Captain TrashPanda
A broke college racc
cheating is no bueno senorscore stays at -4
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cheating is no bueno senorscore stays at -4
i have switched sides, i am a new raccoon
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*kicks in door* why hello there*Writes the new edition of 'Outfoxing The Foxes.' *
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*Watches as the four and a half ton version of the 'Lesser Mouseland Big Book Of Rules (And Paperweight) (R) lands on your foot.**kicks in door* why hello there
i have been entrusted with a new mission which requires my alliance with the predatorsBETRAYAL, I thought I could trust youuuuuu ;n;
*smuggles out the new edition of our battle plans--I mean totally innocent Fox book*
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*looks down and pulls foot out* that didnt even hurt *foot heals back to normal**Watches as the four and a half ton version of the 'Lesser Mouseland Big Book Of Rules (And Paperweight) (R) lands on your foot.*
Afternoon, do you want some cream for that?
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Fair enough.i have been entrusted with a new mission which requires my alliance with the predators
*looks down and pulls foot out* that didnt even hurt *foot heals back to normal*
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*holds onto side wall in chamber, stopping my fall* got to be better then that *flips out back onto floor* ya know just curious where did u find that large book?Fair enough.
*Opens the trapdoor under you, sending you into the bowels of @Simo 's mischief den.*
And next time just knock!
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The Lesser Mouseland Government insist (on page 3826, section 8, paragraph 2, sub-paragraph 6) that all residents of Lesser Mouseland carry an up-to-date copy of the rule book at all times. That's the light-weight edition.*holds onto side wall in chamber, stopping my fall* got to be better then that *flips out back onto floor* ya know just curious where did u find that large book?
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*picks up with one hand* easy to carry *chucks out the window* oops my bad XPThe Lesser Mouseland Government insist (on page 3826, section 8, paragraph 2, sub-paragraph 6) that all residents of Lesser Mouseland carry an up-to-date copy of the rule book at all times. That's the light-weight edition.
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*Phone beeps**picks up with one hand* easy to carry *chucks out the window* my bad XP
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Welcome to the right side of the fence. We have cookies =pi have switched sides, i am a new raccoon
*a bit confused* im not going to question how the book survived *walks to Complex 39* home sweet home...*Phone beeps*
Uh oh!
*Ducks just as a new (updated, at ten and three quarter tons) edition of the Lesser Mouseland Big Book Of Rules (And Paperweight) (TM) smashes through the wall having been delivered by railgun.*
*Takes advantage of the confusion to leg it.*
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*Equally confused* While this confusion exists we also have the advantage*a bit confused* im not going to question how the book survived *walks to Complex 39* home sweet home...
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They do say 'Treason is merely a matter of dates.'i have switched sides, i am a new raccoon
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They've probably had to add some since then.If I remember correctly Dante put the lowest circle for traitors =0
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*sees random pages torn out of calendars fall all about me* hmm... the rat is salty *walks to the complex*They do say 'Treason is merely a matter of dates.'
'Pelts you with dates.'
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