Predators and Prey

[Simo]

*gives the kitty a catnip mouse to play with*

 

[metatherat]

Is this your fetish or something?

*furiously scribbles notes*

whaaaattt, I have no idea what you are talking about
*looks around for a cat harness*

 

[metatherat]

*gives the kitty a catnip mouse to play with*

Oh, hello there >
Let's tease this cat together. hehehehehe

 

[Guifrog]

*does meowy voice to grab kitty's attention* Who's the wizzy weasel... no, the witty... how was it again @metatherat? ;p

 

[metatherat]

*does meowy voice to grab kitty's attention* Who's the wizzy weasel... no, the witty... how was it again @metatherat? ;p

Oh, allow me! *ahem*
Awww, @VeeStars ! Whoo is a widde mweowykitty, whoo?! Awe you the widdle mweowykitty? Yes! You awe the widdle mweowykitty!

 

[VeeStars]

god damnit... now it's multiple people! Hold on I gotta change the calling card one sec...

 

[Guifrog]

Aaaaah now! So I just gotta change the "r"s to "w"s
Who's a vewwy vewwy chewy kitty kat!! Who's a NYOOOOOMY yummy wawewiwowu!! Yes you awe awesum!!òwó

 

[Cosmic-FS]

*Puts the cute kitty on my lap and pets him as I look menacing in my evil executive chair*

 

[VeeStars]

To @metatherat, the annoying embarrassing rodent man; @Simo the stinky man; @Guifrog the LSD man; @Cosmic-FS the whatever; and probably the entire Predators and Prey thread,

You have committed heinous crimes. You have lowered Morgana (WHO IS NOT A CAT!!!) down multiple levels by claiming he is feline.
You shamelessly embarrass and mock him and treat him as your own pet.
We have decided to make you all confess all your crimes with your own mouths.
We will take your distorted desires without fail.

From,
The Phantom Thieves​

 

[metatherat]

To @metatherat, the annoying embarrassing rodent man; @Simo the stinky man; @Guifrog the LSD man; @Cosmic-FS the whatever; and probably the entire Predators and Prey thread,

You have committed heinous crimes. You have lowered Morgana (WHO IS NOT A CAT!!!) down multiple levels by claiming he is feline.
You shamelessly embarrass and mock him and treat him as your own pet.
We have decided to make you all confess all your crimes with your own mouths.
We will take your distorted desires without fail.

From,
The Phantom Thieves​

Oh noes, what should I do. Oh! I know what I can do! >:3

god damnit... now it's multiple people! Hold on I gotta change the calling card one sec...

*puts the cat harness on you. It says "KITTYKAT" on both sides*
*attaches a leash to the harness*
*attaches the leash to a post*
AWWW! KITTY!!

 

[VeeStars]

Oh noes, what should I do. Oh! I know what I can do! >:3

*puts the cat harness on you. It says "KITTYKAT" on both sides*
*attaches a leash to the harness*
*attaches the leash to a post*
AWWW! KITTY!!

just you wait until the phantom thieves arrive!!!!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Grabs the little rat @metatherat and puts it inside my mouth, letting it sink in my mouth with my putrid and blood smelling breath*

Sorry, my pet has been naughty lately.

 

[metatherat]

*Grabs the little rat @metatherat and puts it inside my mouth, letting it sink in my mouth with my putrid and blood smelling breath*

Sorry, my pet has been naughty lately.

Aagh! Spilo! What have you been eating?! Don't answer that.

 

[VeeStars]

*Grabs the little rat @metatherat and puts it inside my mouth, letting it sink in my mouth with my putrid and blood smelling breath*

Sorry, my pet has been naughty lately.

THANK YOU! YOU ARE AN ALLY TO THE PHANTOM THIEVES!!!!

 

[Pygmepatl]

Aagh! Spilo! What have you been eating?! Don't answer that.

You will never know.

*Blows another stinky breath in my mouth before taking the wet saliva covered rat out and putting it on the ground, giving it a few pets*

 

[Pygmepatl]

THANK YOU! YOU ARE AN ALLY TO THE PHANTOM THIEVES!!!!

You are welcome!

Thank you!

 

[VeeStars]

You are welcome!

Thank you!

I will repay you with sushi once I'm done destroying everyone who mocked me with the Phantom Thieves!

 

[Pygmepatl]

I will repay you with sushi once I'm done destroying everyone who mocked me with the Phantom Thieves!

Thank you so much!

I love sushi!

 

[VeeStars]

I think Joker and the rest of them should be here any minute....
*Checks watch*

 

[metatherat]

You will never know.

*Blows another stinky breath in my mouth before taking the wet saliva covered rat out and putting it on the ground, giving it a few pets*

You have some serious issues, Spilo. hehehehehee

I think Joker and the rest of them should be here any minute....
*Checks watch*

*takes watch and replaces it with a pawband with a little bell on it* This suits a little kitty like you much better :3

 

[VeeStars]

You have some serious issues, Spilo. hehehehehee

*takes watch and replaces it with a pawband with a little bell on it* This suits a little kitty like you much better :3

I'll kill you! Joker and I are in Smash so you don't want to make me more angry!!!

 

[metatherat]

I'll kill you! Joker and I are in Smash so you don't want to make me more angry!!!

Aww. I'm sorry. Don't be an angry kitty. Let's hug. *hugs*

 

[Guifrog]

*with my mask on*
I assume it was one of those peculiar wines, sometimes I wonder whether the skunk's a vampilo!

 

[Cosmic-FS]

I think Joker and the rest of them should be here any minute....
*Checks watch*

Well I know what we can do while we wait *pulls out cat toy and starts jingling it*

 

[Pygmepatl]

You have some serious issues, Spilo. hehehehehee

Hehehe!