Predators and Prey

[TR273]

Good morning fluffbutts

Afternoon

(It's 17:00 over here )

 

[VeeStars]

Afternoon

(It's 17:00 over here )

It's 9 for me and also very hooooot

 

[metatherat]

No! Please don't put me back I wanna play with my frens!

Don't be a silly kitty. It's dangerous out here. *puts you back in your cage* Now be a good kitty in there. *puts up a sign saying "FEEL FREE TO PLAY WITH KITTY!"

 

[VeeStars]

Don't be a silly kitty. It's dangerous out here. *puts you back in your cage* Now be a good kitty in there. *puts up a sign saying "FEEL FREE TO PLAY WITH KITTY!"

 

[metatherat]

Aww. Don't be sad. Look, I'll give you some friends to play with in there.
*dumps a box of stray cats into the cage with you*

 

[VeeStars]

Aww. Don't be sad. Look, I'll give you some friends to play with in there.
*dumps a box of stray cats into the cage with you*

*The cats have now formed fight club*

 

[metatherat]

*The cats have now formed fight club*

*stares* Well, I didn't expect that.

 

[VeeStars]

*stares* Well, I didn't expect that.

*Blows all the cats into the stratosphere with my persona*
*Wins*

 

[metatherat]

*Blows all the cats into the stratosphere with my persona*
*Wins*

:O what the poop was that
Okay, mmmayybe I'll just let you out now. *opens cage*

 

[VeeStars]

:O what the poop was that
Okay, mmmayybe I'll just let you out now. *opens cage*

*Blows you into the stratosphere with my persona*
Take that rat man

 

[TR273]

It's 9 for me and also very hooooot

Currently it's a rather pleasant 14°c over here.

 

[VeeStars]

Currently it's a rather pleasant 14°c over here.

It's only 69*F (nice) (21*C) but my room is in direct sunlight and I feel like a ant under a magnifying glass getting roasted

 

[metatherat]

*Blows you into the stratosphere with my persona*
Take that rat man

Ohpoop. I didn't know she was that dangerous a kitty. Oh well, might as well enjoy the trip. *sightsees on the way down before drinking a RAPID ESCAPE POTION*

 

[BayoDino]

*coughs*

 

[metatherat]

*coughs*

HE'S GOT THE CORONA. EVERYONE PANIC.

 

[VeeStars]

HE'S GOT THE CORONA. EVERYONE PANIC.

Don't worry I got this
*Blows @BayoDino into the stratosphere with Persona*

 

[TR273]

HE'S GOT THE CORONA. EVERYONE PANIC.

Let's not, and just say we did.

 

[metatherat]

Let's not, and just say we did.

OUT OF MY WAY, WOMAN, YOU'LL INFECT ME. WHERE IS THE TOILET PAPER. AAAGGHH!

 

[VeeStars]

OUT OF MY WAY, WOMAN, YOU'LL INFECT ME. WHERE IS THE TOILET PAPER. AAAGGHH!

I blew all your TP into the stratosphere

 

[metatherat]

I blew all your TP into the stratosphere

Haha. No matter. I am an eurofur. I can just use the bidet. *smugly reflects on cultural superiority*

 

[VeeStars]

Haha. No matter. I am an eurofur. I can just use the bidet. *smugly reflects on cultural superiority*

I went to Japan once and the bidets there are top notch. You can control the spray and the temperature and there are air dryers

 

[metatherat]

I went to Japan once and the bidets there are top notch. You can control the spray and the temperature and there are air dryers

Japan, that's cool! The pictures and videos on the internet of Japanese toilets and bidets are insane! They have control panels and everything :O

 

[TR273]

Japanese toilets scare me, they are too complicated for my tiny Brit brain understand....

 

[VeeStars]

Japanese toilets scare me, they are too complicated for my tiny Brit brain understand....

Smol brain, all you do is press button and it shoots water up your ass

 

[TR273]

Smol brain, all you do is press button and it shoots water up your ass

But what do all the other buttons do???

I'm worried I'll just mash them and cause a Warp Core breach or something...