responsible for puncture wounds that I didn't cause!

This is fun for me!

Although I could quit doing that if you promised me one thing.

 

[metatherat]

That'd probably work, but I gotta get used to launching my tail into things, too. These things are hard to control

Maybe look it up on the internet. "how do i launch quil"

What does "HC" mean..?

Oh. Oh, nothing, my cute little friend. Don't worry about it. You're so precious, I can't stand it! *scurries up to you and nuzzles* Aww. *snuggles against you gently* You are so pure. Dont' get corrupt. I want to see you fumble cutely about forever. *presses head against side*

You were losing your senses and were talking in that voice where you replace your "L" sounds with "W" sounds, so I thought, "Who's someone who is pretty strong and will probably have enough control over there own power to not kill you or break any of your bones?" And @DRGN Juno was just sitting there, so don't give me that... tone of look!

That? That isn't a problem! I was merely taken in by the widdleness of the widdleskunk!

 

[DRGN Juno]

Ah, I bet your ancestors "laughed in scales" when they were diced up by a sword or pierced by a spear, right? Sorry, that's probably a touchy subject for you

Also, that was a different circumstance! The slaps were deserved when I told you to slap him earlier!

*Eye twitch*

*encases @BreyoGP in an oversized hamster ball to protect him from further harrassment*

 

[Pygmepatl]

There ya go! That's a usage of my quills that I support
Much better than using me as a mobile ammo depot XD

You are welcome!

Your quills are really useful!

*Coats some of your quills in poison and stores them for later usage*

 

[TR273]

Quick post before going to work.

Here's the first fanart request I finished.
(I'll be getting the rest done over the next few days)

I believe @Manchesterite requested this one.
(If I'm wrong... Whoops sorry about that. )

 

[Pygmepatl]

For now we can be friends and have a good friendly moment together.

*Shares celery and apple cider with @BreyoGP*