Sairn
Sairn the Majestic
I'm sure you know why I pulled you over.
flicks nightstick against my palm menacingly
No UwU on the back of you license plate, gonna have to write you up for an OwO misdemeanor, payable in the form of Bulges UwU at your local sheriff's office.
*takes ticket*
Okay officer...
*Pulls away*
At this wasn't seen heheheheheh *puffs some catnip*
