Predators and Prey

[Ravofox]

*takes over Hans' business and sells all of his used cars for a total of 2 cents*

Take that, Hans! I am now 2 cents richer than you'll ever be!

Hans will find those cents! No sock or pocket will be enough to hide them from this ferocious ferret!!

*Buys Hans two cans of turtle soup for 10 cents*

*hans drinks them greatfully*

"mmm, thank ye, mr skunk!! When I get my car dealership back, I'll give ya a car for half the normal cost"
*hugs*

*Eats turtle soup while watching the campaign*

Thank you for the fire, I needed to heat up my turtle soup.

"yes, praise @Groggy and @DRGN Juno for the fire"

 

[DRGN Juno]

Hans will find those cents! No sock or pocket will be enough to hide them from this ferocious ferret!!



*hans drinks them greatfully*

"mmm, thank ye, mr skunk!! When I get my car dealership back, I'll give ya a car for half the normal cost"
*hugs*



"yes, praise @Groggy and @DRGN Juno for the fire"

*Turns you into a firefox*

 

[Ravofox]

*Turns you into a firefox*

fool!!! You have only made me STRONGER!!!!!!

*Hans turns into Iceweasel*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*hans drinks them greatfully*

"mmm, thank ye, mr skunk!! When I get my car dealership back, I'll give ya a car for half the normal cost"
*hugs*

You're welcome!

Thank you!

*Hugs back*

 

[WXYZ]

fool!!! You have only made me STRONGER!!!!!!

*Hans turns into Iceweasel*

*turns into the rainbow pinwheel of death*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*turns into the rainbow pinwheel of death*

...

Whelp, I'm not dealing with that.

*Files a tech support ticket under Elias' name, blaming @Ravofox*

 

[WXYZ]

*the pinwheel inexplicably devours a skunk and a fox*

 

[Ravofox]

You're welcome!

Thank you!

*Hugs back*

you're wel...

*the pinwheel inexplicably devours a skunk and a fox*

welp!

 

[Pygmepatl]

*Suddenly the pinwheel starts spinning consciously. A fox and a skunk have taken over the pinwheel running inside it making it spin and hit enemies*

 

[WXYZ]

*Suddenly the pinwheel starts spinning consciously. A fox and a skunk have taken over the pinwheel running inside it making it spin and hit enemies*

*the spinwheel resists the blatant mind control and tears apart the skunk to atoms*

 

[WXYZ]

Or should I say, "tears apart the skunk plushie to atoms". : P

 

[Pygmepatl]

*The pinwheel hits a certain rat while an atomic explosion is happening and opens. A fox and a skunk come out of it*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*Suddenly the pinwheel starts spinning consciously. A fox and a skunk have taken over the pinwheel running inside it making it spin and hit enemies*

The pinwheel doesn't go very far. I mean, you know what this thing represents, right?

 

[WXYZ]

*The pinwheel hits a certain rat while an atomic explosion is happening and opens. A fox and a skunk come out of it*

*the pinwheel comes out stronger with the rat controlling it*
*the fox and skunk gets sick from radiation*
@metatherat, let's go!

 

[WXYZ]

The pinwheel doesn't go very far. I mean, you know what this thing represents, right?

*this contradiction makes the pinwheel disappear from existence*

 

[DRGN Juno]

*this contradiction makes the pinwheel disappear from existence*

 

[WXYZ]

*floats away aimlessly, pestering @Simo for a refund on watermelons*

 

[Pygmepatl]

*As the fox and skunk get sick from radiation, they start becoming powerful atomic beings like Dr. Manhattan. They decide to not use their atomic powers and live in peace*

 

[metatherat]

Good morning! As envisioned by Transformer:

Meta the rat scurried into the thread happily and waved his little rat-hand. "Hello, fellow furs", he squeaked happily. "It's great to see so many people," he continued. "You were down here last time, it seems." Furries welcomed him with open arms, and they chatted as they wandered through the stream. Several individuals talked about some of the furry affairs in the stream, mostly involving the hunt for a mythical dragon to place into the main stream lore. "Is there a chance we can have something?" one of the individuals asked. "Actually," one of the other furries said with an uneasy expression, "It would be a nice idea to join the fight against the vixen.
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Those nasty vixen. Not sure about joining the war against them, though.

yes but when did you suddenly become my father? Did @metatherat sell me? .-.

I'm sorry for the confusion, I adopted you in the kittycat adoption sense, as a pet, because you are a kittycat. I hope this clarifies things *pets you*

*Struts in*
Eh, nearly 400 posts since I was last on? I'll have to like all those later XD

G'day fluffbuts!! I hath conquered the dreaded essay. I watched as it fell into the abyss, no match for my cunning cranium. Now, after a day of rest (I was sooo tuckered out yesterday, I didn't feel like doing much at all XD) I greet my bretheren, predators and prey, with open paws, elated to be back amongst my crazy kin!

Glad to have you here! And to see you still weren't squashed by an essay pile. Let's get crazy. And weird!

Let us blow a horn, dance naked under the moonlight and hunt for humans

I'm still not going to predate. But I will join you for companionship's sake. And for fun's sake :3

*Calls for my pet @metatherat to put the kitty in his cage*

Alright, @VeeStars , that's enough. You are being too wild, kitty. *picks you up and puts you back in your cage* Next time, play nicer. No shooting anything into the stratosphere. *seals your Persona with mysterious rat powers so you can't use it* I'll unseal it later, but only if you are nice. Good night, catpet.

 

[Pygmepatl]

Good morning!

 

[metatherat]

*The pinwheel hits a certain rat while an atomic explosion is happening and opens. A fox and a skunk come out of it*

Ow. What the- mystery pinwheel?! *attempts to seize control*

*the pinwheel comes out stronger with the rat controlling it*
*the fox and skunk gets sick from radiation*
@metatherat, let's go!

Oh yeah. I am the best at controlling mystery pinwheels.

*As the fox and skunk get sick from radiation, they start becoming powerful atomic beings like Dr. Manhattan. They decide to not use their atomic powers and live in peace*

*the rat, on the other hand, decides to use his powers only to tease other furs and to make poorly veiled references to really weird fetishy stuff*

 

[DRGN Juno]

Ow. What the- mystery pinwheel?! *attempts to seize control*

Oh yeah. I am the best at controlling mystery pinwheels.

*the rat, on the other hand, decides to use his powers only to tease other furs and to make poorly veiled references to really weird fetishy stuff*

*Pets the rat*

Morning.

 

[WXYZ]

Oh yeah. I am the best at controlling mystery pinwheels.

*the ghost of the pinwheel whispers to you*
"Avenge me, for that skunk has made me feral, and tried to meld his mind with mine"

 

[DRGN Juno]

*the ghost of the pinwheel whispers to you*
"Avenge me, for that skunk has made me feral, and tried to meld his mind with mine"

The problem with pinwheel of death ghosts is that they're a little limited in how they communicate. All @metatherat sees is this floating in front of him ominously.

 

[metatherat]

*the ghost of the pinwheel whispers to you*
"Avenge me, for that skunk has made me feral, and tried to meld his mind with mine"

*whispers back* Unfortunately, I 100% agree with involuntary feralization. If anything, I am tempted to make sure you stay as a feral.