Predators and Prey
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Breyo
Professional Nibbler
*peeks my head in the windo
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PFFT! I knew that! Of course I knew that!
I was just being over-dramatic the first time
*happy wheeks*
Y'know what? That doesn't express my happiness enough!
*starts popcorning*
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Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Remember Keefur's rule.
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Wha-? What rule?
"Rules are meant to be broken."
-Anonymous
GroovySpaceFox
Well-Known Member
NOOOO! Out ninja'd again!
DRGN Juno
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
It the one where he-
*Picks you up and throws a fastball out of the window*
You are snatched mid-air by Sukhoi. Unlike previous sightseeing trips, you quickly find out Sukhoi is much angrier than Gripen or Sikorsky.
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
excuses. I will monch on you if you slander meThe preds cheated last game, anyways! I can't tell you how, but I know they did
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
You don't even remember the last game. Hahaha!The preds cheated last game, anyways! I can't tell you how, but I know they did
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Now that's more like it
And now I'm flying!? This is the best day ever!
Eh, wouldn't be the first time a predator monched on me! I'll just slander you from my burrow
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You don't have a shovel on you... do you..?
I don't need to! The preds always cheat. No exceptions!
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
Considering I can turn into a bus at will, I don't think some dirt can stop me. I'll just use my claws!!Now that's more like it
And now I'm flying!? This is the best day ever!
Eh, wouldn't be the first time a predator monched on me! I'll just slander you from my burrow
...
You don't have a shovel on you... do you..?
I don't need to! The preds always cheat. No exceptions!
DRGN Juno
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Sukhoi, 2020
Now that's more like it
And now I'm flying!? This is the best day ever!
Eh, wouldn't be the first time a predator monched on me! I'll just slander you from my burrow
...
You don't have a shovel on you... do you..?
I don't need to! The preds always cheat. No exceptions!
Sukhoi takes you to a secluded island where he drops you from a considerable height. As you scramble to get upright, he swoops down and dive bombs you.
For two counts of the crime of slander, you are ruthlessly assaulted by a parrotlet.
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
No no no, you wouldn't wanna dirty your claws, would you? You felines always seem so prim and proper, I doubt you'd wanna get your claws all mucky XD
Eh, I guess it's justice!
Of a sort...
A bad sort...
*braces for impact*
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
Considering I'm NOT a feline as you would think, I don't mind getting my paws dirty. Especially if it's for a meal
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Pfft, more like a snack! I'm not a meal at all. Aren't there... like... deer and other bigger things out there? Alrighty, y'know what? If it's a meal you want, it's a meal you gotConsidering I'm NOT a feline as you would think, I don't mind getting my paws dirty. Especially if it's for a meal
*slides a plate of veggies and fruit out of the entrance of my burrow*
Enjoy! Let me know if you'd like more!
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
Well I don't want to fight deer or other things. I'll take your fruit for now :VPfft, more like a snack! I'm not a meal at all. Aren't there... like... deer and other bigger things out there? Alrighty, y'know what? If it's a meal you want, it's a meal you got
*slides a plate of veggies and fruit out of the entrance of my burrow*
Enjoy! Let me know if you'd like more!
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Pygmepatl
Spotted Skunk
Whatever. The prey are always imagining and delusional. You can keep believing that if it makes you happy.
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
Never! I'm leaving now, I have a reservation for a fancy sushi place. Far better than fruit >:3I guess that's fair. I'll make an herbivore out of you yet
I hope
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
Aww, that's so nice of you! It really makes me happy, telling the truth like that, so I think I'll continue to do so
Blegh, you need to get your tongue's priorities in order! I guess your stomach wants what it wants, so I can't stop you. See ya when I see ya!
VeeStars
uh I can explain?
I'm back want some?Aww, that's so nice of you! It really makes me happy, telling the truth like that, so I think I'll continue to do so
Blegh, you need your tongue filed! I guess your stomach wants what it wants, so I can't stop you. See ya when I see ya!
Breyo
Professional Nibbler
No thank you! I'm very content eating my celery. Plus, I'd probably die if I ate any, so that reason alone kinda discourages me